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Ron Artest for Peja? What the heck are the Kings thinking?
by avishai in
1. social
2. entertainment
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Funchback

Hey, avishai...
Good question. Peja wanted to be "the man" and he felt he couldn't co-exist anymore with C-Webb. Now that the kings are (were) HIS team, he has come up quite small. Now he can't shoot, can't score, and he can't lead his team. He was unhappy in Sacramento and he is a Free Agent after the season. The flip side is, the kings get Artest??? Talented, but quite loopy. Peja should fit in with Indy for the season, but, honestly, C-Webb was (is) the best passing Forward in the league. He made Peja...at least he got him a ton of open looks.
National Sex Offender Public Registery
by Funchback in
1. watchtower
2. child-abuse
in case you ever wanted to know who is a registered sex offender in your neighborhood.

detailed information varies from state to state, but most states are pretty generous with the information about the registered offenders.

and, they show the photo of the offender.
Funchback

In case you ever wanted to know who is a registered sex offender in your neighborhood.
Detailed information varies from state to state, but most states are pretty generous with the information about the registered offenders. And, they show the photo of the offender.
http://www.nsopr.gov/
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DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
by BrendaCloutier in
1. social
2. humour
an elderly florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

she dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "i have a gun, and i know how to use it!

get out of the car!
Funchback

I saw this on TLC's "Mostly True Stories". It's really an urban legend, and it is not a true story.
Still, it is pretty funny.
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What a load of rubbish!!!!!!!!!! How can they?
by Spectrum in
1. social
2. current
i watched king kong the other day and as usual i walked out on the film.

i think it was the two hour point and they still had not returned to new york.

i couldn't sit through any more of that badly made, awfully acted film.
Funchback

Tell us how you really feel!
I liked the film, so I guess that makes me stupid.
I am half-black, so I guess I am an 'Uncle Tom' for liking it.
I am half white, so I guess I am a racist for liking it.
Russell Crowe killed Tigers and men in Gladiator while juggling a sword.
Mike Tyson beat up two men and a woman in a hotel lobby (although I don't know if he was juggling anything).
Bob Barker has allegedly fondled each of his Barker's Beauties, and I have a feeling he was juggling something!
Michael Jackson not only has a song called 'Black and White', but he also lives it.
Black people have some good food products on lock: Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth (althought she kinda is white after all the syrup is gone).
White people also have some food products on lock: Francesco Rinaldi, St. Pauli's beer, and Grampa Stroehmann (as white as you can get).
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I saw John from Revelation at Bethel
by Funchback in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
how lame was i that when i toured bethel many years ago, i was all giddy when i saw the old man who was "john" from the wtbts 'revelation' book?

"ooh!

it's the guy from the revelation book!
Funchback

I wish I saved that WT with the big headed wife. But, it was several years ago.
I most certainly know that the PO still has it. He would always show people the covers of magazines that he and his family have graced.
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I saw John from Revelation at Bethel
by Funchback in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
how lame was i that when i toured bethel many years ago, i was all giddy when i saw the old man who was "john" from the wtbts 'revelation' book?

"ooh!

it's the guy from the revelation book!
Funchback

The funny thing about the wife of the millionaire elder is that she has a huMONgous head. One time they did a family photo on the front of a WT and her head continued on the back cover.
It was priceless!!!
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I saw John from Revelation at Bethel
by Funchback in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
how lame was i that when i toured bethel many years ago, i was all giddy when i saw the old man who was "john" from the wtbts 'revelation' book?

"ooh!

it's the guy from the revelation book!
Funchback

How lame was I that when I toured Bethel many years ago, I was all giddy when I saw the old man who was "John" from the WTBTS 'Revelation' book?

"OOH! Look! It's the guy from the Revelation book!", I exclaimed.
"Would you like to meet him?", said the tour guide.
"Sure", I responded like a kid about to get an autograph from his favorite athlete.

Also, there is an elder (PO, in fact) from my ex-congregation who is a millionaire. He and/or his wife and kid have graced the covers of WTs/Awake's several times. I guess if you donate enough you can have your 15 minutes of JW fame.
Any of you know anybody like this? Or, have you met any of the "stand-ins" who appear in cartoon fashion in the WTS publictions?
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Let's Get Physical - Diet & Exercise thread
by Funchback in
1. social
2. physical
toward the end of last year, i joined bally's.

i confess that i have yet to go in 2006. but that all changes tomorrow!

back to the health club for me.. please feel free to post an exercise regimen that works for you.
Funchback

UPDATE:
I know it's a little late on my part, but, I finally got to the gym tonight. I worked out 20 minutes on the elyptical machine (burned 325 calories). I know that it might be small stuff for some of you, but for me it denotes progress! ;o)
By the way, the water intake is working great for me!
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Let's Get Physical - Diet & Exercise thread
by Funchback in
1. social
2. physical
toward the end of last year, i joined bally's.

i confess that i have yet to go in 2006. but that all changes tomorrow!

back to the health club for me.. please feel free to post an exercise regimen that works for you.
Funchback

So far I am two days without sweets. I've lost two pounds. I find that this is mainly because I am drinks tons of water.
The downside is that I have to wake up and go to the bathroom 3-4 times a night...LOL!
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Anyone ever seen a ghost?
by Clam in
1. jw
2. friends
have you ever seen a "ghost"?

if you did, were you scared, fascinated or straight to denial?.

if you did see one, were you a jw at the time and therefore did you believe it to be an apparition projected by the demons?
Funchback

Almost immediately after I stopped attending the meetings, I stopped believing in demons/ghosts/angels. I have absolutely no belief in the "supernatural".

When I was a JW, I was scared of the dark, I couldn't watch horror films or films about the supernatural (i.e., Poltergeist, Exorcist, vampire flicks, etc.). I always thought the demons would get me. And here I am a grown a$$ man!!! LOL!

Now, I have zero fear and I can sit through a scary movie and they don't scare me at all.