what do jw's think jesus was doing until 1914?
and if satan is ruling everything now, what is jesus doing now?
(in jw minds) it seems to me they believe the 'gates of hell' have prevailed.
He's prolly got a massive bout of Hemmoroids. And, he probably combs his beard a lot. That's probably why he doesn't talk...he needs to remove his beard first!
"By this, they will know you are my followers: If you have shaven faces among yourselves".
is it killing 42 children because they called prophet elisha a bald headed man (which he probably was, so they did ot even lie)?.
is it killing 70000 innocent israelites because the king david does a counting of the people?
(it is hard to keep the numbers right if the fluctuate so much).
Oh! I got one! I got one!
How about flooding the entire earth and all of its inhabitants, then promising to never rub out mankind again using floods (although promising to burn the flesh of of folks at the Big A? Then, turning all of the flesh to become bird food).
But, back to the flood of Noah's day: God doesn't flood the entire earth at one time. Nowadays he chooses to flood it section by section: Tsunamis, typhoons, hurricaines, storms, etc. He must be sitting up ther on his Golden Crapper saying, "Uh-Uh! Remember, I only promised I wouldn't flood the entire earth. See? I have this damn rainbow to prove it. Now, clean up Louisiana, you petty humans!"
Anyway, I actually don't believe in the flood (as told by the bible), but, it's a wacky thing if it did happen.
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Wow, YoursChelbie!
That was my first post using my real identity. Funny thing, though... I confess now that I haven't stepped foot inside of a Kingdom Hall since that same month in 2002! And, I am one of the least religious people you will ever know. And, I am the happiest that I have ever been.
Thanks for dusting off that post!
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Thanks, mrsjones5.
How's life if Indiana? You guys really want to get rid of Ron Artest
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Many, many thanks Balsam!
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Thanks, PoliticallyNeutered2 (is there actually a PoliticallyNeutered1 on this Forum???).
And, welcome to the Forum. Happy New Year!
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
I appreciate it, Darth Yhwh (great name, btw)!
By the end of the night (about 4 in the morning), I looked like the Emperor of the Dark Side.
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Sparkplug-
Thank you! And here are some facts from 1970 (highlighted facts are for irony):
*
Earthquake
kills more than 50,000 in
Peru
(May 31).
*Earth population: 3.706 billion
*U.S. Median Household Income (current dollars): $8,734
*U.S. Unemployment: 3.5%
*Cost of a U.S. first-class stamp: $0.06
*Super Bowl: Kansas City d. Minnesota (23-7)
*Wimbledon - Women: Margaret Court d. B.J. King (14-12 11-9)
Men: John Newcombe d. K. Rosewall (5-7 6-3 6-2 3-6 6-1)
*World Cup: Brazil d. Italy (4-1)
*The
Beatles
break up. By the end of the year, each member had released a solo album.
*
Jimi Hendrix
and
Janis Joplin
both die drug-related deaths at age 27.
*Monday Night Football debuts on ABC, with
Howard Cosell
,
Frank Gifford
, and Don Meredith giving play-by-play.
*Record of the Year: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In," 5th Dimension
*Album of the Year: Blood, Sweat and Tears, Blood, Sweat and Tears (Columbia)
*Song of the Year: "Games People Play," Joe South, songwriter
*Movies released:
M*A*S*H, Patton, Love Story, Airport
*Bar codes (computer-scanned binary signal code) are introduced for retail and industrial use in England.
*Lithium is approved by the FDA for the treatment of manic-depression.
Source:
http://www.factmonster.com/year/1970.html
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Lisa-
It is so good to see you around here on the Forum again! Goodness, what I wouldn't give to see you and Fred Hall square off again!
Brian of the Get Your Cat Spayed or Neutered Class
these are photos from my 36th birthday.
i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.
ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
These are photos from my 36th birthday. I was born January 1, 1970.
But, we partied on December 30!
PS...I'm the man with the leather jacket.
