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  May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

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  harold camping has promised that the rapture will be on may 21, 2011.. .

  they've put it on this van that "the bible guarantees it", so it must be true!.

  after all, would this face lie?.

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  I know for a fact that "Jesus" will be coming in a spaceship!..

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  Being raciest, need clarity.

  by free2beme in

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  growing up a witness, and having black friends and and relatives.

  i was kind of in the dark as to what being a raciest was really based on.

  so as i get older and think about it more, i thought it might be an interesting question to discuss what you think makes a person raciest and how they base this thinking.. i am going to use the african american racism in this example, as i think that more then any other group.

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  Do they base this on the same thinking of the ignorant whites of history, who used ideas from the Bible to prove this odd thinking

  Racist....

  When I was a child they still had the separate entrances in buildings for "Negros".
  They were only allowed to swim on certain days in the public pools..
  They were only allowed to sit in the very back of a bus
  They had to give the whites the right of way..and call them sir and mam..
  Being raised that way made it hard to later accept the "equal" part..old habits die hard.
  Course we were also taught to cross the street if we saw a "Jew" coming our way. They, like gypsies" were known to steal babies and put curses on people, plus they were so dirty!
  Ennie meenie meinie moe had different words back then..
  
  Thankfully someday it will all be gone, but for now it still lingers in the minds of some..sadly.
  I liken it to the same brainwashing that the JW's did to many and still do today..hopefully someday that will be gone also..
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  WHO WROTE THE BIBLE by Washington Gladden, PT 1

  by Quentin in

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  am currently reading this book.

  would like to share some excerpts from same.take note mr. gladden is objective in his wrting.see wikipedia for gladden bio.

  excerpts, printed by waking lion press.

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  My brother, a devout bible reader, has me looking up stuff on the computer for him as he doesn't have one.
  My latest project is looking up info on the Cannonization of the King James Bible...I was quite surprised to find out that the much talked about book of Revelation almost didn't even make it into the bible!

  Interesting to see how they "voted" on which books were allowed into the bible..makes you really wonder about all this "Spirit guided" stuff..

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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Okay, I'm not blonde, but I don't get the first joke

  She sees the word "Tahoe" on the back and thinks the truck/people are from there..

  Yeah, I know..
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Thanks for the belly laughs...

  Maybe we should change it to "Dumb Dora" jokes so no one gets offended..

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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

  1. social
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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  To Be Fair, Blondes Are Not the Only Ones To Lock Their Keys In the Car

  Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Blonde Cop

  This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

  The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

  “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

  The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

  “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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  The only blond joke I will ever write!

  by sabastious in

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  a husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "wow!

  " the wife yells..

  " the husband asks back.. "those people in front of us are a long way from home!

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  Try again...
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  Katherine Jackson: "my son is gone and for forever"

  by leavingwt in

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  2. entertainment

  i'm left to assume that sister jackson has concluded that michael will not be resurrected.

  .. the matriarch of one of music's most famous families isn't planning any special preparations for the daily trek to a downtown los angeles courtroom where the trial begins may 9, but she says she'll rely on her faith to carry her through.. .

  "i have mixed emotions," she told the associated press in an interview this week.

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  slimboyfat wrote:

  She is arguing that the doctor needs to be punished, to the media, to the public, to the legal establishment: basically to whoever will listen and might influence the outcome. And she used terms that will have the broadest appeal by not assuming that people agree with her ideology in order to elicit support for her view about the punishment.

  To make for a more lucrative civil suit to follow later..

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  "So I broke the kid's arm, it was his fault really"

  by sabastious in

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  every now and then growing up a woman with the first name of guadalupe would come into my life.

  this is a story of one of those times.. she was always refered to as a "friend of grandma's.

  " that was why we were supposed to overlook the crazy things she did or at least i guessed that was the way it worked.

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  Yeah I know, I did a lot of stupid things as a kid too..we just don't really have the right judgement at that age..we know better but can't fathom what to do next most of the time..

  Snoozy