Posts by Stephanus

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Sydney Taxi Drivers - Warning for all Sydney visitors

by misspeaches in

okay sydney taxi drivers have me baffled... i went up to sydney for work last week and availed myself of the taxi services... let me relate to you my experiences.

i arrive at sydney airport and catch a cab to lane cove.

i have a driver who originates from india.

Stephanus

Okay Sydney taxi drivers have me baffled...

They don't have me baffled at all: they're quite simply a pack of complete a...wipes!

I arrive at Sydney airport and catch a cab to Lane Cove. I have a driver who originates from India. He moved here 7 years ago. A very chatty young fellow who enjoys frequent use of the words f*ck, f*cked and f*cking. He boasted to me about having had sexual relations with no less than 211 of his female passengers and had photos of all of their v@ginas to prove it. He also wanted to know how I enjoyed sex myself? I quote - 'Do you like it strong? I bet you like it hard and strong.'

My wife was propositioned by a young Indian guy in pretty well the same way when she was about your age. But who are we to judge another person's culture?

He also wanted to know how I enjoyed sex myself? I quote - 'Do you like it strong? I bet you like it hard and strong.' I was baffled as to how best to respond to this so gave him a deer in headlights stare instead.

You should have told him you like it weak and insipid, the good old fashioned Caucasian way. What a wanker!

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Any of you oldies out there remember me??????

by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

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i know it's been ages, busy living i guess.

but i thought i'ld drop in and say hello.. i sometimes read posts and ask misspeaches what's going on.

as i'm having the day off work today i decided to take the time to post a big 'hello ' to all my old friends on the forum, and also to the new members here.. nothing much has changed for me and my family.

Stephanus

Yes

But do you remember me??????????????

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slip of the tongue of elder

by DannyBloem in

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this morning the speaker was late and they had to change the wachtower study with the public talk.. the young elder introducing this, was maybe a bit nervous of this happening (although it is certainly not the first time this year), and told that the public intercourse of the wachttower study would be held first, instead of the public discourse.

Stephanus

and told that the public intercourse of the wachttower study would be held first,

Screwed by the Watchtower, yet again!

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Why English Teachers Die Young

by purplesofa in

every year, english teachers from across the country can submit their .

collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school .

essays.

Stephanus

I don't have a problem with a lot of these metaphors - after all, these kids grew up in the modern era, when they are much more familiar with power tools and Thigh masters than they are with sunrises and daffodils.

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Vegetarianism

by rezamichael in

why aren't witnesses vegetarians?

it's well known that adam and eve were vegetarian.

there was only ever a concession given by god to allow meat eating after the flood as there was no vegetation so it was forced and rather a temporary fix up rather than a new permanent diet.

Stephanus

If God meant us to eat fruits and vegetables, then why don't they taste like meat?

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Alligators Learning From JWs!

by Stephanus in

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now they're going door-to-door!.

Stephanus

I wonder if he's an elder? If so, that may explain the fear many have of shepherding calls!

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Good News no GREAT NEWS!!!

by Lady Lee in

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my application for disability has been approved!!!!!

yes i feel like screaming out loud for joy.

it's been a year and a half of fighting for this.

Stephanus

It's really great although in the winter the ramps sometimes freeze and I have to wait for the next bus

That must suck! And doesn't having to wait another 15 minutes or so in the Canadian cold kind of defeat the purpose of these amenities - to deliver you comfortably and safely to your destination?

For those of us who are in wheelchairs or use walkers the bus can kneel and open a ramp (lower the front of the bus andunfold a ramp) to allow us to roll onto the bus.

Way ahead of us here! For someone in a wheelchair to board a train here, the station attendant has to remove a ramp from a special locked cabinet on the station, unfold it, set it up when the train arrives, and assist the person onto the train if necessary.

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Disturbing illustrations

by Fleshybirdfodder in

i've heard this illustration several times in varying formats.

to encapsulate: a man works at a railway bridge and is in charge of switching the tracks so that the train can successfully cross the river.

he sees his son playing on the bridge just as the train is coming.

Stephanus

You guys only got to hear this as a sermon illustration?? Count yourselves lucky - I saw an actual Christian film based on this allegory when I was a teen!

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