Dalek
Time Lord
Kryten
Agent <number> of Control (numbers 86, 99, 13, 44 and K13 the most coveted, of course!)
Arnold Judas Rimmer (Fred qualifies!)
Sir Humphrey Appleby (most complicated posters qualify!)
Kaos Agent (Siegfried and Starker most desired)
Servalan
Don Diego Vega
Sir Toppum Hatt
Peter Parker
Napoleon Solo
THRUSH Operative
Auntie Jack
Stephanus
JoinedPosts by Stephanus
-
7
Sith? Customized Titles For All!!!
by Bendrr inhey simon:.
i was thinking about the title given to fredhall instead of jedi member.. maybe some other folks would like some title other than jedi too.. over a few beers and in the interest of diversity, i came up with a few.. 1. vulcan.
2. space ranger.
-
-
Stephanus
-
15
Who are these elders???
by freakshow inhaving only started to study with a jw she has yet to inform me of these elders, the book she gave me says a little, but after reading this board i see there is more i have yet to learn.
who are these elders?
i'm picturing a bunch of old men in velvet purple robes sitting around a circular table.
-
-
Stephanus
Don't worry, as you progress, you'll meet them - it's part of the love bombing process. No, they don't wear anything special, just a cheap suit and tie usually. Yes they have jobs, usually employing other dubs - cleaning firms are a common thing in Dub circles (the working hours allow people to do more door to door work); I notice many here in Oz are in the building trade. The requirement to be an elder is simple: you must do whatever the WBTS says and apply their ideas and judgements, no matter what common sense and decency (and the Bible!) may tell you to the contrary.
For your own safety, I suggest you stick around here and have a hard look at the experiences of those who've not fared very well within the Watchtower walls, and think very carefully about throwing your lot in with this publishing company which pretends to be a religion and becoming one of their unpaid sales force.
-
4
Backstabbing - not what it used to be!
by Sunbeam ini just thought i'd share some jw mum sayings with you.
it can be painful seeing someone waste their lives in the borg.
but sometimes you've just got to laugh.
-
-
Stephanus
An interesting point. I read an article the other day about how NASA is standing in the way of private investment in space travel, but still losing Govt money bigtime. Their defence: "If you don't throw more money at us, the squillions you've already thrown at us will be wasted!"
How many Dubs stay in for the same reason?
-
-
-
Stephanus
We'll be back...
-
71
Bethel Getting Paranoid, Tightening Screws
by AlanF ini have it from solid sources that brooklyn and patterson are now recording all incoming telephone calls.. a word to the wise if you have friends there you talk to.. alanf
-
-
Stephanus
Metatron,
I've been reliably informed by a fan of "Next Generation", that "There's nothing sadder than an old Trekkie!" LOL
-
71
Bethel Getting Paranoid, Tightening Screws
by AlanF ini have it from solid sources that brooklyn and patterson are now recording all incoming telephone calls.. a word to the wise if you have friends there you talk to.. alanf
-
-
Stephanus
Metatron,
It was the Romulans, and the Enterprise sent the message in "Code 3" instead of "Code 4", because they knew the Romulans had cracked Code 3.
-
4
Euro-English
by TheHighPriest ini have heard from a reliable source that the eu commission stands unified by a 5 year plan to introduce what they call "euro-english".. the pom's have accepted saying there is room for improvement in our language:.
in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
sertainly sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.
-
-
Stephanus
Francoise,
The term "pommie" is believed to have meant "Prisoner of Mother England" and was supposedly coined by the "currency lads (and lasses)" (the bastard children of the first [convict] settlers). So the first (white) generation born on Australian soil referred to the later unfortunate immigrants as "pommies"; the term later meant all English immigrants, and now refers to anyone from England.
BTW, New Zealand was never a penal colony (the Maori were considered too tough to try establishing a prison colony near), but they still call the English "poms".
-
8
The SS Questionairre
by cynergy inno pun intended!.
sister soup http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/sistersoup/ss_questionnaire.html
-
-
Stephanus
I like the following question:
What should all Witnesses carry with them in case of an emergency?
I've got a feeling the answer isn't anything to do with speaking softly and carrying a big stick!
-
13
Running On AutoPilot is the Borg's Achilles Heel
by metatron inplease forgive the mixed metaphor.
nevertheless, it summarizes.
a convention talk on "the organization isn't fading away!"..
-
-
Stephanus
Although the 'Tower has made more than three failed end-date predictions, they have been spread out over a fair expanse of time. Since they only average about one failed prophecy per generation, the damage of such failures can be limited. It should be noted that the gap between 1925 and 1975, two pretty big dates in the calendar, were two generations apart; more than enough time for memories to have faded. It's unlikely that any new dates will be made for some time; although 1975 was one generation ago, the more recent failed dates of 1994 (the end of the "Generation") and 2000 are still fresh.
-
11
Another Dangerous Religion
by Scorpion inanother dangerous religion to watch out for.. australian based.. to the women on this forum, if you want to be enraged, read how women should act and submit if you chose to join.. > http://www.littlepromisedland.com/
-
-
Stephanus
That's nothing! Also in Australia (and practically in my back yard, I might add!):