Stephanus

Joined

• started 323 topics
• posted 4,638 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by Stephanus

• 
  24

  GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  god bless america!.

  this saying has annoyed the crap outta me for years with it's jingoistic myopia and presumptious aire.

  (it presumes too much about god, extolling america's apparent inate goodness.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  UncleBruce, you're here! Email me too - are you passing through the 'Gong tomorrow and are you able to stop for coffee, beer or whatever?

  Have the snakes started getting up yet?

  How was winter in your windswept part of the hills?
• 
  21

  The Day After Armageddon

  by Tatiana in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the day after armageddon.

  hey, maybe it won't be so bad after all!.

  april.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  What's that guy wearing a blue T-shirt for?

  Is he an Attendant? I hope he's 'qualified'!

  Of course he's qualified; he's got somewhere to pin his badge!
• 
  35

  Star Trek: Enterprise: What did you think?

  by slipnslidemaster in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, i know that i'm not the only star trek geek out there.

  i know tons of dubs (ex dubs) that love star trek because it's one of the only interesting shows that they are allowed to watch.. anyway, did you watch the first episode tonight?

  i'm pretty sure with the one scene, that the dubs will be reproving some for masterbation tomorrow night.. oh and what's your favorite kingdumb song?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  Let's face it: the Vulcans are a bunch of out of touch JW elder-types who want to suppress the natural exhuberance that all creatures have. If they'd just learn to masturbate, there'd be no need to fight to the death every 7 years with your best friend for a woman who doesn't give a shit.
• 
  18

  Oh Freddie.... meowww (Are Cats for Christians?)

  by Stacey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i found this and i had to share..... (with permission from the author of course).. are cats for christians?.

  (completely fiction, but shows how anything can be manipulated into wtbts reasoning) .

  by dave.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  want to know if this means that they are all little bastards since they were born out of wedlock.

  My wife always gets upset when I call the cats that for that very reason.
• 
  21

  The Day After Armageddon

  by Tatiana in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the day after armageddon.

  hey, maybe it won't be so bad after all!.

  april.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  LOL LDH

  I was going to caption this photo but gave up. You were going to be the ashamed redhead above the "Dracula". Really!
• 
  18

  Oh Freddie.... meowww (Are Cats for Christians?)

  by Stacey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i found this and i had to share..... (with permission from the author of course).. are cats for christians?.

  (completely fiction, but shows how anything can be manipulated into wtbts reasoning) .

  by dave.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  That's too good looking to be Fred!
• 
  18

  Oh Freddie.... meowww (Are Cats for Christians?)

  by Stacey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i found this and i had to share..... (with permission from the author of course).. are cats for christians?.

  (completely fiction, but shows how anything can be manipulated into wtbts reasoning) .

  by dave.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  Eman, one of our cats (the one I use for my pic, in fact) usually gives a blanket a damn good humping before he will settle down and sleep on it. Can be disconcerting when YOU'RE under that blanket! LOL (He usually gets a swift kick, under those circumstances!)
• 
  21

  The Day After Armageddon

  by Tatiana in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the day after armageddon.

  hey, maybe it won't be so bad after all!.

  april.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Stephanus

  Which one's Fred Hall?

  For an idea of what Fred will be doing on the Day of Armageddon:

  http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/harmafreddon.html
• 

  Quote Concerning JWs

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we had a jehovahs witness visit this week.

  it was a brief visit, and as the witness walked back down our driveway i thought to myself, if we were to take away the merit points you receive within your religious organisation for getting out witnessing, would you have any heart for the lost would we still see you out walking the beat sharing your faith...what would we see of you?

  jehovahs witnesses believe in grace, provided it is accompanied by witnessing!

• 

  Stephanus

  We had a Jehovah’s Witness visit this week. It was a brief visit, and as the ‘witness’ walked back down our driveway I thought to myself, if we were to take away the merit points you receive within your religious organisation for getting out witnessing, would you have any heart for the lost – would we still see you out walking the beat sharing your faith…what would we see of you? Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in grace, provided it is accompanied by witnessing! Looking from outside their system it seems obvious – they’re motivation is not love or concern for me, it is fear! Fear of missing out on God’s grace for themselves.

  From this site (you have to subscribe, of course!):
  http://www.omegatimes.com/
• 

  Patron Saint of the Internet???

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there was some talk a few months ago that the pope was considering a nomination of st isidore of seville as the patron saint of internet users and computer programmers.

  does anyone know if the saint won the position?.

  who would you nominate for jw patron saint of the internet?

• 

  Stephanus

  There was some talk a few months ago that the Pope was considering a nomination of St Isidore of Seville as the patron saint of internet users and computer programmers. Does anyone know if the saint won the position?

  Who would you nominate for JW patron saint of the internet? Fred Hall? Greg Stafford?