Buttlight..No,it`s not a 2 seater,but I have no problem with a pretty lady sitting on my lap..LOL!!...
Just don't sit on the "business end"!
Stephanus
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I Phoned Johnny Depp
by OUTLAW ini phoned johnny depp and asked him if he would like to come up to the ranch..he declined..i told him he could ride the "snow thrower"!..he still said no.
(the man has a will of iron!..lol!!
)..i told him if he did`nt come to the ranch,there wouldn`t be a jehovah`s witness on this planet,that would clean his windows.he said that was alright with him..so i said,well if you don`t want to come here,can i come to france and ride your "snow thrower"..he said no..the guy is totally unreasonable to deal with!..(lol!!
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Stephanus
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Visit my CO pages
by Carlo ini am a circuit overseer.
i have my own pages.
http://www.etsectera.com/carlo/www.dbhome.dk/carlo/co.html
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Stephanus
Are cats for true Christians? have you people read it!
Yep. It's a classic spoof of a Watchtower article. It was written so well in Writing Department style that a few people were worried that any loyal Dubs reading it would assume it was the real deal, and would get rid of their cats!
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Has anyone ever been to a Christadelphian meeting?
by twinkletoes insince i have been out of the jws, i have found the freedom to look into other beliefs.
i remember when i was in the org.
how they used to say that the christadelphians are so similar in beliefs to the jws that they must be controlled by satan, especially as they do not beleive in satan as a person/individual.
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Stephanus
When you wrote this:
J.Thomas wasn't actually our founder,we exixsted in the 1st century as the disciples of Christ..
Were you being serious?
Oh, he was being serious, alright. They do believe that they can trace their lineage back to the first century. But since they count that lineage through figures such as William Tyndale, who was known to history as a Trinitarian, the linkage is tenuous, at best.
No, Thomas was an apostate Congregationalist who decided to start his own religion after nearly drowning in a shipwreck. At first he fell in with a group run by Alexander Campbell, but went out on his own, when he realised his ego wasn't being stroked enough. He was heavily influenced by the Millerites (weren't they all? ) and was guilty of date setting, as were most groups that come from that lineage.
His successor was Robert Roberts, a disobedient child who rebelled against his parents and their religion at age 12, and threw in his lot with the fledgling religion of Thomas. Like most founders of religion at the time, he was not immune from financial skullduggery. He fell for a scam involving buying land in what is now Israel to establish the Millennial Kingdom. Most of his flock's money disappeared down that money pit, along with his own.
Since Christadelphians believe that you cannot be saved under their system unless you understand it, children and the mentally challenged are not likely to be resurrected. This tore Roberts apart when one of his own kids died. He had no hope for that child's resurrection, which is kind of odd for a religion that subtitles itself as "The Hope".
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UPDATE!: THEY ALL ADMITTED EGGING US -Elders now know, heads are rolling!!
by Lady Liberty inoh.... how the saga goes on!!
i swear we could write a novel about our life exiting the watchtower!!
ok..many of you read what happened..our house was egged and so was my sisters car that was parked here, and "frosty" was attacked!!
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Stephanus
These men should be banned from civilization just like God did Cain.
God, "Where's Frosty?"
JW Idiots, "We have no idea."
God, "The water of Frosty cries out from the ground."
I wonder what mark would be put upon their brows? What would be the mark of a brutal Frosty killer?
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I Phoned Johnny Depp
by OUTLAW ini phoned johnny depp and asked him if he would like to come up to the ranch..he declined..i told him he could ride the "snow thrower"!..he still said no.
(the man has a will of iron!..lol!!
)..i told him if he did`nt come to the ranch,there wouldn`t be a jehovah`s witness on this planet,that would clean his windows.he said that was alright with him..so i said,well if you don`t want to come here,can i come to france and ride your "snow thrower"..he said no..the guy is totally unreasonable to deal with!..(lol!!
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Stephanus
I thought when you rang him, you would have asked him why all his pirate movies are rated "Aarrrrhhhh!".
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JWs Egged Our House and Yanked Out Our "Frosty"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lady Liberty inhello everyone.."happy new years"!.
well, we had a wonderful first christmas, filled with lots of family and friends.
unfortunately though our neighbors who are active jws..(who are approx.
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Stephanus
Wouldn't that be water?
Dunno. I slept through the "Physiology of Magical Snowmen" classes during pre-med.
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UPDATE!: THEY ALL ADMITTED EGGING US -Elders now know, heads are rolling!!
by Lady Liberty inoh.... how the saga goes on!!
i swear we could write a novel about our life exiting the watchtower!!
ok..many of you read what happened..our house was egged and so was my sisters car that was parked here, and "frosty" was attacked!!
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Stephanus
Wouldn't the local elders have a fit if this story made it to the local press?
JW GANGS ON PROWL - SLEEPLESS NIGHTS FOR "FROSTY" OWNERS EVERYWHERE!
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Comment on "The View" today
by Mulan ini had the view on tv while i was cleaning this morning, and the women started talking about pat robertson's prediction for 2007. the guest co host, sherri shepherd, said "i used to be in the religion that rang your doorbells on the weekends and sold pamplets, but they predicted the world would end in 1995 (i'm sure she meant 1975) and that didn't happen either.
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for those not in the u.s., the view is a daily morning tv talk show for women..
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Stephanus
missed Rosie today though
Yeah, I hear her impersonation of Chinese people is a riot.
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JWs Egged Our House and Yanked Out Our "Frosty"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lady Liberty inhello everyone.."happy new years"!.
well, we had a wonderful first christmas, filled with lots of family and friends.
unfortunately though our neighbors who are active jws..(who are approx.
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Stephanus
Did you catch what happened last night?? One of those jerks came to apologise and my husband got to talk wth him about the things we discovered for 2 & 1/2 hours!!
That doesn't change the fact that the cold blood of Frosty cries out for vengeance, from the frozen ground!
LOL
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Protect your assets, use a JW
by startingover insubject: excerpt from book.
"how to protect your identity and your assets" by j.j. luna.. .
although they call their church buildings "kingdom halls" we look them .
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Stephanus
If I were an employer, I wouldn't "use" a JW to prop open a door!