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  Stupid memorial obsessions

  by Simon in

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  all the different congregations around the world hold it at similar local times but they all effectively are at different times relative to each other ... so why does the time matter?.

  why the almost superstitious "oh, it must be after sundown".

  cause it's not sundown everywhere that second.. god knew the earth was round ... right?.

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  They've touched the F@#$#$%$ plates and cups 40 or 50 times
  

  I remember thinking this as 5 year old. It crept me out a bit as a child, the whole thing. And then again every year after for another 25 years.

  The lords evening meal is hardly a meal. How about some fish and veges to go with the bread. Nope, just carbs and booze, not balanced nutrition in the slightest. One bite of a cracker and a sip of wine. Thanks Jesus, awesome meal, still a bit hungry though and the waiters are creeping out the kids and newbies.
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  Stupid memorial obsessions

  by Simon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  all the different congregations around the world hold it at similar local times but they all effectively are at different times relative to each other ... so why does the time matter?.

  why the almost superstitious "oh, it must be after sundown".

  cause it's not sundown everywhere that second.. god knew the earth was round ... right?.

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  Happy death day Jesus. I like it. Straight to the point, no confusion and very positve. What could anyone possibly have against happiness? Nothing. And the Jew died, that's the whole point of the entire Jesus thing. He was murdered for us, by our Heavenly Father.

  That sounds weird I know, but he's alright, he promised eternal life for us. Unless you don't like Jesus, then you are pretty screwed. But what's not to like, right? His party tricks are undeniable, plus he said some great shit.

  Happy Death Day Jesus! Happy Death Day everyone!
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  lf the paradise earth is real would you want to live there?

  by atomant in

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  l know l would.anyone that says no is kidding themselves.just imagine going up to the hole of a cobra and patting it on the head like a pet.or running like a deer through the woods.who knows we might grows wings and be able to fly as well.food for thought.

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  Just imagine going up to the hole of a cobra and patting it on the head like a pet
  

  Mmmmm imagine..... Yep you're right. A few trillion years would fly by with excitement like that.

  Or running like a deer through the woods
  

  I do that now, no need to wait for the paradise. To be honest, it gets boring quick.

  Who knows we might grows wings and be able to fly as well.Food for thought
  

  Who knows? Perhaps we will grow gills on our necks above our wings so we could swim with sharks in the deep ocean! Thanks for the mental stimulation.
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  Any weapons enthusiasts here?

  by Wonderment in

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  i knew i had a couple of firearms around the house, and one in the car.

  however, i didn't realize i had seven, yes, seven of them, when i proceeded to count them.

  the reason for that is that i haven't gone to the shooting range in years.

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  I like to keep a couple of shotguns in the bedroom, one at the bedside table and another under the bed.

  Ofcourse I always carry my 9mm handgun on me and keep a few in the car. I prefer larger caliber weapons in the work truck because those job sites get rough.

  A small but well armed militia were hanging around the back of my house the other day, but my wife and I soon had them scurrying away with a few RPG's and .50cal rounds.

  Stay safe out there everyone, arm yourselves.
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  Any weapons enthusiasts here?

  by Wonderment in

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  i knew i had a couple of firearms around the house, and one in the car.

  however, i didn't realize i had seven, yes, seven of them, when i proceeded to count them.

  the reason for that is that i haven't gone to the shooting range in years.

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  Always keep them loaded.
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  our secret dating got caught...

  by trueloveneverfails94 in

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  we both are 21 years old.

  we both are 21 years old.

  i am almost done with my study and working on to become one of an unbaptized publisher.

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  Welcome. You write extremely well, I couldn't stop reading. Thanks for sharing your experience.
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  Pro Gun Florida mom shot by 4 year old son

  by Witness 007 in

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  loaded gun under her car seat was picked up off the floor and the kid shot her in the back...the day before on facebook she boasted about his shooting skills.

  what is wrong with this picture?

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  You can't blame guns, they are not the problem. It's the crazy people that own the guns that are the problem.

  Now we just need a way to control 50 million crazy people who have guns.
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  Like Father, Like Son

  by cofty in

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  when faced with awkward questions about the morality of god many christians respond by distancing themselves from the old testament and focusing on "gentle jesus meek and mild" of the new testament.. for bible-believing christians this is intellectually dishonest.. according to christian dogma jesus was the god of abraham isaac and jacob.

  the logos, the alpha and omega who is "the same yesterday, today, and forever.".

  he claimed that "he that has seen me has seen the father" and that "i and the father are one".. in short, christians assert that jesus is almighty god from all eternity.. it therefore follows that jesus was the god who ordered the nation of israel to take slaves as inheritable possessions.

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  RIDICULOUS. One day every knee will bend and every tongue will confess that Jesus is the Christ. And when that day comes, I want you to remember this in all vividness -- that you thought you were good enough to judge Him.
  

  You counter what you call ridiculous, with pure fantasy.

  One day, everyone who has ever lived will meet their eternal end, death. When that day arrives for you, I want you to remember this in all its vividness, that you will die like every other living thing that ever was.
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  Today's Daily Text - Being Uneducated And Ordinary... WTF!!!

  by Divergent in

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  thursday, march 3. they were uneducated and ordinary men.—acts 4:13.. in recent years, the spiritual instruction provided by jehovah’s organization has reflected an increased emphasis on simplicity and clarity.

  consider three examples.

  first, there is the simplified edition of the watchtower.

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  Family heads are finding that their children are now more involved in the study of this journal, the main channel of our spiritual feeding program.
  

  What a loving provision, the propaganda is now easier for young kids to absorb.

  Now there is no excuse for not having your pre-teen children dedicated to the WTS!
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  OKAY, GAME OVER! The number one reason the New Testament amounts to bunk

  by Terry in

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  for me, the dead giveaway is this.

  jesus wrote nothing.. stop and think about that.. if jesus were the authentic messiah, his ministry would not simply be local.. his instructions, his mission, the details of his teachings would be too precious to risk leaving it in the hands of "men unlettered (illiterate) and ordinary (blue-collar yokels).".

  jesus, were he the one and only hope of mankind, would be absolutely certain to write down with great simplicity and specificity the exact owner's manual necessary to rescue mankind.. never happened!.

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  I choose to believe that Jesus saves people from this place that was meant for satan and his angels.
  

  That's your problem right there.

  love 2+2