Oh, yeah, now I remember, well I guess that means a double shot.
Silly me.
When in doubt, just ask.(giggling harder now) Now that I know my 100th post was stupid can I still celebrate?
SUSCARRA
i knew elsewhere was the anti-christ...sleeping with smurfs..oh the shame!.
sincerely, .
district overbeer
Oh, yeah, now I remember, well I guess that means a double shot.
Silly me.
When in doubt, just ask.(giggling harder now) Now that I know my 100th post was stupid can I still celebrate?
SUSCARRA
i knew elsewhere was the anti-christ...sleeping with smurfs..oh the shame!.
sincerely, .
district overbeer
Hey everybody, I just noticed that my previous reply to Elsewhere was my 100th one. Does this make me a Century poster? I feel pretty darn good about this, I think I'll have a shot of bourbon. I'll wait about five more minutes so you guys can join me in my little celebration. Of course you may choose your own personal brand of sippy.
CHEERS everyone!
SUSCARRA
i knew elsewhere was the anti-christ...sleeping with smurfs..oh the shame!.
sincerely, .
district overbeer
Elsewhere,
I know what a smurf is, but what the heck is a SPORK?
Curious minds want to know.
SUSCARRA
i thought you all would like to know that rekless had a heart.
attack.
he was at work and was taken to hospital by ambulance.. he had 2 stints put it and they are hoping that will do the .
Rekless,
Thinking of you and praying for you. Hoping that things will go well for you and yours.
Love,
SUSCARRA
i know this was very wrong to do , but who out there stretched their field service time by any means possible?
example, letter writing, driving by the same house , when you knew no one was home.
let's be honest here, confess and get it off your chest.... lol
I never, ever, never, ever lied about my FS. I was loyal, true blue and just too HONEST. I remember years back we had a van full of pioneers (I wasn't) and we were going to put in a 10 hour day. We were together the entire time. SUSCARRA's time at the end of the day was 7', the others were so pleased with their 10 hours. I was somewhat taken back. We spent over an hour picking up one elder/pioneers daughters, then took them home and fed them so they also could go out inservice. We stopped by a second hand store, they shopped (clothes & shoes for the meetings I guess)stopped again to talk to other JWs, etc. Couldn't complain, because these people were all related and they were in the 'lead congregation' (as they called it) and the city overseers best friends. Later, no almost always, these same people had assembly parts....yeppy, about how productive their service was and that it was always successful for them because they always obeyed the rules laid out by JAH's rules concerning service.
Well they're still doing the service thing, and being DFD I don't. But, I'm out and I'm still HONEST.
SUSCARRA's time for the WTBTS org.: 0
SUSCARRA's time against the WTBTS org.: 24' a day.(yes I count my time while sleeping, I dream of how many people I love that I want to help out and the nightmares that I have because of ALL the disgusting things that have happened to us and to others.
Do I need any council because of my JEZEBEL attitude?
SUSCARRA
in south flordia yesterday and apostate found a money bag full of cash in her shopping bag when she got home.
the cash was in the amount of $3700 dollars, and was the stores cash receipts.
so said apostate called the store and reported the money, and then returned it.
An Apostate returning a large sum of money! Yeppy, this has got to be proof that we are in the 'LAST DAYS'. Are you sure that this honest person is a real 'APOSTATE'?
SUSCARRA
now that dad has recovered his equilibrium, i just wanted to say a huge thanks to everyone who expressed concern about my daughter the last couple of weeks.
in the great scheme of things this is a minor matter but it sure affected me!
i guess my family has been pretty lucky compared to others.. anyway, julie (that's the daughter one, not the wifely one) recovered so fast that she returned to school this past monday.
Alan & His Julies,
Now this is the kind of GOOD NEWS that I like to hear. Yes, she is young and is recovering fine, but I'm afraid that as parents, recovery for you will be slow. I'm glad she's recoving so well.
Did you do this? When my son was in a car accident last year, all I could do was look at his pictures from birth to now. He was so fortunate (only bruises, sore ribs, minor things), but the trauma for me was intense. All I could think of was, what if...
SUSCARRA
since the sect's leadership had painted itself into a corner a change had to come about.
governing body members were required to be of the "anointed" class, composed of men who became witnesses as adults before the year 1935. this excludes younger men, and limits the governing body to an older group each year.
few men in their 80s or 90s are up to running a corporation.. during the mid-1990s the witnesses attempted to sidestep the problem by beginning to appoint a few younger men who had earlier declared themselves to be of the anointed.
Of course they are. Weren't we told that the 'old will become young again' and no more pain & no more crying. These guys are just showing us a small glimps of how things will be if you stay faithful and true. Now, as far as the pain & crying goes...well, I'm still waiting on the Dateline Prophecy.
Forgive me, but, I just couldn't resist teasing ya'll.
SUSCARRA
on the way to dropping my wife off at work this morning, we stopped at an intersection near a funeral home which is constructed very similarly to many kingdom halls.
the following conversation took place:.
me: "that funeral home always reminds me of a kingdom hall.".
Deep,
Just go back and reread. The comparison was about the construction of the buildings, unless I too dummied out. Get along you guys, it's not the end of the world.
However, the only way I would pass through a KH door is if it was sold and turned into a FUNERAL HOME! That's the end of this issue for me.
SUSCARRA
i am happy to announce that my story, "the murderer at your door" has been published on the web site kuro5hin (pronounced "corrosion").. kuro5hin is an important web site that is considered one of the top web news sites for the net savvy.
stories submitted to k5 are subject to a vote by the community.
each member of the community can vote the story up (+1) or down (-1).
Mike,
Well, Mike I guess you are on your way to an exciting new career. Your article is excellent and informative. Very well done.
Maybe, you could send a copy of this fine article to the writing dept. of the WTBTS. They could use some 'new blood'. But then why waste such a wonderful God given talent?
SUSCARRA