"I float like a jellyfish
but cheat on my wife
with preteens
because I'm
a huge
disgusting
pigdog."
Riz,
a little wordy, but works for me!
TT
Tallyman
JoinedPosts by Tallyman
-
17
more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman intwo charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
-
-
Tallyman
"I float like a jellyfish
-
90
For those of us who still believe in God...
by MrMoe ini would like to know why you still beleive in god and what, based upon the bible, leads you to believe in god.. i likethe scripture that states the earth was a circle and hung upon nothing.
i also find that there is evidence the flood existed.
anybody know the stats of the "supposed" ark on mr. ararat?.
-
-
Tallyman
Six,
we don't have the choice to be Creative or Destructive?
What?
Maybe I'm not unnerstanding you, or maybe I didn't unnerstand JAT.
.
-
17
more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman intwo charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
-
-
Tallyman
Stifflers,
you might be mixing up your Watchtower Presidents.
Rutherford was the Boozer.
Russell was way too Schmoly to let his lips touch alcohol.
.
-
17
more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman intwo charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
-
-
Tallyman
Riz,
If boxer Muhammid Ali's favorite saying was:
"I Float like a Butterfly, but Sting like a Bee!" . . .
how would you complete Pastor Chuck's brag:
"I Float like a Jellyfish, but ______________________!"
?
.
-
90
For those of us who still believe in God...
by MrMoe ini would like to know why you still beleive in god and what, based upon the bible, leads you to believe in god.. i likethe scripture that states the earth was a circle and hung upon nothing.
i also find that there is evidence the flood existed.
anybody know the stats of the "supposed" ark on mr. ararat?.
-
-
Tallyman
I believe that all created souls who wish to join with God ultimately will, but that, we have the choice to be forces of life, creation, and maintenance allied with Him, or forces of death and destruction arrayed against Him.
I believe in God.
JAT, I agree with your observation above.
I believe God will be Fair in the Most Ultimate Way.
All souls who demonstrate in this life, that they want to join God,
they will be granted their every desire in this regard.
Conversely,
all souls who demonstrate in this life, that they want nothing to do with God or Heaven, will be granted their wish to dwell eternally apart from God and the Higher Countries.Why would God force anything on anyone they did not want?
I'm getting back into C.S.Lewis lately, and re-reading a lot of his stuff, which I read profusely when I exited the Watchtowerkult.
I'm reading again, "The Great Divorce"...
whereas William Blake spoke of a kind of "marriage" between Heaven and Hell, Lewis wrote this book in disagreement with that view.Heaven and Hell have 'irreconcilable differences'.
The story starts out with a gigantic, but bleak city, which expands for million of miles in all directions... and the main character finds himself walking down the streets of this city, and there are lights on in most of the shops, but they look abandoned, as if the residents, got bored with their dwellings and just left them, moved out farther from the center of the city.
The city held no appeal whatsover for this man.He walks up to what looks like a bus stop with a line of people waiting to board. They are bickering and arguing, jostling for position, fighting, kicking some out of line... and eventually the brightly colored bus arrives with a smiling driver.
The man boards with the others, and the bus takes off, up into the sky until it finally comes to a High Country, where everything is Extremely Solid and Vivid... and once the bus parks and the riders get out, this man notices that they all, including himself look like vaporous ghosts- almost transparent, because of the comparison to the Super Density of their Surroundings.
Long story, short. This High Country turns out to be Heaven, and the vast lower city they came from is Hell.
But this Magical Bus (hey, wonder if The Who or Ken Kesey got any of their inspiration from Lewis' story?) had brought "tourists" from Hell up to Heaven to see if they'd like it, and that if they did, the invitation was that they were welcome to stay, if they'd be willing to make some changes (and really not very hard changes to make at all!)
Well, most didn't like Heaven, even though it was incredibly beautiful and was the Most Real and Most Substantial Place of Dwelling one could ever imagine. Most couldn't wait until their "holiday" was over and they could board the bus for the trip back to Hell. There, in Hell, they could live their lives the way they had on earth, with all their petty pride, arrogance, materialism, and all the rest.
It is a great story.
Heaven-On-A-Platter, and most turn it down.
- - -
Hey, I wonder if people like Ted Turner (CNN mogul) who now say,
they WANT to go to Hell, when they get mad at someone, curse and say in anger:
Go To Heaven ! ?.
-
17
more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman intwo charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
-
-
Tallyman
If not 'Separated at Birth',
maybe Khomeini was a 'Chip Off Chuck's Block'.Yeah.
The Pastor was doing his world tours with his entourages,
and it could have been one of those journeys into Persia
around the turn of the century, that Russell spotted
a sweet looking nine year old girl . . .
(9 year old girl = a WOMAN, according to Islamic doctrine - see links above)
and the Old Jellyfish enticed her to lay down with him one night
on a nice Persian Rug, to tell her a Bedtime Story
and one of the Pastor's tentacles might have wandered into a, ah, uhh,...
and nine months later - after the Proud Papa had split,
you gots a baby boy - the spitting image of the Pastor,
and destined to follow in his footsteps...- - -
Years ago, in Raleigh, North Carolina, when I came into the Truth(tm), there was an native old timer, who was 2nd generation Kultist, and his mama was a friend of Pastor Russell, who came to Raleigh several times at the turn of the century, along with Der Bible Students, to give talks in various Raleigh auditoriums... and The Jellyfish floated around Raleigh like he did everywhere else... and I always thought this old timer in the Kingdom Hall I attended, was the Spitting Image of ol' Pastor Russell... and thought what a coincidence- his first and middle names were 'Charles' and 'Russell'...
and I'm looking back on it now from a New Perspective... and thinking "Now, Don't That Beat All!"
.
-
17
more Separated at Birth . . .
by Tallyman intwo charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
-
-
Tallyman
Two Charismatic Cult Leaders with Throngs of Devotees...
- S e p a r a t e d - a t - B i r t h ? -
*
And evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=
S-E-X-U-A-L-L-Y* http://www.geocities.com/omermalik_2000/ayatollah_khomeini.htm
* http://pub6.ezboard.com/fhinduunityislamexposedarchivesonly.showMessage?topicID=99.topic -
21
AF - Proof that he's nuts (as if you needed it)
by Mishnah inapparently it is a fact that af has been subjected to professional psychiatric aid.
i applaud the fact that he once was able to bring himself to that point.
by why has he abandoned real mental help and replaced it with places like this?
-
-
Tallyman
Check it out: In his first three messages he used a form of "dumb" in reference to Dunscott 39 times! That's not a good sign!
MishMash,
AlanF was working on 'Repetition for Emphasis' on his Speech Counsel Slip this week... and I give him a 'G'.
And concerning AF's seeking professional advice for whatever...
I thought all you Kultmuthas have declared the whole world
as being 'mentally-diseased' and fit only for Destruction...
so, if that's your doktrine concerning 99.9999% of the world's population- why point out the "obvious" (to you numbchucks)
about AlanF's mental "condition"?'Course we know, that AlanF, or any of the rest of us non/x/jWs,
could be completely "cured" of our "mental illness" if we choose
the only acceptable treatment for our "condition"
that The New World Society, gOD'S Happiest People on Earth
offers.Right?
.
-
12
why u should come back to Jahs fold
by nytelecom1 in[quote].
i found out i had been "terminated" from my last job and found out on my first day back from vacation......argh, oh those cc bills!
well, i went out and immediately signed up with about 7 temporary agencies.
-
-
Tallyman
Hate
Okay, we can stop right there...
but let's go onto sound spiteful, but I'm secretly thumbing my nose at my ex-employer because here I'm making 75 cents more an hour and am WAY more challenged
Waaaaay... I thought being a Good Theokrat was challenging enuff!
It's a full-time job to Keep Up with j-o'-th'-WT's Organization.
- - -
I ain't been getting nuthin' lately.
Satan is NOT blessing my efforts.Hey TR,
I bet I know what your "secret to success" is...
you's a musician, and you done found the location of that Crossroads
what Robert Johnson done sung about.
Z'at it?Did the "bargaining" start out with $.75 more per hour, and proceed from there?
Or was it more like a Charlie Daniels thang
and you done 'Gone Down To Georgia'
and got into a fiddling contest with the Devil
and he done lost?.
-
-
-
Tallyman
I needed that!
Wendy,
Glad to Oblige.
Now, toNight,
when your head rests
on that fluffy white pillow-
envision you are floating
on a stellar cloud high above Earth,
setting your daily worries free
and breaking the Surly Bonds
of this Insomnianity..