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  this website

  by little_lamb_on_a_hill in

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  i just stumbled onto this website whilst messing about on the internet and i've taken exception to quite a lot of what i've seen here.

  incase you think i'm some irate jehovah's witness idiot who's been offended by the terrible blasphemy that he's read on here, i'm not.

  i was raised a jw, but now i'm not one.. first of all, given the url, i thought this website was in some way affiliated with the jehovah's witness organization, whereas in reality it seems from the posts i've read that most people here are either former jehovah's witnesses or soon-to-be former jehovah's witnesses.

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  Tallyman

  Until then, I'll continue to respect their beliefs, just as they respect mine.

  
  Wittle Wamb,

  here's an example of jWs "respecting" yours and others' beliefs:

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  * http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/Weep_14.html
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  What is your Favorite perfume

  by butalbee in

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  what is your favorite perfume?

  how do you like to smell[lol], and how do you like your significant other to smell?

  is scent a sexual stimulant for you?

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  I guess I'm still pissed off about the Sunday paper a few days ago.

  They inserted a advertising 'Sample Pack or Fragrance Sheet(Shit)'
  of that "Tommy Boy" or what was it? - maybe "Tommy Girl" perFUME,
  made by that Fruitkake Joker named Tommy SissyBritches, or
  whatever the hell his name is.

  By the time, I get the paper in the morning the Foul STENCH has
  permeated the whole Sunday Paper, the pages acting like SPONGES
  soaking up that God-Awful SHIT... and every time you flip a page
  you are reminded of "TommyBoy" "TommyGirl" "TommyShit"

  I had to throw the WHOLE DAMN paper out in the garbage and couldn't read it.

  Kismet:
  

  And don't get me started on the 'assault with a deadly perfume' that always occurs in department stores. grrrrrrr

  Kismet,
  next time you go to the mall and get sprayed by one of those SKUNKS,
  just take out a can of Mace from your purse, and tell them:

  "Oh how LOVELY! Here, let me share my personal favorite fragrance
  with you. I call it "Red Pepper"!"

  And start Spraying Away...
  even when the perFUME girl is rolling on the floor, holding her eyes,
  and screaming... just keep spraying, and interpret it that she likes
  it SOoo much that she has just gone into a state of PURE ECSTASY!
  and say,
  "Oh, you LIKE it, here, have some more!"

  Yes. It's all about sharing.

  TT
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  What is your Favorite perfume

  by butalbee in

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  what is your favorite perfume?

  how do you like to smell[lol], and how do you like your significant other to smell?

  is scent a sexual stimulant for you?

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  butalbee:
  

  My favorite is Poison by Christian Dior

  Now, THERE'S an appropriate name for Perfume.

  Then there's "Raid" and "Bug-B-Gone" and "Deet" and...

  Butalbee, there's a picture of you coming out of the shower...
  taking advantage of modern hygiene technologies-
  (isn't THAT enuff?)
  and maybe a fricking bar of Ivory Soap (99.99/100ths % Pure)
  to go along with that streaming Hot Water...
  so,
  WHY would you want to slather yerself with all those FOUL STENCHES?

  Hell, I'd rather smell "Stale Cigarette Butts" by Philip Morris,
  or "Chickenshit Compost" by Organic Farms, than have a chick or dude
  come into a room soaked and fumigated with all those Chemical Colognes
  and ParFume Stenches wicking and outgassing the hell out of innocent
  bytstanders!

  BTW, is this what you'd call a 'fluff' thread??

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  Is homosexuality wrong?

  by forgetmenot in

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  i know that the dub's view is that it is totally wrong.

  i live in an area where the majority of people think it is wrong.

  i don't think it is wrong (but i am not a homosexual).

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  Tallyman,

  LOL at your response.

  No, it's not, honeybunch!

  O'Patti,

  we were glad we could bring a li'l smile to your face, SugarBoog!

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  Is homosexuality wrong?

  by forgetmenot in

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  i know that the dub's view is that it is totally wrong.

  i live in an area where the majority of people think it is wrong.

  i don't think it is wrong (but i am not a homosexual).

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  KJV:

  And then there is the shit eaters. They have their rights too! Consenting adults eating each other's shit! [...] IT'S CALLED TOLERANCE!!!

  
  Uhhmm, yeah!

  But you forgot about the Vomit Lappers. They have rights, too!

  Like if a longtime Watchtower Kultist, who goes all out in the Shit-Eating Department (also called partaking of the 'Food-From-jehovah-Of-The-Watchtower's-Table') and they STOP eating the Shit once they REALIZE they've been eating shit... and I mean FANATICAL Shit-Faced, Shit-Eaters, like those who Pioneer and go to Bethel...
  yeah,
  those who have long eaten the Watchtower Shit, and then stop Kold Kult Turkey!

  And realize that what a terrible diet they had...
  but then, in the WEIRDEST TWIST, start back going to that Watchtower Dining Table... they return to the shit AND the VOMIT and start lapping up the Vomit they left, AFTER YEARS of Upchucking and Purging themselves of the Watchtower Kult VOMIT... they decide to go EAT VOMIT again!

  Can you believe it??

  wOw!

  But I guess, we have to be TOLERANT of the Vomit Eaters, as long as they are consenting adults Returning To The WatchtowerVomit.

  Stiiirrrrrange!

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  Why Does God Allow...........

  by IslandWoman in

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  so often that question is asked.

  "why does god allow sickness?

  why does god allow hurricanes?

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  GD:

  Tallyman
  Whats your problem?

  
  No problemo, unless you are too Gravely-Denser than most to figger that out.

  Why the insults?

  
  You tell me. Tell us.

  * http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=22850&page=3&site=3

  gravedancer

  Master Member
  Posts: 348
  Since: Dec 8, 2001 Re: TALLYMAN ATTACKS FREEPEACE! THANKS!!! Mar 9, 2002 18:14

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  Farkel,
  You might know and like this Tallyman guy. Fom what I have seen and the way he insults someones wife continually calling Think by derogatory terms I can safely assure you of this:

  If he was lying dying of thirst in the desert...you could not beg me to piss down his hairy throat to help his sorry ass out.

  TT
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  "Fair Marie Leonard" ... from Florida...

  by Tallyman in

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  since there are so many posters here on the forum these days,.

  with all kinds of connections and past and present ties with the.

  watchtower... and people who know people who know people.... i was wondering if anyone knew fair marie leonard?.

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  Six,

  I just thought of something even WORSE that what you reported...

  -if Fair Marie had been seen entering one of the Holy Temples of Scientism in the Sunshine State... and once inside, was spotted
  making the 'Sign of Sagan' as part of the ritualistic worship.

  Whoa! now THAT would have truly been BAD News.

  I coulda pretty much written her off as hopelessly lost...

  : : s h u d d e r ! : :

  TT
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  Is homosexuality wrong?

  by forgetmenot in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know that the dub's view is that it is totally wrong.

  i live in an area where the majority of people think it is wrong.

  i don't think it is wrong (but i am not a homosexual).

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  O'Patti:
  

  Hi Tallyman,
  Thanks for the response to my post.

  You're Velcome, O'Patti

  Of course, you're very sharp.

  
  I don't know, but some say I "have an axe to grind..."

  However, you implied a whole lot more to my short answer--actually added much that i did not say nor imply.

  
  Now O'Patti, YOU are sharp enuff to notice that almost everything
  I wrote to you in response, ended in a 'question mark' - that symbol - '?'

  And this whole thread started with a question:
  "what do you think?"... an open invitation to share thoughts,
  and raise even more questions, which is what I tried to do.

  In a nutshell, my opinion was that it was none of my business what people do in private. I meant the actual sex, not that they couldn't openly state what they are.

  
  When they "openly state" ... "in private" goes out the window,
  and lands in the public square.

  I believe my explanation of the bonobo chimps was clear. The point being that homosexuality exists in nature (in more than one species), so therefore it's probably part of the genetic makeup of humans to be that way also.

  
  Since, like many here have remarked, humans are animals, too.
  Just a bit more advanced than some of the other animals.
  Was that your point?
  (notice the '?' mark)

  I didn't refer to pedophilia; my comments were directed to consenting adults.

  
  Yes, I know. I raised that question among Bonobo Chimps.

  Can they commit pedophilia?

  Man Chimp molests Adolescent Chimp?

  Would there be repercussions if the Chimp Group found out that
  one of the lecherous old man chimps was wanging on one of the innocent
  boy chimps, uhhh, "initiating" him, before he was "of age"?

  Would the Molester Pedophile Bonobo Chimp be cast out of the group?

  I have no comments on bestiality (which is off topic anyway) other than it's probably indicative of a very sick mentality.

  
  Why?
  If you hold that humans are animals... it would just be a Higher Animal
  having sex with a Lower Animal... and giving "consent" between the
  two animals would not be that hard to communicate and interpret.

  Nablus said it was irrelevant, but if humans are animals,
  and have sex with other (lesser?) animals, it is very relevant.

  And if humans are animals, why would having sex with a beast (lower animal)
  reflect a "sick mentality"?

  I don't care which law of the land--it's a superfluous point anyway, imo.

  
  No, it's not, honeybunch!

  If you're in Singapore and Put your Weenie in the Wong Place...
  they probably will hang you by your Weenie!

  If in the Netherlands, the Dutchies' "Laws" will let you do pretty much
  whatever you wish to do with your weenie. They permit you to put it
  in any orifice you want - a little girl's vagina, a little boy's mouth,
  or anus, or in a rabbit, or in a rabbit hole, or anywhere-
  just stop by the coffee shop and smoke plenty of dope first.

  I did notice that you took only about 10 words of my post and elaborated on those to a post much longer than my original.

  Isn't "elaborating" the whole purpose of this forum?

  Didn't you leave yourself Open to Elaboration?

  Don't I ask a lot of questions???

  Please don't put words in my mouth.

  
  Didn't you notice all my questions?

  I assure you, I'm not going to put ANYTHING in your mouth,
  even if you give me your consent!

  Enjoy your day.
  Pat

  
  And you too, O'Patti.

  TT
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  "Fair Marie Leonard" ... from Florida...

  by Tallyman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since there are so many posters here on the forum these days,.

  with all kinds of connections and past and present ties with the.

  watchtower... and people who know people who know people.... i was wondering if anyone knew fair marie leonard?.

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  Tallyman

  6 o' 9:
  

  Last I heard she was being pimped out to fill the coffers of some new age cultist named Doug Kelly.

  
  Oh Six!

  NO!!!

  I was afraid I might hear Bad News about Fair Marie.

  Whelp. Looks like she got older, but DEFINITELY NOT Wiser.

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  Why Does God Allow...........

  by IslandWoman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so often that question is asked.

  "why does god allow sickness?

  why does god allow hurricanes?

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  Tallyman

  GD:
  

  I agree look on the bright side....

  Gravely Denser,

  Why wouldn't that be: "Thank gODDESS you're all right!" ??

  I think the "Sky Mommy" was responsible for that ATROCITY.

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