Okay, I think I have everyone beat when it comes to thoughtless gifts!
My ex-fiance, who I was with for 3 years, meets me at the front door after work. Tells me he has the best Xmas gift for me ever!!
I'm all excited. Butterflies in my stomach. He makes me close my eyes and leads me up the stairs. The suspense builds! My mind has images of all sorts of wonderful things! I mean, he's acting like it's the most spectacular thing he's ever done. He keeps saying, "Now, don't you dare open your eyes! You'll spoil everything!"
I let him lead me upstairs. I'm sooooo excited. I walk through the dining room, into the living room. He has my eyes covered still. He then says....."SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!".......
I open my eyes.....he turns me toward the entertainment center.....and there sits.....BIG as DAY!!!!!................
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One of those HUGE speakers you put in the trunk of your car and blast everyone off of the expressway with! All hooked up to my wonderful Sony stereo system. Ready to blow out my speakers! You know...the kind the cops pull you over for? It's funny now! LOL
But, it damn sure wasn't then!
Guess that's why he's my EX!!!!!!! LOL
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)