i saw ali last night with will smith!
it was pretty good.
but it was jamie foxx who surprised me.
Bea, Will is really good in this. He does joke around with Howard Kosell, (and I didn't realize who played him until the closing credits-surprised me) but it goes with his Ali persona. Towards the end it sort of drags, but I enjoyed it.
Tim, Lilacs, I like boxing, true stories, AND buff men dancing around with their shirts off!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
on the way home from a function last night, an old song from the 80's came on the radio.....flashback time.. dad: you can not listen to that song!.
sister: why not dad?.
dad: because it is like the society says!
I remember when I was about thirteen, my mom took all my Beatles, Doors, and Steppenwolf records into the back yard to burn in her "demon-cleansing" little bonfire! (I don't know why, but it seemed like before 1975, they were really into 'burning' things!)
My favorite song was "Touch Me", by the Doors. She said it was too "sexual". (DUH!)She also said the Beatles used that backwards thing too.
We got into a huge argument, because she absolutely loved Tom Jones and Elvis. I pointed out to her that most of Tom Jones' songs were about sex. Not to mention how the women on his TV show would throw their panties on stage!!
She swore it wasn't true! So, I got her album and showed her the words. She was so angry because I was right. She took a steak knife and scratched off only the songs with sexual overtones. (Which was almost the whole damn thing!) The entire time giving me the most evil look she could! HAHA
I hate their double standard!!!
I also remember after Michael Jackson got "put out", everytime one of his songs would play on the radio, she'd get all upset and make a dramatic display of switching channels. Yet, years later, so many times I'd hear her humming one of his songs being played by Muzak in an elevator or restaurant!! I'd just chuckle to myself and say, "What a lovely song, mom!"
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
i saw ali last night with will smith!
it was pretty good.
but it was jamie foxx who surprised me.
I saw ALI last night with Will Smith! It was pretty good. But it was Jamie Foxx who surprised me. I think this is the best thing I've ever seen him do.
I'd recommend it!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
first off, many, many thanks for all the help & support over the last week or so.
it has been a tremendous help.
apologies if i haven't replied to every email i'd had .
I'm so happy for you, Simon, and Ang.....let your dad know how much we care. {{{{{{{{{{{{hugs to you both}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
apologies to any tyson fans, but this was too funny!.
as part of his parole agreement, mike tyson has to go back to school .
and finish grade 5. this is mike's ebonics homework assignment.
OMG, Tim, you sound just like the idiots on King of the Hill! LOL
Hillbonics...good one!
Love ya...
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
this is rather embarrassing to say, but i have a problem.
the three times i have had sex i have noticed that i can't get aroused by normal penetration.
only oral sex will do it.
Tim, you are soooo terrible!!! Bad, bad boy!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
apologies to any tyson fans, but this was too funny!.
as part of his parole agreement, mike tyson has to go back to school .
and finish grade 5. this is mike's ebonics homework assignment.
No, Y2L, I didn't mean to cause anyone to be offended. I didn't write it. Probably if I'd left off the title it would have just been a joke about Mike Tyson, who, IMO, IS a joke! (No matter what color he is.) I already said it wasn't an accurate portrayal of Ebonics. Whoever wrote it just used it in the title.
People make fun of redneck's use of language too. And I guess if I'd thought of the "color" thing, I may not have posted it. I don't think all white people talk like the characters on "King of the Hill", and I certainly don't think all Black people talk like Mike! But the fact is, with my marriage to a black man and all of my six children being mixed, (one is a rapper), color never crossed my mind, I just thought it was funny. I STILL think it's funny!
All of my older kids are very educated, but like to fall into
the "language" at times. Not the "bitches" and "hos" wording, but then I don't call that Ebonics. It's just plain ignorant, like Mike!
I apologize Faithful....I never thought you talked this way.
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
apologies to any tyson fans, but this was too funny!.
as part of his parole agreement, mike tyson has to go back to school .
and finish grade 5. this is mike's ebonics homework assignment.
Don't trip....it was just a joke. I could see someone getting offended if Mike was actually intelligent!! I don't even think this is an accurate description of Ebonics. It's "just" a joke!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
apologies to any tyson fans, but this was too funny!.
as part of his parole agreement, mike tyson has to go back to school .
and finish grade 5. this is mike's ebonics homework assignment.
Apologies to any Tyson fans, but this was too funny!
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school
and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,
"fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
thought this was funny!.
drinks and personalities.
seven new york city bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality, based on what she drinks.
Well, I'm screwed up! I like beer....MGD, Heinekin (sp.), Corona with lime.
I like wine...merlot, chianti.
I like margaritas..my favorite!
I like Southern Comfort shots.
And NO, I'm NOT an alchoholic! LOL
And NO, I DON'T drink them all at once.
Or even on the same day!
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
