YOUNG PEOPLE ASK: Are both of the doctors hands supposed to be on your shoulders during a rectal exam?
Posts by tdogg
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33Suggestions on young people ask stories!!
by haujobbz inim in 1 of those moods today!!!!!!
i think the other day someone posted some funny suggetions on young people ask questions, they were really funny.
ill have to think of 1 here go s "mum are boob jobs demonic" lol
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DONT RIDICULE ANOINTED ONES!!
by 11thHour ini am so sorry that you all have to tease and ridicule, when it is in our hearts to serve like christ did, but jesus, was ridiculed, he was young, i know a young anointed sister who gave this interesting illustration, jesus was a common name back then, and he was from an unpopular town, nazareth,, so how would you all feel if he came today and was called carlos from pueblo?, .
many people thought he was crazy, and he was ridiculed and hated, .
matthew 19:30 states, "but many that are first will be last and the last first.
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tdogg
Kenpodragon: Are you saying "neit" to that old annointed one? What sad times these are when passing ruffians can say "neit" to annointed ones.
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BREAKING NEWS:
by tdogg infrom the jehovah press:.
great britan, -.
earlier this week satan the devil, gog of magog, unleashed another in a series of attacks against the creator of all the universe, jehovah god.
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tdogg
I never smoked crack. I've sniffed it a time or two however.
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BREAKING NEWS:
by tdogg infrom the jehovah press:.
great britan, -.
earlier this week satan the devil, gog of magog, unleashed another in a series of attacks against the creator of all the universe, jehovah god.
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tdogg
From the Jehovah Press:
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Earlier this week Satan the Devil, Gog of Magog, unleashed another in a series of attacks against the creator of all the universe, Jehovah God. This was another skirmish in the offensive along the media front lines. The strike came during a British news show where dark forces unleashed brief but concentrated fire toward heavenly forces represented on earth. The volley upon God's earthly organisation appeared to be similar to a raid staged in the United States weeks earlier.
Naturally, God's people were aware of the the imminent assault and defenses held despite immense pressure from advancing evil. The proficiency of the attack clearly demonstrated however that Satanic forces may be growing stonger and bolder in these last days. Demons clearly had beguiled many individuals in order to pull off such a brash ruse. Satan himself was seen briefly outside his command post encouraging his troops. He declined an interview but his spokesman said, "We intend to sustain the pressure and keep them on the defensive for a while." Immediatly following the interview a second attack was reported on a popular American late night show. Apparantly, demonic infiltrators used a popular music group to lure many viewers to the TV set and then a demon possessed David Letterman slanderously assailed and mocked God Jehovah Himself even while one of Jehovah's people was present.
Angelic intelligence reports indicate that the Satanic network may extend as far as the whole earth and that similar attacks are to be expected. Counter offensive manuvers are already in progress and emergency measures may have to be declared as Jehovah's prophets increase security measures. More study of the same old material will likely keep God's sheep focused on the important work of distibuting literature in this increasingly significant spiritual warfare. One unnamed source in Bethel said "We have really got to pay attention to what Jehovah says in the Watchtower during this time of crisis. It is the only thing that will keep us distracted from attempts to enslave our minds."
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tdogg
Ahem...is this thing on...tap tap....anyone out there?
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tdogg
Only for a Moment
Only for a moment
Do we sip the wine of peace
And soft thoughts for a time
Quickly will give way
To the worries of the day
And praying that tomorrow
Shows us grace-T. Weaver
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Nice shot sister!
by apostate ini know a couple of sisters who have been canseled by the elders for wearing a little bit to short skirt.
i just wonder what serena's elders think when they see pictures of her like this in magazines.
is she still in good standing?
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tdogg
Hey Jehovah! I want my $330,000 damnit! I did my service, my meeting parts, and I prayed. Where is my goddamn $330,000? Where were you last week when I needed that shot down at the park? We could have won that game. And what was up with the Patriots? I mean that call against the Raiders was brutal! Cost us a superbowl. Those Patriots are not even for your theocratic kingdom! I mean the Raiders might not be choir boys, but they have Tim Brown and he is a christian. I guess if I donated more money to the society maybe you would give me my $330,000 like you did for Serena.
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JARACZ: What Did He Really Mean?
by Englishman inbp: tell me about the database.
how do you justify keeping a list of paedophiles, men in some cases who have confessed to paedophilia but you have not reported them to an authority.
what justification is there for you to keep that?
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tdogg
We do not go beyond the things that are written.
I wish I had that quote when I was told I had to wear a tie and suit to meeting, when I played chess, when I bought Star Wars figures, when i had to do at least 5 hrs of service a month, make a comment at every meeting, not wear top-sider shoes, never see a rated R movie, wear a no-blood bracelet, highlight all the answers in my Watchtower, not play organised sports, not salute the flag,....anyone want to take over?.....
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Quantum Reactions
by Amazing indear quantum:.
first, your effort to draw a distinction between "proof" and "evidence" is a distinction without a difference.
you never offered "evidence" ... but rather you made assertions.
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tdogg
LOL at Amazing, trying to rationalize with a Morman. It will be a waste of time.
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QUANTUM SPEAKS
by QUANTUM indear ex jw's:.
if some of you remember my initial entrance to these boards was commenting on the child abuse situation.
i stayed to long... i was feeling the tension of several discussions with some of the people i work with who are active jw's.
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tdogg
AHHHHH, its all clear now. Hello and greetings from Salt Lake City. Yessir, this is me born of Mormon heritage, descendant of the first pioneers to this blessed and right now very hot and dry valley. I have lived 30 years here going to school with, working with, playing with, dating, and being related to LDS people. Some are very nice, some are complete a-holes. There are worse people you could be surrounded with.
But sometimes, sometimes it gets to be too much and I just wnat to scream, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! One gets so tired of trying to make sense of your religion, which is every bit as screwy as the JW's. From simple things like why you can drink Coke but can't drink coffee, to deeper things like why black people couldn't be priests untill the late '70's. If you want to dig deep enough, (which your r & f Morman doesn't do) you will find some crazy beliefs that will blow your mind, like how folks came to the America's thousand of years before the Vikings even, and that the Garden of Eden used to be in the America's. One LDS extremest today as a matter of fact told me that Earth itself was hurled from another solar system into this one, I kid you not.
Now I have some wonderful LDS inlaws but I tell you, as a whole I do not like your religion. I have had a High Priests lie to my face and rip me off in buisiness not so long ago so I am a little bitter maybe. It is commonly percieved among non-LDS people here that when it comes to money, all LDS principles go out the door.
The bottom line is that you put your faith in men, men who claim to have been inspired by God but can provide no such proof. You all practically worship Joe Smith, Brigham Young, and whoever may be the current old fossil in charge. When they have to change policy you claim human error, yet they speak for God any other time (sound familiar anyone?) The BOM is not even well written and the way Smith trys to sound like the King James bible is hillarious. Just another story with nothing to back it up, like the bible and yet so many people try to hold it as inspired. An interesting phenomenon.
Anyway at least most LDS lead a clean life, and when they are not trying to force thier lifestyle on their neigbors, they are good people to be around.
edited 'cause I can't spell
Edited by - tdogg on 13 July 2002 0:46:17