FArkel! Cyprus high checking in here you Granger Lancer pig-dog. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now I truly understand your pain. Did you hang out at the Valley Fair Mall?
There are lots of cool places to get a pint, or a drink, or whatever here in Salt Lake. I however am beyond the go-to-the-bar phase of my life and well into the stay-home-with-kids-and-wife phase. Boring I know, but far less painfull in the morning.