I was wondering the same thing... I miss his dry humor!
Maybe he found a better board to hang his hat?... I hope not!
terafera
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Where is Uncle Bruce/Rubber
by Satanus indid the crocs get him?
has he moved to the great tao?
have any ozzies got news?.
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Judicial Hearing Notification
by DakotaRed inin other threads i have outlined when two elders came out to my house to provoke a situation to have reason to df me.
below is a copy of the certified letter i received about two weeks after i threww the two elders out of my house, followed by my reply to the secretary, who is also the elder that instigated the the situation as well as the chair of the judicial hearing they tried to form.. i have edited out personal information as well as his signature, since my wife is still an active dub and has enough trouble with them as it is.
salmon creek congregation of jehovah's witnesses.
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terafera
Good letter Red!! Very smart
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For those who grew up a JW . . .
by Trixie indoes it ever surprise you when you see people that you grew up with as a jw and they're still witnesses?
i went to school with a lot of those jw kids my age and i can't believe that they continue to be jws when they are free of their parents.. i want to say," you're an adult with a high school education or a ged!
haven't you figured the scam out?!".
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LOL yep ENGLISH and BEANS, geeks is what they are! I'm not trying to be mean, but the ones with looks, brains or personality would always leave. The other ones with zits, glasses, and a personality that reminds me of cardboard would be the full time pioneers. I remember the cool witness kids in high school... god, we were so rebellious, you'd never know we were 'Christian' . But there was one sister who was my age (15 at the time) who would run the school halls with an Awake or WatchTower. Everyone knew her as a Bible Bouncer. Gawd she was ugly... to this day I think she never found a brother to marry her. Poor thing!
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I Just Got Witnessed To At The Grocery Store!
by teenyuck inwhat was scarier was it was not a jw!
it was some nutty woman who has been hanging around the local stores.
i go to kroger grocery story every few days.
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terafera
LOL nice comeback!!! I wouldve given anything to witness that (pun intended)
Good job! There are Bible bouncers in every faith...
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PRESENTATION TO CONFUSE HOUSEHOLDERS
by sawthelight in>>the perfect presentation to confuse .
>>householders .
>>greetings, i'm a member of the great crowd of .
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terafera
SAWTHELIGHT:
ROTFLMAO! Good one... I never noticed how much jargon the Witnesses have! Very funny
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Russell quotes
by larc inmy local library has the studies in the scriptures by russell.
here are a few quotes for vol.
2, 1906 edition.. 1872. six thousand years from the creation of adam were complete in a.d. 1872, and hence that since a.d. 1872, we chronologically entered upon the seventh thousand or the millenium.".
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So when he said: t the
"battle of the great day of God Almighty" which will end in 1914 with the complete overthorw of the earth's present rulership, is already
commenced. p. 101.WAS HE SAYING the end was coming then??!! Weird...
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OK, Winter Sucks
by LB inhere is a pic of my house last summer, you remember summer right?.
how here is a pic of my house today, nuff said.... .
never squat with yer spurs on
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LB, I'm glad your friends are doing well in Wasilla. That town is nice, but too small for me!
That got me to wonderin.. I know a Gary Van Tyle that moved to Washington or Oregon.. his father was an elder who got DF'd recently, or so I heard.. anyone know him?
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terafera
Is that you posted on your profile?
You're a hottie!
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Dealing with Shunners
by Hairy Harr init was kind of fun yesterday when i was in line at the local coffee house.
a "sister" came up and stood in line right next to me.
now, my ex is df'd and i am probably "bad association", but technically they should not shun me because i never got dunked.
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terafera
Let everyone around them know what they are doing and if there are any firefighters or construction workers in the area, let it be known
that they do not support the United States in the war on Terrorism. It's time to make them squirm!Hairy, I almost bust a gut trying to picture this!! I think you did a hella good job at the way you handled it. You made HER to look like the freak, instead of her making YOU feel like one!!
*high five*
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Theocratic Oddities
by picosito in*** when asked why she is reading some publication during the meeting instead of paying rapt attention to her husband speaking from the platform, the c.o.
's wife responds, "oh what the heck, i hear that talk over and over.".
*** when brother prominent elder is asked why he keeps having business dealings with brothers in the congregation (he thus causes lots of problems that the boe has to keep wasting time on), he replies, "well, we all have to make a living.".
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terafera
Oh boy TMS, you sound like my exact twin at the meetings!!!
I used to do those same kind of things.. alot of times during a boring talk, I would go to the scripture mentioned. Then I would be like, hmm.. thats interesting.. and just read the whole book. Or I would try to look up dirty words (like one day *poof* there would be cuss words in the Bible!!) I would look up masturbation, sex, beastiality... whatever. My friends and I would point out different scriptures trying to diss each other. I would give him one that said his loins 'were enflamed like a horses' and he would give me one that talked about my 'bosoms' or whatnot... it sounds dorky but believe me, it made the time pass!
TMS, I sure couldve used you at my meetings... I wasnt too good at percentages, but I was always trying to figure out how fast the Watchtower would go!! I HATED the &^%$* elder who would see a chapter in parenthesis and decide to READ it!! He would always let some kid read it, taking another 15 minutes. GRRRRRRRRR.....