Notperfectyet and Comf and Heaven please excuse me for moving the threads.
I thought they were great and wanted to keep them included.
notperfectyet
Senior Member
Posts: 168
Since: Jan 22, 2001..
I think the same brillliant team of researchers came up with this one
too........I wonder if they have any Grant money left?
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Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
of
alcohol
containers:
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers,resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible or worse, bulletproof!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the number one factor in having a coyote date.
WARNING: the consumption of ackahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.
Edited by - mevirginia on 21 August 2002 1:14:19