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  OFN Message Board to close down

  by NeonRainbow in

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  i just got this email from the founder of this jw board... i wonder which "large apostate board" he is talking about.

  (this whole thing makes me think of spy vs. spy): .

  date:10 jul 2002 12:02:30 -0700to:from:[email protected] | block address | add to address booksubject:ofn message board to close down

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  The_Bad_Seed

  How dare he! I've tried, and oh, so hard to make my 'attacks' everything except subtle!

  How can one not help but to pick out the 'simplest things' to find coverup and conspriacy in the WTS? It's ALL so goddamn retarded!
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  JANH to perish some other day!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  it seems as if the one calling "herself" janh surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, i have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.. needless to say, i will spend the rest of july roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala stephen hawking.

  it smells of cancerous death here.. wounded, i slink back to my chambers.

  janh is not the woman i thought he was.

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  It seems as if the one calling "herself" JANH surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, I have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of Omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.

  Needless to say, I will spend the rest of July roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala Stephen Hawking. It smells of cancerous death here.

  Wounded, I slink back to my chambers. JANH is not the woman I thought he was.
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  Is the Watchtower Like Ovaltine?

  by metatron in

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  i just got back from days of business meetings in which.

  every aspect of the company's future is discussed - and.

  our reputation among the public analysed.. these days, even local businesses act this way.. now, contrast this with the ham handed, amateurish pr.

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  The Watchtower Society is looking more and more like
  a senescent consumer brand - it's still on the shelf
  but nobody invests much in promotion because there's
  no payback (like Ovaltine , you mix in milk).

  How about "Sloppy 'Joe'" mix? I wonder how the total numbers of JW's stack up to last years count -- I know here in Canada they've been a slightly dwindling (more DF'd that newly baptized) 110,000 for the last 6-7 years. Watch as the WTS crap brand of PR for whatever temporary speculations or new 'lights' (name your favorite, mine is the joining and being booted from the NGO's) sends their numbers spiralling down the figurative toilet, eventually becoming a forgotten dash.
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  this just in

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  more scintillating commentary from the impenetrable, top-secret jw message board:

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  The_Bad_Seed

  I still haven't heard back from the Loperts...
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  Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

  by Leander in

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  the simpsons is one of the few shows i can watch over and over never get bored with.

  a couple of my favorite quotes.

  tony the mafia guy talking to marge: you betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12. .

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  I would have to say the whole "The Thompsons" episode, where Homer and family are in the Witness Protection Agency

  Fed - "Hello Mr. Thompson"

  Homer - "I think he's talking to you"

  Makes me laugh every time
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  JANH TO PERISH TONIGHT!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself janh will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored kraft marshmallows that i have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, father naeblis, the greek god of desire.. all i can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event!

  tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  transportation the responsibility of the attendee.. not responsible for lost or stolen socks.. in the words of my apparent 'alter ego':.

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  Tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself JanH will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored Kraft marshmallows that I have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, Father Naeblis, the Greek God of Desire.

  All I can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event! Tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  Transportation the responsibility of the attendee.

  Not responsible for lost or stolen socks.

  In the words of my apparent 'alter ego':

  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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  NEARLY 17 YEAR OLD BOY IS MINISTERIAL SERVANT

  by minimus in

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  things must be getting pretty desperate.

  i just heard some wonderful news of another boy being appointed a ministerial servant.

  the comment was that even though he is young, he is very mature.another person, speaking of a different boy being appointed said that he had the added advantage of being home schooled and that really helped him to mature.

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  I was made an elder at 6, with the option of a 401k plan for repeatedly filling in for last minute talks.
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  A Song For Panorama.

  by Englishman in

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  panorama's forthcoming programme could well include a kingdom song or two.

  after all, didn't dateline contain a few plinketty-plonketty bars from a kingdom song book?.

  so what would be a suitable song - either dub or non-dub based - to accompany this forthcoming expose of paedophile concealment that appears on our tv screens next sunday?.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Excerpts from Another Brick In The Wall pt. 2 by Pink Floyd would go well...

  Hey! "Teachers!" Leave those kids alone!
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  WATCH YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS- THE DEMONS DO

  by minimus in

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  the july 1, 1962 wt.

  asks "can the demons read our minds?

  "" the demons.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Thats funnier than hell! I always had my suspicions of your 'real' name being Tom Joad!
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  How many did YOU recruit?

  by In_between_days in

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  just a quick question, and one that seems to take jehovahs witnesses back a little, an extremely good question to ask a pioneer.

  "so, with all your hours of service, how many people have you actually brought into the jehovahs witness organisation?".

  um.... genuinely, 100% of my old jw freinds have all been raised in the organisation.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Hey, In Between Days..are you a Cure fan?.