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  I need some funny answers......

  by Europe in

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  who can help me to give me some funny answers to the questions below.

  these questions were emailed to me by a (fanatic j.w.

  ) email"friend" who is probably fed up with me questioning him about his organization re.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Ah the mysterious symbol...

  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  *cough*
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  New 'Worship' Book - senseless re-h...

  by eyeslice in

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  there have been a few threads on the missing chapters in the new book, worship the only true god compared with the old united in worship book (first published 1983).

  with the missing chapters you can draw your own conclusions as to why they have been omitted at least there isnt any ambiguity.. other chapters of the book are almost identical to the old, with some bits being omitted, other being re-worded and others being copied word for word.

  so heres where the problems comes in.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  *turns up his Manfred Mans Earth Band album*
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  JANH to perish some other day!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  it seems as if the one calling "herself" janh surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, i have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.. needless to say, i will spend the rest of july roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala stephen hawking.

  it smells of cancerous death here.. wounded, i slink back to my chambers.

  janh is not the woman i thought he was.

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  Zounds! Just yesterday I had passed up cornflakes for Golden Grahams coupons reasons! I'll get you yet you dastardly manthing!
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  I need some funny answers......

  by Europe in

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  who can help me to give me some funny answers to the questions below.

  these questions were emailed to me by a (fanatic j.w.

  ) email"friend" who is probably fed up with me questioning him about his organization re.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Number 11: Although nobody supports these specualtions, I strongly feel that the world will resemble a large bra by 2102.

  Number 3: No, my mother was a Bhuddist, and my father was an extremely opposed cheesecake.

  Number 4: Yes, although not intentionally. My sister was a member of the blind baseball players association, and bore the habit of swinging large heavy baseball bats around frequently.

  Number 5: As a matter of fact, I've had quite a few. This is why I was removed as an elder.

  Number 10: We are all sent to an ampitheatre in something closely resembling hell, of where, Ted Nugent is King, and we all ride on guitars with big hats like the pope wears.

  Number 9: I do, but only after having seen the transition of JANH go from female to male in a matter of hours. There is no God.
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  OFN Message Board to close down

  by NeonRainbow in

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  i just got this email from the founder of this jw board... i wonder which "large apostate board" he is talking about.

  (this whole thing makes me think of spy vs. spy): .

  date:10 jul 2002 12:02:30 -0700to:from:[email protected] | block address | add to address booksubject:ofn message board to close down

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  The_Bad_Seed

  How dare he! I've tried, and oh, so hard to make my 'attacks' everything except subtle!

  How can one not help but to pick out the 'simplest things' to find coverup and conspriacy in the WTS? It's ALL so goddamn retarded!
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  JANH to perish some other day!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  it seems as if the one calling "herself" janh surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, i have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.. needless to say, i will spend the rest of july roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala stephen hawking.

  it smells of cancerous death here.. wounded, i slink back to my chambers.

  janh is not the woman i thought he was.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  It seems as if the one calling "herself" JANH surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, I have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of Omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.

  Needless to say, I will spend the rest of July roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala Stephen Hawking. It smells of cancerous death here.

  Wounded, I slink back to my chambers. JANH is not the woman I thought he was.
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  Is the Watchtower Like Ovaltine?

  by metatron in

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  i just got back from days of business meetings in which.

  every aspect of the company's future is discussed - and.

  our reputation among the public analysed.. these days, even local businesses act this way.. now, contrast this with the ham handed, amateurish pr.

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  The Watchtower Society is looking more and more like
  a senescent consumer brand - it's still on the shelf
  but nobody invests much in promotion because there's
  no payback (like Ovaltine , you mix in milk).

  How about "Sloppy 'Joe'" mix? I wonder how the total numbers of JW's stack up to last years count -- I know here in Canada they've been a slightly dwindling (more DF'd that newly baptized) 110,000 for the last 6-7 years. Watch as the WTS crap brand of PR for whatever temporary speculations or new 'lights' (name your favorite, mine is the joining and being booted from the NGO's) sends their numbers spiralling down the figurative toilet, eventually becoming a forgotten dash.
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  this just in

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  more scintillating commentary from the impenetrable, top-secret jw message board:

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  The_Bad_Seed

  I still haven't heard back from the Loperts...
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  Whats your favorite Simpson's quote/scene?

  by Leander in

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  the simpsons is one of the few shows i can watch over and over never get bored with.

  a couple of my favorite quotes.

  tony the mafia guy talking to marge: you betta have our money in 24 hours and just to show you we're serious you now have 12. .

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  The_Bad_Seed

  I would have to say the whole "The Thompsons" episode, where Homer and family are in the Witness Protection Agency

  Fed - "Hello Mr. Thompson"

  Homer - "I think he's talking to you"

  Makes me laugh every time
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  JANH TO PERISH TONIGHT!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself janh will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored kraft marshmallows that i have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, father naeblis, the greek god of desire.. all i can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event!

  tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  transportation the responsibility of the attendee.. not responsible for lost or stolen socks.. in the words of my apparent 'alter ego':.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself JanH will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored Kraft marshmallows that I have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, Father Naeblis, the Greek God of Desire.

  All I can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event! Tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  Transportation the responsibility of the attendee.

  Not responsible for lost or stolen socks.

  In the words of my apparent 'alter ego':

  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!