The_Bad_Seed

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  Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day folks, .

  i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.

  well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .

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  *L*
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  Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day folks, .

  i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.

  well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .

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  Has anyone else noticed that jjrizos picture bears a striking resemblance to Stallone in Cobra? If in fact you are the Italian Stallion jjrizo, please, send me an invite to your place if you ever hold an apostofest. I want to hear a few 'Yo, Seedie's'. I can then die happy.
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  Why? Why can't JW's ADMIT there's a problem?

  by pomegranate in

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  some one asked: .

  >>i don't understand.

  i honestly do not understand how active jws can be presented with hundreds upon hundreds of cases that have occurred all over the world, and casually deny that there is any problem.<<.

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  Bah! I admit it! I admit there is a problem!

  *cries*
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  This is why the Demons can't be human.

  by Bleep in

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  only god has the power to create things.

  but he can have help with the design.that is why they can only be mutants or huge giants when having relations with humans.

  the demons have the power to go into the body.

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  Do you think it could be at all possible that the reasons for seeing 'more wars and hunger' after 1914 could maybe be because of the imminent population explosion? I guess not. That would, after all just be reasonable.

  Here's my propechy: In 2080, we'll see more of everything than any other time in history.

  Contact me if you wish to vote me in for a spot in the Governing Body when my prophecy scarily becomes reality.

  The demons are contacting me via telepathy. Go I must.

  Edited by - the_bad_seed on 18 July 2002 17:22:51
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  I can prove scientifically meetings are dangerous

  by sleepy in

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  did you know we were being poisoned at meetings?well did you fall asleep in meetings or conventions?.

  there you are just had your dinner and the convention is starting back up , its saturday afternoon and that means you've got four hours of talks ahead of you, can't wait.. but then you feel sleepy , very sleepy.. so why did we fall asleep?.

  3 reasons.. 1.the talks were boooooooooring.. 2.we were digesting our food and blood was needed from our brians in order to help, since we didn't need it up there antway(see reason 1) it was used else where , hence the sleepyness.. 3.carbon dioxide.all creatures breath out carbon dioxide which is poisonous and also makes you sleepy.usually this doesn't effect us but when you cram a load of people together in a small place this gass collects as it can't get dispersed easilly into the air.with all the yawning from people being sleepy from eating to much food and listening to boring talks( see reason 2) carbon dioxide was pouring out and poisoning us all.. so meetings are dangerous after all.every time we went we were being poisoned by other people.. now thats got to be a good reason not to go..

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  I can prove scientifically meetings are boring!

  Email me for exciting details
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  PEDOPHILES may SIGN Up Here: TALENT available!

  by Focus in

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  experienced pedophiles might click here to sign up with us!

  trusting kids already well-beaten into blind obedience just may be available!

  and, door-to-door work to recruit others is part of the job, so lots of contact with fresh talent too!

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  ...but I wanted to sign up for mullets. Are mullets allowed?
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  The Meaning of Names....?

  by SpiceItUp in

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  there are some that are obvious and then others that just baffle me to no end..... yes i am talking about your user names.... do any of you have stories behind them or are they significant for some reason or are they just a word you made up?.

  mine...well its easy.... i got the nickname of spicy back in nov of last year when i dyed my hair this crazy red color and the name of the color was "spiced ginger".

  the rest of it is because i love to make things more interesting---- sorta of like adding a bit of spice to the stew (hopefully i come across as that as well .

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  I am a small hermit crab, originally from the Florida Keys near Bahia Honda, a hermit crab that had once donned a beautiful conch shell on my back, that which served as my home. Several winters ago, as I was scavenging for food on the shore, a young man tore me out of my shell on and decided to take me to his native Toronto. He "needed a pet", he said. Hours later, I found myself lunching with the boys family, explaining the mysteries of marine life. They seemed like good people; all was well.

  A few days passed until I saw the light of day again (having been travelling in a suitcase) upon when, this young man presented me with a newer, but much less desirable home as my conch had been -- an impossibly large, rancid pumpkin seed.

  I grudgingly bore the seed as I bear it now. Thomas has been good to me. In Toronto, Thomas explained, hermit crabs didn't have to pay for rent, internet access, cable, or even plankton. I was floored, I mean really!? How often does a crab like me get a break like this? I was in Utopia!

  Thomas selflessly took the time to show me how to type 'hunt and peck' style, as one would expect a crab to do. He also brought me to church meetings, where I was baptized as a full fledged member of Jehovahs Witnesses. While I did not molest children, or batter my wife, I was guilty of swimming in the toilet and sewer system during songs, or impossibly long and boring discourses. This wild and reckless abandon eventually led to a downward spiral affect on my spirituality. Service hours dropped. I was constantly finding reasons to cancel talks, to miss meetings, anything. Why? Something wasn't right -- I felt something was rotten in this place of hope, something evil and rotten. This once meek, and spiritually strong, large smelly pumpkin seed bearing hermit crab, had become a spiritually lawless, bad seed. A real hater of Jehovah. The rest of the story, as this board can contest -- is history.
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  I can prove scientifically meetings are dangerous

  by sleepy in

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  did you know we were being poisoned at meetings?well did you fall asleep in meetings or conventions?.

  there you are just had your dinner and the convention is starting back up , its saturday afternoon and that means you've got four hours of talks ahead of you, can't wait.. but then you feel sleepy , very sleepy.. so why did we fall asleep?.

  3 reasons.. 1.the talks were boooooooooring.. 2.we were digesting our food and blood was needed from our brians in order to help, since we didn't need it up there antway(see reason 1) it was used else where , hence the sleepyness.. 3.carbon dioxide.all creatures breath out carbon dioxide which is poisonous and also makes you sleepy.usually this doesn't effect us but when you cram a load of people together in a small place this gass collects as it can't get dispersed easilly into the air.with all the yawning from people being sleepy from eating to much food and listening to boring talks( see reason 2) carbon dioxide was pouring out and poisoning us all.. so meetings are dangerous after all.every time we went we were being poisoned by other people.. now thats got to be a good reason not to go..

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  I know attending something is dangerous when I would rather shoot myself in the crotch than be in attendance...
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  DONT RIDICULE ANOINTED ONES!!

  by 11thHour in

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  i am so sorry that you all have to tease and ridicule, when it is in our hearts to serve like christ did, but jesus, was ridiculed, he was young, i know a young anointed sister who gave this interesting illustration, jesus was a common name back then, and he was from an unpopular town, nazareth,, so how would you all feel if he came today and was called carlos from pueblo?, .

  many people thought he was crazy, and he was ridiculed and hated, .

  matthew 19:30 states, "but many that are first will be last and the last first.

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  Jesus was a common name back then, and he was from an unpopular town, Nazareth,, so How would you all feel if he came today and was called Carlos from Pueblo?,

  WTF!? Are you for real? LMAO
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  The mystery of the disappearing post...

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  edited by - the_bad_seed on 18 july 2002 14:31:54.

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  Edited by - the_bad_seed on 18 July 2002 14:31:54