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  NEARLY 17 YEAR OLD BOY IS MINISTERIAL SERVANT

  by minimus in

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  things must be getting pretty desperate.

  i just heard some wonderful news of another boy being appointed a ministerial servant.

  the comment was that even though he is young, he is very mature.another person, speaking of a different boy being appointed said that he had the added advantage of being home schooled and that really helped him to mature.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  I was made an elder at 6, with the option of a 401k plan for repeatedly filling in for last minute talks.
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  A Song For Panorama.

  by Englishman in

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  panorama's forthcoming programme could well include a kingdom song or two.

  after all, didn't dateline contain a few plinketty-plonketty bars from a kingdom song book?.

  so what would be a suitable song - either dub or non-dub based - to accompany this forthcoming expose of paedophile concealment that appears on our tv screens next sunday?.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Excerpts from Another Brick In The Wall pt. 2 by Pink Floyd would go well...

  Hey! "Teachers!" Leave those kids alone!
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  WATCH YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS- THE DEMONS DO

  by minimus in

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  the july 1, 1962 wt.

  asks "can the demons read our minds?

  "" the demons.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Thats funnier than hell! I always had my suspicions of your 'real' name being Tom Joad!
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  How many did YOU recruit?

  by In_between_days in

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  just a quick question, and one that seems to take jehovahs witnesses back a little, an extremely good question to ask a pioneer.

  "so, with all your hours of service, how many people have you actually brought into the jehovahs witness organisation?".

  um.... genuinely, 100% of my old jw freinds have all been raised in the organisation.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Hey, In Between Days..are you a Cure fan?.
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  How to Ruin Your Family and Children

  by metatron in

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  1. teach your children that everyone they know that isn't a witness.

  - baby sitters, teachers, policemen, the kind old lady who gave.

  them a dollar for ice cream - are wicked, led by satan and will.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  I have applied this timely advice, and my family and children are all on the downward spiral that leads to hell! Ruined!

  Thank YOU!
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  Titles please

  by Lady Lee in

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  just wondered if anyone had a caption for this wt.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  "Preparing your legs for when your newly baptized torso has been vomited up by a shark"
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  notes from the underground

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  the secret private jw message board, that is .

  so, how do they determine this, exactly?

  (whether or not someone is in "good standing".

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Five pictures down, first in the row should read "Not another District Convention!"

  The very last one should read "Bye WTBTS, if I could only properly flip you the bird!"

  Edited by - The_Bad_Seed on 8 July 2002 13:27:54
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  About privacy on the forum

  by Simon in

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  kent and his merry followers seem to have made privacy their latest crusade and unfortunately they have decided to act in a completely irresponsible manner imho.. the forum software uses cookies to remember a users login details and can also be useful for identifying duplicate accounts.

  it is not used for anything sinister and cannot be used to identify someone - all it gives is an indication that a computer is being used by more than one username and has been invaluable in identifying trouble makers like mario kempes / yo yo mama / sexy teen / help others (asking for money) and many others.

  i believe that this is a good thing to do as i do not believe it compromises anyones privacy and does help prevent everyone wasting their time responding to people who are just "yanking our chain".. apart from the accounts that you have seen and know there are many more that you may not be aware of.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Thanks -- 40 minutes long, nice!
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  jehovah's witneses desperate for new recruits!

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  "Don't let Jehovah make a monkey out of you" That chimps got a zipper in the back I bet!
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  Had JW's at my door on Saturday

  by Brymichmom in

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  well i rarely get jw's at my door at all.

  but today, i had them in my neighborhood and boy, oh boy, what an experience!

  it was two youngish, 20-something females.

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  The_Bad_Seed

  Excellent point...

  The other day I mentioned to a friend the issues I have regarding the blood doctrine. When I said to her, "Why is it that a mother can carry a baby for nine months and by God's design transfuse blood via the umbilical chord to sustain its life ... yet once the baby is born she could not give it her own blood to sustain its life should it need it. But she could give it blood via her breastmilk."