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  Picture #1...of many

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  took this last night -- i like it.

  i hope it isn't too big, but i'll find out in a minute...

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  Armageddon to come some other 1914?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  laughing at a few articles in the "live forever" book last night with my girlfriend, i noticed an alarming caption along the lines of some of those born in the 1914 generation will live to see the end of this wicked system of things, and will be 'delivered' to a hellish world not unlike the teletubbies very own.

  well, i made the latter up, and the alarm i spoke of, lies not in this deeply disturbing propechy, but in the information i pulled from statistics canada website today where i learned that the life expectancy of canadians is as follows: .

  males: 75.8a .

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  My Mantra For All To Read

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  my hands .

  my spirit .

  my sky .

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  JANH to perish some other day!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  it seems as if the one calling "herself" janh surivived my decidedly poorly planned attack yesterday evening, by countering my spell with a terrifyingly more powerful spell, one that involved (sadly, i have suffered dearly for mistaking the sex of my enemy) a bottle of omega 3-6-9 oil, some sand, and a large dog.. needless to say, i will spend the rest of july roaming the silent, lonely and dim lit halls of our local hospital with the elderly and infirmed in a wheelchair, and am now communicating to you all ala stephen hawking.

  it smells of cancerous death here.. wounded, i slink back to my chambers.

  janh is not the woman i thought he was.

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  JANH TO PERISH TONIGHT!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself janh will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored kraft marshmallows that i have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, father naeblis, the greek god of desire.. all i can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event!

  tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  transportation the responsibility of the attendee.. not responsible for lost or stolen socks.. in the words of my apparent 'alter ego':.

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  Reason vs. Faith, Good article

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  this is an article i dug up on the ayn rand institute website, written by peter schwartz that i found to be logical and timely, and felt some could benefit upon reading it.

  enjoy!

  reason vs. faith by peter schwartz.

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  In the beginning...

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  there are far less jw posters on this site than i had originally thought there would be, and was happy to find far more xjw's than i thought existed on the internet, and am curious if it was simons intention to create a board solely for jehovahs witnesses thoughts or interpretations in the beginning, or if he had intended this site to become a 'meet and greet' for those who left (or got booted from) the borg, or both?

  the reason i ask, is that the wts teaches that surfing the internet 'while being an educational tool' is roughly the equivalent of camping out in satans colon, and i can only imagine a site not (just an educated guess) sponsored by the wts with the slogan "discussion forum for anything jw related...everyone is welcome!

  " could only seen as a roadmap into the devils gaping piehole.. i'm pretty green around here, and was just wondering..

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  Looking for recruits!

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  i am starting a zine by the name of asleep!, and am looking for mock articles, humor, cartoons, experiences, anything worthy of print looking in on the wts.

  no submissions will be taken from naeblis -- he is really a zealous travelling overseer serving yhwh in the pacific northwest!.

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  Nasty looks from...Jehovahs people?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  dropped my girlfriend off at the district assembly taking place in hamilton on this morning, and upon getting out of the car to open the trunk, in front of copps coliseum, i saw some recognizable faces with unrecognizable expressions on them, that clearly said "you are a very, very bad man, and for being so, i will cast you this disgusted look.".

  being at the mercy of the crowd, all i could do was wave hugely, while donning my most sarcastic smile, that said, "thanks, and go fuck yourselves!".

  i shake my head.

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  Slim Jims: Jehovahs Jerky, or Satans Meatstick?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  there has been much ado over claims that slim jims may have therapeutic value in treating blind rage and aging spots, as seen in such celebrity cases as macho man randy savage, and in easing the mania that comes from watching wwf raw more than once a week.

  a u.s. institute of medicine report acknowledges that there is some truth to these claims.

  but does this mean that the near-future doctors will be prescribing slim jims, as if they were a panacea?.

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