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  Who’s gonna mow your grass

  by solomon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixc6aqrozq.

  what most jehovah’s witnesses don’t realize about their version of the new system is who’s gonna mow the grass?.

  after the system is destroyed who’s gonna make that nail your pounding with a hammer?

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  Biahi

  Maybe the GB could come up with “new light” telling the men to be castrated by a Dr. to eliminate “sinning”. And women undergoing a circumcision by a Dr. for the same purpose. Doesn’t the Bible say to “pluck out your eye” if it’s making you sin?
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  New JW phrase: bouquet of truth

  by ohnightdivine in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i heard it from someone who attended the latest wt study, and quickly posted it with - you guessed it - a picture of a lovely flower bouquet.

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  "how big is your bouquet of truth?".

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  Biahi

  Best Life Ever! Not
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  Who’s gonna mow your grass

  by solomon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixc6aqrozq.

  what most jehovah’s witnesses don’t realize about their version of the new system is who’s gonna mow the grass?.

  after the system is destroyed who’s gonna make that nail your pounding with a hammer?

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  Biahi

  Where do they come up with these goofy speculations? I heard a brother mention on his talk that eventually no will have genitals. Lol
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  Knocking on schoolmates doors

  by BettyHumpter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i left the jw's shortly after i graduated high school.

  but when i was still at home i'd get dragged into door to door every saturday morning without fail unless it was pissing rain.

  i can remember always being anxious to know what territory my group was assigned.

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  Biahi

  Betty, I remember being in 1st grade, and half-heartedly saying the pledge, teacher kept me after class, she thought I didn’t know the words. I knew them very well, I had to explain to her about the 💩 beliefs. So embarrassing. All I wanted to do was fit in!
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  Meeting attendance

  by Benavidez in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was wondering what your guys' meeting attendance was like.

  our meetings here is like 50/50 with zoom and in person.

  the spanish has it a little "better" with it being like 30% zoom attendance with most attending in person.. i've heard of congregations in other states having attendance where most (even elders and ms) attend meeting only via zoom and even have their cameras off.

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  Biahi

  JW Gone Bad, I love your avatar! 👍🏻
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  Useless Majors

  by Sea Breeze in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was passing through a very liberal college town recently during rush hour.

  so, i decided to stop for some refreshment at a fine-looking establishment and wait for traffic to die down.

  a young waitress waited on me who probably could have been stevie nicks twin when she was young.

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  Biahi

  Art history seems pretty useless, unless you have a job as a museum curator lined up upon graduation. I told my daughter to go into nursing or engineering. She has a Bachelor of Science in Nursing, graduated magna cum laude. And she’s a stay at home mom. She also told me she regretted not getting a teaching degree. 🤷‍♀️
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  Dumb 'experiences' you were told as a JW

  by BettyHumpter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this one stands out in my mind.

  it was reported that 'a brother', unnamed of course, was out in field service and was set upon by a pack of vicious dogs.

  he made it back to the car and was injured quite badly with his arms, hands and leg bleeding heavily.

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  Biahi

  A sister told my mom that she had Smurf curtains in her babies room. One night, after he was put down, she opened the door to check on him. She saw the smurfs come off the curtains and dance around her sons crib. She took the curtains down and burned them. 💩
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  Young People Ask: Why Distribute WT Literature?

  by Sea Breeze in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "so the visible congregation of god's people has $omething to do with the provision of salvation today.

  indeed, it has an important place in that provision.

  - watchtower 1967 aug 15 p.499.

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  Biahi

  They really only have a superficial understanding of what this “new system” is supposed to be like. They are leaving the details to “Jehovah” and his “magic” to fill in the details. If I asked too many questions as a kid, my parents told me not to worry about that, just make sure I “make it” into the new system. 🤷‍♀️🤮
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  slimboyfat & blondie made news on newshub.com

  by LevelThePlayingField in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know, how do i find this stuff, right?

  the article is long, so just do a ctrl-f then type in your name... also jehovahs-witness.com mentioned in this article.

  "theocratic warfare" is a contentious theological doctrine of the jehovah's witness (jw) movement in christianity.. .

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  Biahi

  Great post, Vanderhoven! 👍🏻😀
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  Starting September 01, 2022, the Angels will help in the ministry work

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  2022 governing body update # 6. what exciting news david splane has for all jehovah's witnesses ( who for the last three years were spared the house-to-house preaching work ) '' that we'll return to the ministry september 01, 2022. just in time for our world wide campaign to start bible studies.

  and, i'm sure the angels are excited too, because it will give them opportunities to help us with our ministry.''.

  not only will the witnesses be rusty in their return to the field ministry, the angels in heaven have been sitting idle while the pandemic stopped the house-to-house ministry.

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  Biahi

  Yes, how happifying!