Trot
Thanks for the laugh, that was a funny story. You've also given me an idea I might want to try out some time.
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
true story from a girl at work about her sister.
honest to god.. her sister was in a frantic rush one day trying to get out of the office to get to her yearly gynecologist exam on time.
she rushed home, didnt have time to take a shower so she just took a sink bath and sprayed on some fds spray (for all males out there, that is feminine deoderant spray).
Trot
Thanks for the laugh, that was a funny story. You've also given me an idea I might want to try out some time.
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
when you start reading rays book and find out that everything you know to be factual, the only constant, solid, truth in the universe is just nothing?
i've known this in my head since i started reading posts here on xmas day but i have never really believed it.
i thought i just wanted to believe it so that i could rid myself of some of this guilt i've always carried around.
Flower,
My heart goes out to you reading your post. I will be honest and admit I haven't read any of your previous posts...there is just so much on the board that I don't have time to follow it all...so forgive me if you have told more of your story and I am not aware of it.
All I can tell you is that most of us here felt like you at one time, angry, betrayed and confused...and yes, a little lost. How do you go about reinventing yourself when you find out everything you ever believed in was a lie?
You do it one day at a time, and by evaluating what in your life was truly you and what was just some external teaching that you thought defined who you were. You are still the same person, with the same values and virtues that you were before. Look at it this way, you are now embarking on the greatest adventure of your life...discovering who you really are. We have all had to take that same journey. I for one am enjoying it now. Time will pass, and the anger and fear will depart...and then the incredible enjoyment of your freedom will take over your thoughts...and your spirit will soar!
In the interim, we will be here to offer you support and comfort, and for the most part, non-judgemental acceptance. Don't fear the journey sweetie even the pain will be a fading memory eventually, and you will look back with a big sigh of relief and say "It was ALL worth it"
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
well i think she could predict certain things would happen...... fortune teller can predict future through sex .
a woman in japan is claiming to be able to tell a man's fortune by having sex with him.. the woman known only as kaho is based in a brothel in nagoya.
she claims to be able to tell a man his future by performing sexual services.. japan already has a soothsayer who divines the future by breast-reading and another who give predictions based on mobile phones.. kaho claims to have read the fortunes of about 1,000 men in the past year by performing oral sex, reports shukan taishu news magazine.. she says she has foreseen life events for many men - helping one to win a vast amount of money at a racecourse, and advised a doubting groom to marry his bride.. kaho says he is still a regular visitor, though.. isp
Well,
The fortune telling excuse might work for the police officer...but you'd still be screwed in front of a judicial committee.
"But honestly brothers, we weren't having sex!
She was simply telling my fortune"
"Oh dammit, I'm screwed either way, aren't I?"
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
" full of "shit.".
" it's at the beginning of a sentence and when you start a sentence it is proper to use a capitol letter.
....it will mean nothing so moan on this little sight oh watchtower u are so evil boooo hoooooo.
Hey Danny Bear Babe,
I'll Bite You
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
Fruitcake is awesome....especially the kind my sister makes!
Ummmm, not sure about this comment Simon?
it went down really well with everyoneWhat the hell kind of weddings do you people have over there? And can I come to one?
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
is my favorite ice cream. Ben & Jerry's brand.
Little bit of banana flavor, with nuts and HUGE chunks of dark chocolate.....mmmmmmmm. Maybe with Mango juice on the side?
Larc and Zazu Somebody's gettin' some tonight!
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
why do kids love wellies so much?.
we went to buy liam some new school shoes and clothes yesterday and both lads wanted to buy some wellies - liam got green tweenie ones and dylan got red thomas the tank engine ones.. they wore them when we got home and didn't take them off till bedtime.
this morning they are both walking round in their pyjamas and ... wellies.
Simon,
Just picturing your kids acting like kids brought a smile to my face. And give Angharad a big for being such a good mom, and not trying to repress those kids from having some good fun. Your kids are lucky.
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
I think my favorite sandwich would be a
XENA & MANGO DELUXE
but since I haven't tried one, yet I will just have to keep fantasizing.
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
found this on the net.
worth sharing .
one day god was looking down at earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
Ladonna,
Those were hilarious, thanks for sharing.
You know, hell doesn't sound like such a bad place.
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
" full of "shit.".
" it's at the beginning of a sentence and when you start a sentence it is proper to use a capitol letter.
....it will mean nothing so moan on this little sight oh watchtower u are so evil boooo hoooooo.
Dave,
You are my comedic insult hero now. If I didn't already have children...and a husband...I'd want to have your baby, so he could grow up to be just like you
think41self
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!