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  Chuckling at Simon's thread.

  by LoneWolf in

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  "little things that annoy.

  now, you sweet innocent ones aren't supposed to read this now, okay?.

  simon wrote as one of those things that annoy:.

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  Lonewolf and Simon

  This is so funny. Yes, we do have a sixth sense about these things. Yes, we know what kind of women you find attractive, and we can even tell when you're trying your hardest not to look.

  Lonewolf, your response to your wife was hilarious, but still put things in perspective. In my relationship, there are only two reasons looking would be a problem. 1. If he looked at other women with his tongue hanging out and making comments about their anatomy(which is low class and he doesn't do) 2. If I had an insecurity problem (which I don't). It is perfectly natural to look at beautiful things...people included. I notice beautiful women...why shouldn't he? Like I said, the difference is in the way he looks. Admiring something beautiful is not the same as wishing you could jump their bones.

  So you guys...just keep looking all you want. Just do it with some style and class...and don't mind if she does the same thing.

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  One Crazy Stinky Monkey

  by think41self in

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  ok, i apologize if you've already seen this, but i think it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen in the animal kingdom!.

  pay attention to the expression on the monkey's face.

  http://www.gotlaughs.com/movies/monkey.cfm.

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  Ok, I apologize if you've already seen this, but I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in the animal kingdom!

  Pay attention to the expression on the monkey's face

  http://www.gotlaughs.com/movies/monkey.cfm

  Tracy
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  New Baby

  by hippikon in

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  lyall james was born at 12pm today @ 8.1 lbs.

  mother is doing fine.

  bubs is in the icu with a breathing problem but should be fine.

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  congratulations

  Aren't you glad he's finally here?

  I'm sure the problem will clear up swiftly, and he will be going home with you in no time. Please pass on our happy thoughts to Mrs Hippi.

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  Jon passed away this morning

  by jonjonsimons in

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  my name is kevin and i am jon's partner.

  jon gave me his password a few weeks ago and asked me to post to the board if something happened to him.

  as some of you know jon had been undergoing cancer treatment since the end of july.

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  Dear Kevin,

  Thanks for the update. I'm glad you're coping as well as you are. I hope you got Jon's dad off your back and out of your life once and for all!

  And don't worry about not responding to everyone right away. No one expects you to be sitting at the computer when you are dealing with so much and trying to put your life back together. Go out and enjoy whatever small pleasures you can. Come back and visit us whenever you can, we'd like to keep up with how you're doing.

  Best Wishes, Tracy
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  How to REALLY punish the Taliban

  by JanH in

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  look carefully at this hilarious flash movie featuring three known, ahem, politicians performing as a boy band: .

  http://www.madblast.com/flash_shows/taliban.cfm.

  then notice what the solution to "the taliban problem" is!!.

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  That was funny Jan,

  Thanks for sharing it with us. You know, if the Witnesses really want to go where the need is greater...maybe someone should suggest Afghanistan to them.

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  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  We finally had the child!

  by Eyebrow in

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  17 days overdue...but we finally had our daughter!.

  we now refer to her as the child formerlly know ans fetus.. 8lbs, 5 ozs...

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  congratulations eyebrow

  Little girls are so sweet. I know, I used to be one

  I agree with Comf 100%. Reading to my kids every night was one of the best things I ever did for them. As they grew, those became the times they would open up their hearts and talk to me about whatever was on their minds. It is a golden opportunity not to be passed up.

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  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  In The Pursuit Of Cooler Nuts....

  by ISP in

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  wonder if this will catch on......... scientists rig up air conditioning system for underpants .

  german scientists have rigged up an air conditioning system for men's underpants.. doctors at giessen university near frankfurt wanted to prove men are more fertile if their crotch is kept cool.. they say the system increased sperm production in men suffering from low counts.. head researcher andreas jung says: "we have known for a while that heat is not good for sperm production, or the health of the sperm produced.

  now we have proved it.".

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  Real funny Running Man

  We could get a whole line of those jokes going, but that might start another one of those "flame" wars...only this time it would be the guys against the gals. And for your info, if it came to that, we'd kick your asses! Right ladies?

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  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  We got kittens !!

  by Simon in

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  since our old cat died a few weeks before we moved house, liam has not stopped asking about it and telling us how much he'd like a cat.. i've just been out an got two 7 week old kittens... mainly white with tortoishell markings... they are adorable (i had to use all my manly tough powers to resist bringing all 5 home).

  the kids love them but i'm going to be very strict making sure they don't play with them... until i've finished

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  I'm no psychologist....and I don't even play one on T.V.

  But I have observed that people who prefer cats over dogs tend to have certain personality traits. I'm not saying they're better than dog lovers...just different. Dogs accept you unconditionally...they even love you if you beat them! (not that I'm suggesting that) but a cat you have to work for their affection. And they're so fiercely independent. I love it.

  Anyway, in my book, a man who liked cats was always a man who could park his shoes under my bed anytime. Woohoo!

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  In The Pursuit Of Cooler Nuts....

  by ISP in

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  wonder if this will catch on......... scientists rig up air conditioning system for underpants .

  german scientists have rigged up an air conditioning system for men's underpants.. doctors at giessen university near frankfurt wanted to prove men are more fertile if their crotch is kept cool.. they say the system increased sperm production in men suffering from low counts.. head researcher andreas jung says: "we have known for a while that heat is not good for sperm production, or the health of the sperm produced.

  now we have proved it.".

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  Hmmmm,

  Now if they could only come up with an underwear gadget that keeps women

  hot

  ....well, then you'd have something.

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!
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  Pre-Nuptial Agreement

  by think41self in

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  joke of the day:.

  pre-nuptial agreement.

  a secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown new york.

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  think41self

  Joke of the day:

  Pre-Nuptial Agreement
  A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.

  The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

  "I'll only marry you under three conditions."

  "Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

  "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

  Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

  The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

  "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

  The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

  The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

  "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10 inch penis."

  A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

  think41self

  Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!