hey, i'm a jedi now!!!!!!!!
i feel ever so much different than i did a few minutes ago!.
i just made my coffee move across the room by itself!
Woohoo April,
Of course the force is with you sweetie...you've had power over men since the day you were born.
Just make sure you use that light saber with wisdom and fairness...no spanking of unworthy ones. Xena is definitely a worthy one, so go ahead and hurt her.
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
... hi ho hi ho, it's not off to work we go.... well, i am redundant, or will be as of end april, when the two factories of my company shut-down and approx.
500 people get made redundant.. nil desperandum and all that... i don't see this as a disaster... if it had been announced in a month i would probably have just signed mortgage papers, and that, whilst still not a disaster would be a tad inconvenient!.
gizza job?.
That's it Ven!
(Dragging her off by her hair into the spanking room)
Sorry to hear that Abaddon, but you're right, better now than after you've bought a house!
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
Why yes Wendy, I have met DR. Feelgood...and let me tell you hun...
Ven, if you hang around Dana and I too much, well...you might lose all those desirable traits you picked up as a JW.
Tatiana...just say the check is in the mail and you can spank me anytime. Woohoo.
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
Awww Prisca
Hehehehe, I almost forgot about the time I hid in the bathroom when I knew Dana was coming home from school. She always headed straight to the bathroom when she got home, so I got a jacket and pulled it up over my head and hid behind the shower curtain.
Then she started to pee and I thought I would just open the shower curtain real fast without saying a word! But then I thought, oh shit, she's in the middle of peeing...what if she gets scared and jumps up and pees all over herself? So I was kind and I waited until she was done. You should have seen the look on her face. She just fell back against the wall and put her hand to her heart...but the look on her face...priceless.
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
How many of you would be willing to pay cold hard cash to see me and Dana have another go around?
As you know, my secret mission here on this board is to make money, so what the hell, I may as well have fun doing it.
And kicking my sister's ass is as good a way to do it as any other.
P.S. Clothing would be optional
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
For those of you who didn't see Dana's first response to my above post(which ended up in the wrong thread) here it is:
Re: Kind of Depressed, Looking for Someone to Talk Mar 7, 2002 22:57
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I'm ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! You posted it to the wrong thread! Oh god, that is so funny!
AND YES I REMEMBER THE DEODORANT!!!!!(How do you do a mad face on here?!) OUCH!!!!! Im surprised I was able to bear children!
I'm up for a fight anytime you are, sister dear...but I must warn you, I've learned a few dirty moves since I was 15
Dana
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
dear friends of reproductive freedom,.
george w bush and his right-wings friends are quietly pursuing their domestic agenda while the nations attention is focused on international terrorism.. bush's attacks on women's reproductive freedom continue.. examples;.
1. on his first day in the oval office,bush re-instated the global gag rule,which takes family planning funds from organizations that even mention the option of abortion to their patients,risking womens lives overseas.. 2. bush has promised to re-visit the food and drug administration's approval of ru-486.and anti-abortion forces in congress have already introduced a bill to limit it's availability.. 3. with the expected retirement of 3 supreme court justices ,including sandra day o'connor,who is often the critical swing vote on abortion rights issue,bush has made it clear that he will nominate the most adamant opponents of abortion and civil rights.. the bush administration is committed to strategies that limit life saving stem cell research,criminalize abortion providers,reduce the availability of birth control and deny funding of health reproduction education in the schools.. what better way to take on the christian coalition and ultra-right leaders and movements,than to use your voice to speak up now!!.
Ok Rhett....
You're still avoiding answering the most difficult question. In the above scenario, the 12 year old is your daughter and the doctor tells you that she will die if she tries to carry a baby to term. What is so hard to understand about that? These kind of medical problems happen every day. So what's your answer?
Let your daughter die to save the baby?
We're waiting.
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
tallyman has seen fit to make an unprovoked attack on me and my book, "the game rules for life.
what do i say in response?
"hey look honey, another attack on me from someone who doesn't have a clue about me...yawn.".
Dana
I think I have computer deeminz, I hit the enter key and lost the post...then I brought it back up...I swear I was still in your thread, then hit the reply button and it took me to this thread.
Must be those magnetic waves or something.
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
Jesus H Christ...
My computer is having a nuclear meltdown...it's taking lines from one post and adding them to another...I accidentally hit my enter key and it posted my reply to Dana on another thread. [8>]
Someone's out to get me!
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
Woohoo!
May I request that all of you...in your grand meanness...
OOOOOOH, IT HURTS SOOOOO GOOOOOOD
think41self
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!
