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  A little Hobbit humor.....

  by closer2fine in

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  http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp .

  closer .

  solid stone is just sand and water, baby.

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  Orangeblossom Bulge of Hobbiton

  Orangeblossoms smell loverly, so I like my Hobbit name too. Thanks Closer.

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Ozzie's Weekend Poll

  by ozziepost in

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  well, it's sunday and we've done reading the sunday papers, so thought it might be nice to poll the worldwide community on some important issues.

  no, it's not meant to be fluff, i'm serious in inviting opinions from exdubs in many places, so please respond.

  this week i've chosen the question especially for the large worldwide da/df community: what is the main reason for you not wanting to return?.

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  What keeps me from going back?

  #'s 2, 4 & 6.

  As for the other, my doubts about the WT's teachings, then doubts about ALL religious teachings, led me to do research on a lot of religions and the bible in particular. Reading "The Age of Reason" by Thomas Paine convinced me that the bible was a book, just that, nothing more.

  Of course, the shunning that's been done since by my "loving family" certainly doesn't encourage me to go back. At one point in my life, I may have considered doing it just to keep in touch with them, but now I don"t even want that.

  That doesn't mean I disparage others beliefs, and I have had stimulating conversations with current Bible believers. We can agree that to live your life in such a way that you try not to harm others, and give something back to the world, is a good way for us to sum up our current belief systems.

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Hey Gang, What's Your Fav Flavor of Lollipop?

  by Tallyman in

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  really, this is an important .

  what is everyone's favorite flavor of lollipop?.

  mine is strawberry!.

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  Tallywhacker

  Watching you reminds me of going to the zoo.

  Specifically, the monkey cages.

  They're entertaining to watch for a while. You know, the way they jump around, scratch themselves, screech at people. But after a short time, the screeching gets on your nerves. And they seem to be mean spirited too. First they seem to content to amuse people with their antics...then they get bored or whatever and start picking up their own feces and flinging it around. Most intelligent people will move on when that happens, lest they fling some of their shit on you.

  So au revoir Tallywhacker, you can continue to fling shit on others if you like, and as long as Simon allows it.

  Too bad, at least in the case of the monkeys, when they're at rest they look almost human. Can't say the same for you.

  think41self

  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Hey Gang, What's Your Fav Flavor of Lollipop?

  by Tallyman in

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  really, this is an important .

  what is everyone's favorite flavor of lollipop?.

  mine is strawberry!.

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  LOLOL Joel

  Now that I thinK about it, you could be right.

  Do you thinK he knows how to spell hypoKrite? Constantly espousing his Kristianity, yet never displaying any Kristlike qualities.

  Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Hey Gang, What's Your Fav Flavor of Lollipop?

  by Tallyman in

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  really, this is an important .

  what is everyone's favorite flavor of lollipop?.

  mine is strawberry!.

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  And as far as you and Skally go....

  Hey, did you think you could run around attacking people, spewing hate and intolerance...and some of it would never return to you?

  What happened to your Kristian principles? You know, some of those Biblical "morals"? Like, Whatever a man is sowing this he will also reap?

  Don't like it? Then it's time to change your ways. Either that, or sit back and enjoy the fruitage of your work.

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Hey Gang, What's Your Fav Flavor of Lollipop?

  by Tallyman in

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  really, this is an important .

  what is everyone's favorite flavor of lollipop?.

  mine is strawberry!.

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  Methinks Tallywhacker has spent toooooo much time doing it to himself. Check this out!

  http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1154

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Hey Gang, What's Your Fav Flavor of Lollipop?

  by Tallyman in

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  really, this is an important .

  what is everyone's favorite flavor of lollipop?.

  mine is strawberry!.

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  LOL Gravedancer!

  Can we find the company that makes these? I wonder if they would do a special order for someone?

  I think it would make a great gift idea to order a box of

  TALLYWHACKER

  lolli's and send them out to people. I know a few who would get a kick out of biting the heads off 'em...but I'm sure Skally would just start licking the feet and wouldn't be able to stop.

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  A Blonde Joke.......(I couldn't help myself)

  by closer2fine in

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  a blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

  she mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

  it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

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  That was a good one. Good thing she was at Wal Mart and not K Mart

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  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Freshly Poached........

  by Englishman in

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  .....from kent's site, this is unbelievable!.

  http://www.covenanteyes.com/.

  englishman..

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  Unbelievable is right Eman.

  But at the same time, remembering the normal JW mentality, I can see where this kind of "accountability" would appeal to some, and seem like a good idea. After all, they are constantly bombarded with thoughts of how evil the world is, and how they (as such imperfect sinners who constantly fall short of the mark of perfection) need help to resist the temptations of their own sinful flesh.

  And you can imagine how the control freak guys would get hard ons just thinking about being able to invade someone's personal life in this manner.

  think41self

  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  Happy BDay to Newbie JuliG's Stepson

  by LDH in

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  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=25557&site=3 .

  welcome, julig.. your comments on fred's thread were wonderful, i'm so glad he had you and his dad in his life to give him some normalcy.. happy 25th b'day julig's stepson!!!.

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  Hi Julie, and give your stepson a big old

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  from all of us.

  think41self

  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome