Just when I thought I might get to retire early... Along comes Elder Larc and his miraculous post.
Well, Larc I guess our work here is not yet over. I'm not worried over the "Month" thing. I'm sure the flock will allow us to run over if necessary. As for sister Red, she sure does liven up the dicussions. If she wants to be Goddess next month, well; what's the harm? Remember, any member of our happy, little flock can send us new light. Speaking of which, I have more from the most holy Weekly World News:
GLENARDEN, Md.-- After you've tried unsuccessfully to lose weight with low-fat diets, low-carb diets, calorie-restricted diets and back-breaking exercise, what's left?
"Prayer," says Thea Wilson, and she ought to know-- her miracle diet has helped thousands of fat folks shed unwanted flab by calling on God for help!
Wilson harnesses the power of religion to teach chronically overweight students how to surrender their will to the Lord and get Him on their side in the battle of the bulge. The weight- loss program she uses is called the Weigh Down Diet, and it works!
"Most people have tried everything else," says Wilson, who discovered the diet in 1996 and slimmed down from a size 22 to a size 6 in a matter of months. "But you have to try God. He is the only thing that can fill the void."
Since the Weigh Down program was founded by Gwen Shamblin in 1986, thousands of hefty Christians have lost weight-- and kept it off. To be successful, dieters are taught the key to success: They must cut their meals in half and focus the other half on God and prayer.
The program uses principles set down in the Bible, Wilson says. Here's how it works:
DON'T MAKE A GOD OF FOOD:
"First of all, we take a look at what the Bible says about our right relationship to food and to God," Wilson says. "One of the Ten Commandments is 'Thou shall have no other gods before me.' But so many of us do. We make gods of money, sex, clothes, the compliments of others-- and of course food.
"So we begin by reading passages from the Bible like Ezekial 16:49, Proverbs 23 and Colossians 2:20-23 to help us understand that God wants us to enjoy food but NOT to make it a god."
LEARN TO KNOW HUNGER:
Dieters are put on a prolonged fast to experience the difference between "mouth hunger" and real hunger.
"When we've spent years using food as a source of comfort, happiness and excitement, we can think we're hungry when we're really not. We call this illusion 'mouth hunger.' The fast allows us to feel what it's like when the body actually wants nutrition. Real hunger is a feeling many Americans have never known."
EAT ANYTHING-- BUT ONLY TO SATISFY HUNGER:
"Once dieters learn to recognize real hunger, they're told they may eat anything they want to-- but only enough to satisfy real hunger." Dieters are told that the minute hunger is gone, they should stop eating and leave the table.
USE PRAYER TO CONQUER TEMPTATION:
"When we're tempted to overeat, we stop before reaching for food and we pray, asking God to deliver us from the temptation."
ONCE THIN, ASK GOD FOR HELP TO STAY THAT WAY:
"We maintain our new relationship with food by confession (admitting our past failures), praise (acknowledging that God does for us what we can't do for ourselves) and insight (reading the Bible to learn more about God's will)."
Wilson and her colleagues believe their diet is easy to stick to because the Man Upstairs makes it easy.
"God knows what you ate," Wilson says. "You cannot hide from God.
"But He is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him. Ain't no pork chop He can't conquer."
Lean On Brothers & Sisters