Well welcome back girl! Mi casa es su casa... seriously, you know this place is full of great people and not so great lol Your story is so similar and unique at the same time, I'm happy that you have escaped and now enjoying life at a young age.
Things in the WT/JW whacky world is just whacky! the GB fired Satan as Gog of Magog character since people needed a new villain. We now have new and upgraded bibles because Christendom has easier bibles to understand. We now preach but don't preach, since we stand next to singing carts acting as a Greek statues, minus the straight face because our faces reflects pure boredom. The GB is auditioning for the next JW News network, but so far Fox News is still ahead in the Nielsen Ratings. In the meantime congregations are getting fleeced for more and more money, child abused victims are getting paid but you did not hear that from us! GB says...
Jdubs continue to push literature sprinkled with doomsday ingredients and kids and old farts are enjoying iPads and iPhones during the meetings, ah the blessings from mr. big J himself! We are all happyfied! Speaking of happy, bethel kids are all Happy @ Bethel now. Rock on Pharrell since Michael Jackson was demon possessed.
That's the way the cookie crumbles!