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  Moronic invitation from the WTS!

  by TR in

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  2. friends

  any one been to the dialectizer website?

  it's a riot!

  i copied the "invitation" from the wts's website, dialectized it, and copied it here for your reading enjoyment.. invitation "moronized":.

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  Same thing in "redneck".

  Our invitashun t'yo' We haf enjoyed talkin' t'yo' through th' pages of this hyar brochure. We hope thet yo' haf enjoyed larnin' mo'e about Jehovah's Witnesses. Please accepp our invitashun t'viset us at our local Kin'dom Hall, ah reckon. See how our meetin's is conducked, cuss it all t' tarnation. See how we indeavo' t'share wif others th' fine noos of a pareedise earth unner Jedt's Kin'dom, dawgone it. God has promised it. "Thar is noo hevvins an' a noo earth thet we is awaitin' acco'din' t'his promise, an' in these righteousness is t'dfine." (2 Peter 3:13) Nineteen centuries haf passed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' waitin' period approaches its ind, cuss it all t' tarnation. Wo'ld corndishuns signify this. Th' fu'fillment of Jesus' promise draws near: "As these thin's start t'occur, raise yournelves ereck an' lif' yer haids up, on account o' yer delivahance is gittin' near."—Luke 21:28. "As yo' behold th' day drawin' near," th' apostle Ebenezer said, "consider one t'other t'incite t'love an' fine wawks, not fo'sakin' th' gatherin' of ourselves togither." (Hebrews 10:24, 25) Our invitashun t'yo' is, Heed Ebenezer's advice by assemblin' wif us. Copyright © 2000 Watch Tower Bible an' Track Society of Pennsylvania. All rights resarved, cuss it all t' tarnation.

  TR
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  Moronic invitation from the WTS!

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  any one been to the dialectizer website?

  it's a riot!

  i copied the "invitation" from the wts's website, dialectized it, and copied it here for your reading enjoyment.. invitation "moronized":.

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  TR

  Any one been to the dialectizer website? It's a riot! I copied the "invitation" from the WTS's website, dialectized it, and copied it here for your reading enjoyment.

  Invitation "moronized":

  Our inbitashun t' you Webuh habe endgoyid talkigg t' you drough de pages of dis brochure. Gawlly!Webuh hope dat you habe endgoyid learnigg more bou' Dgehobah's Witnesses. Please accept our inbitashun t' bisit us at our local Kiggdom Hall. See duh, how our meetiggs are conbucked. See duh, how webuh endeabor t' share wid odehs de good news of a paradise eard undeh Christ's Kiggdom. God has promisid it. "Dehe are new heens 'n a new eard dat webuh are awaitigg accordigg t' his promise, uh uh uh, 'n in dese riteeousness is t' dwebuhll." (2 Peteh 3:13) Nineteen centuries habe passed. De waitigg pehiod approaches its end. World conbishuns signify dis. De fulfillmin of Dgesus' promise draws near: "As dese diggs start t' occur, raise yourselbes eheck 'n liff your gords up, cuz your delibehass is gettigg near."—Luke 21:28. "As you behold the, uhhh, day drawigg near," de apostle Paul said, uh uh uh uh, "consideh one anodeh t' incite t' lobe 'n fine works, duuhhhh, not f'sakigg de gadehigg of ourselbes togedeh." (Hebrews 10:24, 25) Our inbitashun t' you is, duuhhhh, Heid Paul's adbice by assembligg wid us. Copyrite © 2000 Watch Towebuhr Biggle 'n Track Society of Pennsylbania. All rites resehbed.

  TR
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  Who's to blame?

  by ozziepost in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when viv mouritz , former branch coordinator in australia, addressed the special meeting of sydney and surrounding area congregations at the superdome last weekend, he blamed the young witnesses who were leaving "the truth" for the drop in numbers in australia.. at the service meeting this week in one sydney congregation it was announced by a bethel elder that the elders have been told (as if they didn't know already!

  ) that 2,000 have left "the truth" in the past two years in australia.

  this typical congregation of 120 publishers has lost 19 inactive since 1999.. the march 2001 issue of kingdom ministry (australian edition) gives the number of publishers for december as 58,426, pioneers 3,315 and 19 baptized.. in dec '98 there were 58,706 pubs,and in dec '99 there were 58,000.. with 1,600-1,800 being baptized each year, there is indeeed a 2,000 shortfall.. so, who's to blame?

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  larc,

  I don't believe that MDS has ever shown a personal interest in anyone on this board. He's all wrapped up in portraying his "lost goat" act. His like an automoton that keeps spitting out interpretations of his own brand of biblical understanding.

  Prove me wrong, MDS. We want to know that you care! We want to see the LOVE, man! The LOVE! Show me the LOVE!

  TR
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  The 'Generation' is BACK!

  by nicolaou in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the following is copied directly from the society's official website.

  for any here who are familiar with the change in understanding of the 1914 generation, it may seem quite shocking.. the society put this information on their site *after* the change in understanding and have kept it there for the past five years!.

  begin quote.

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  larc,

  I've been running the microphones at the meetings for 120 years. I know you're talkin' 'bout. Man, you should've seen brother Russell. He would grab the mic on my way to give it to someone else, and just ramble on about pyramids. Wassup with the pyramids anyway?

  TR
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  JW Hate Mail!

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i received this email today.

  obviously someone can`t come to terms with the fact that so called "apostates" have a better life and better morals than jw`s!

  subj: how dare you .

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  Englishman,

  I think SWAG means; Strong, Witty, Absolute Genius. My interpretation, anyway.

  TR
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  Hate mail from JW

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is an email i just received.

  i feel like posting the senders name and email, but i'll refrain for now.. you are a coward like all of you on that 'jw' board you cant say these things .

  when we talk to you cause you dont want to hear the truth................you .

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  Thirdson,

  yeah, that was me. I was kind of angry back then, wasn't I? BUT, I never sent angry email, that I can remember, anyway.

  TR
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  Hate mail from JW

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is an email i just received.

  i feel like posting the senders name and email, but i'll refrain for now.. you are a coward like all of you on that 'jw' board you cant say these things .

  when we talk to you cause you dont want to hear the truth................you .

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  lol!

  Hey brit,

  He needs to work on his timing with all of those pauses.

  Timing: W

  TR

  Edited by - TR on 22 February 2001 23:10:13
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  Hate mail from JW

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is an email i just received.

  i feel like posting the senders name and email, but i'll refrain for now.. you are a coward like all of you on that 'jw' board you cant say these things .

  when we talk to you cause you dont want to hear the truth................you .

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  TR

  This is an email I just received. I feel like posting the senders name and email, but I'll refrain for now.

  you are a coward like all OF YOU ON THAT 'jw' board you cant say these things
  when we talk to you cause you dont want to HEAR the truth................you
  just cower in the dark like a true apostate of the first century
  christians..........i'm mailing all of you cause you are like sheep without a
  shepherd...............who created the world??? does he not now best for
  you????? you utter complete waste of space continue to rot in your mire until
  you realise what the brothers have tried to do for you an jah
  .........................u..........r..............a.................disgrace
  you are filthy.........i am so glad that i have the truth to protect me from
  you bone idol layabouts with nothing better to do than chat bare WET to each
  other you are children............. no you are animals with no capacity to
  expand.......but it need not be like this
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  Celebrity Death Match?????

  by VeniceIT in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was chatting with a friend!

  and got a great idea!!!

  how about a reenactment, of the gb vs apostate!

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  TR

  Why, my young slave...er, fellow witness, being of the GB and anointed, I need not tell you that I'm too lofty to engage in such trivia. However, I'll humor you. Let me change my "depends", and I'll be right back.....

  ...OK! I've changed, taken my geritol, just OK'd the lastest WT article...Let's GO! Come on you filthy demon-possessed apostates, I've got 120 years of man-made...er, Jehovah's direction behind me!

  TR- aka Milton-"Geriatrica"- Henschell
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  The letter that started it all, 12-31-00

  by silentlambs in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  12-31-00. watchtower.

  25 columbia heights.

  brooklyn, ny 11201. dear brothers,.

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  These directives make the Watchtower organization a pedophile paradise, where children can be freely molested, as long as there is not substantial evidence or two witnesses to the same event, pedophiles are protected by Watchtower policy which is enforced by the Body of Elders.

  Looks like "God's Organization" is more interested in saving face than protecting the best interests of children.

  TR