I would say to a JW - then you're part of Jehovah's Disorganization!
TresHappy
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This is just sad
by Elsewhere indoesn't this guy know that history will remember him for his pathetic attempts at lying?.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2924129.stmtext: 'victory over america'.
iraq's information minister, mohammed saeed sahaf, has denied us troops are in baghdad.
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TresHappy
Yes Nina, we are in a paradise. I am having lunch with my pet tiger...he ate right out of my hands...instead of eating my hands.
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Do You Think That You're A Little Bit Crazy???
by minimus ini spent the week with a few people, 2 jw's and their 2 non-believing husbands.
a few different situations arose that suggested to me that some of these people are a little bit crazy.
now, i'm not talking about certifiably crazy,i'm talking about just a little bit nuts.
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TresHappy
I like being a bit crazy - people tend to leave you alone.
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WHAT THE HAIL IS GOING ON?
by wednesday inwell, dallas and surrounding areas have been hit again , just a few minutes go with hail.
last night it was very severe, accompanied by roatating winds.
we actually took shelter.
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TresHappy
Where we were, lots of small hail and horrible sounding noises coming from the roof. But nothing major. I hate hail storms, that one in May 1995 tops the list!
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I took Communion today..........
by Dawn in.
it felt very weird not passing the plate on empty handed - almost like those dreams where you are in school and realize you have forgotten your clothes
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TresHappy
Isn't it great not to watch the wine and bread go by...welcome to the family!
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ROLL CALL!!!!! How many people are on this forum?
by NaruNaruChan ini'm so curious!
if you see this, sign your name and your location if you want, cuz i wanna know how many people actively view this!
^_^
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TresHappy
Tres Happy raises her hand in Dallas, Texas
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Demi Does..............Japan?
by Englishman inhave you ever wondered how the super stars manage to supplement their meagre incomes?.
well, all is revealed here!.
they go to japan and make tv ads exclusively for our oriental cousins.
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TresHappy
Lots of stars who won't do commercials get paid a ton of money. Paul Newman even did a commercial over there....
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North America: Tonight, Advance Your Clocks 1 Hour
by RAYZORBLADE injust a reminder, in case you forget, or perhaps did not know, tonight, if you live in north america, you advance your clock: + 1 hour
so...you lose one hour sleep.
here, we change the clock at 3:00 a.m., but of course, change it maybe before you go to bed, or when you wake up tomorrow morning.
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TresHappy
Spring forward, fall back.. here again already? Be sure and check your smoke alarm batteries also!
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Boss comes to aid of shunned worker
by WTLies inon my wife's job, she is one of about 10 jw's employed there.
recently one of them found out the assistant manager (who never told anyone she was ever a jw) was raised a jw and has been disfellowshipped for the last 10 years.
needless to say this news spread quickly amongst the jw's there, and of course they all started shunning this person.
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TresHappy
I haven't heard this happening before, but I know of many people who took jobs where there were many Witnesses. I knew a lady who took the job thinking it would be less stressful than her previous employer. She couldn't believe how the elder JW boss treated his employees. He was rude and berated people in front of others and then put on his Kingdom Hall face on Sundays, where he was nice. She quickly realized what a bunch of crap it was and soon left her oh so theocratic job...
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What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?
by minimus ini was reading in the religion page of the newspaper today that the mormons are enjoying romance novels in which descriptions of the characters' sex lives are limited to little more the first kiss--- that could happen after they are engaged to be married........any ideas of what a jw romance novel might be like?
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TresHappy
Wednesday rolled around quickly and morning service was underway. Hilary waited impatiently for “him” to arrive, hoping he’d get there in time for service and maybe might even buy her coffee, which was a sure sign he liked her. Doors opened and closed at the Kingdom Hall and Hilary peeked and after all the old ladies and retirees walked in, there he was at the door, book bag in hand, and a smile as big as the biceps under his shirt (oops lustful thoughts…stop it Hilary…it could lead to fornication and disfellowshipping.) David sat right behind Hilary and managed a quick wave. The conductor was doing the morning text but Hilary only heard blah blah blah… After the conductor finally finished, Hilary met David at the Kingdom Hall foyer and said, “Are we ready for service?” David replied, “I’m ready for you, I mean service…” Hilary kind of looked perplexed at such a response. Did he want me, did he want me in service, or did he just want service? Hilary quickly forgot the exchange, and got in the car group for service. Hilary and David managed to sit next to each other, but with bucket seats and other people in the car, nothing lascivious could happen. As the car group made it’s way to the neighborhood, Hilary and David dazed at each other before one pioneer sister spoke up and broke up the mesmerizing session. “So David, please tell us about yourself.” David stammered a response of how all his family was in the truth; he was the eldest of 3 boys and had recently moved to the area. So as pioneer sister was satisfied, another sister started to give him the third degree. “David, we hope you enjoy it here in the area, what have you seen so far?” David knew that the answer of “Hilary and that’s about it” would go over like a Christmas party at the Kingdom Hall, so he managed a response of “not much” and once the third degree was over, he managed to look at Hilary and slightly wink at her before the car group came to the neighborhood. As she approached the first door “He likes me, he really likes me, a wink at me, a sure sign I know it is…never mind buying me coffee, I know he really likes me!”