yeah, it true, there was a flood!... my freakin dishwasher made a hell of a mess!
where does this guy get his drugs?
(by the way, this is old news, everybody has been to turkey looking for the ark.)
RandomNoise
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/12/11/noahs-biblical-flood-actually-happened-says-famed-archeologist-who-found-the-titanic/ .
"the story of noah's ark and its associated flood continues to be retold to children and studied by theologians, alike.
while some dismiss it as a mere fable, others believe wholeheartedly that the event literally unfolded, with a massive down-pouring of water ravaging the earth at god's command.
yeah, it true, there was a flood!... my freakin dishwasher made a hell of a mess!
where does this guy get his drugs?
(by the way, this is old news, everybody has been to turkey looking for the ark.)
RandomNoise
if the bible is really a very intricate hoax, what is the objective?.
i've read some theories that it has been used to succesfully make a 'business' of religion.. is this really it?
to make money?.
cptkirk... my granny told me that when i was a baby i was put in a trough on top of an afternoons' worth of grape harvest in ?cart? which was being pulled by a yellow cow with another behind cow behind doing the same... cars passed by and the cow was startled, i fell from about 3 meters high and was ran over by the cow behind me and the ?cart? being pulled by it... luckily, when i fell the trough fell over me protecting me from being run over literally but i still fell from 3 meters... according to granny i wasnt crying and didnt suffer and bodily harm, 28 years later im a little stuborn but i think my brain didnt suffer anything as well...
TRUE STORY
what am i getting at you may ask?...were you dropped as a child or fall down the stairs cause im sure im not the only one that has no shadow of a doubt that telepathy, phychic events, and all derivatives are ?carts? full of s#i+... im just saying, dont go to a psycholgist/psy chiatrist and start saying things like that, you might not be allowed to leave.
anyways, on the topic at hand, The Bible, if it where published today for the first time, im pretty sure it be NY Times best seller... im my opinion, at best its a mediocre romance.
RandomNoise
...anyways...
maybe it's because it's late and i feel restless, or maybe i've had an epiphany, whatever it is i feel like this is probably one of the most important questions i may make in all my life.. lol.. maybe...
if i were to write.. no, that would take too long, copy and paste, everything on paper that i could remember i'm confident that i could dig a hole 3x3x3 and bury that lame attempt to explain the universe... it's primitive and lacks evidence in every angle to prove anything that it claims..
we are talking about an omnieverything, what need does he or she have in turning a book into something that needs to be studied for a lifetime? what more can be studied from a book with a couple thousand pages? how the hell is this supposed to realize ones life?
so my super enlightining question is why do i (we) waste our time with this?
what am i doing on this site even wasting my time to waste time on asking a question about wasting my time on this subject?
ah hell! im going to sleep, i got things much more important to do tommorow and this includes drinking a hot cup of coffee with bread and butter!
RandomNoise
update from an elder:.
you cannot be a witness if you grow pot.
they say the fed government on growing squashes state law or iniatives.
besides the physical, phychological and social benifits, there are some strains that make just beautiful plants. personally i'd prefer marijuana decorating my garden than roses and tulips...
i can definately see a teenager breaking off a bud out of my garden to help woo his valentine on a hot summer night, if it works maybe i'll be invited to the wedding... that thought just made me smile
on another forum:.
with the flood at about 4,500 years ago, it needs less than 0.5% per year growth.
i think today's rate is about 1.7%.
950 year life span?!
if you believe that shame on you!
4500 years since a world wide flood?!
shame on you.
why do people waste there precious (real) life span with the crap creationists say.
THEY PUT US LIVING WITH DINOSAURS!! geeze. wake up and smell the bullshit!
RandomNoise
christianity:.
you get struck on the cheek and you pony up for the other slap.. you pray for the enemy who wants you face down in the mud with his heel on your neck.. you get treated like pond scum but you force a smile and forgive.. .
if you are abused?
thank god i dont believe in god.
... i guess it gives a decent bed time story...?
RandomNoise
what is the study of the bible?
do you go into it knowing its the direct word of god or are you... this is somewhat confusing to me, how can someone who believes it is the literal word of god critically study the bible?.
im atheist and unconvertable but i like to talk about the bible.
... well this is how im taking this study... not serious at all, cause its as if i was making an in depth analysis of the peter pan fairy tale.
i actually feel embarrassed of what i do during that hour +. even worse i feel embarrassed for the "teacher", and its true St. George, how can i unprove something that itself cant be proven?
so what makes me continue feeding this "teachers" hope? nothing, im actually feeding my own hope that "teacher" will one day say something like, "i dont know but ill ask an elder to clarify...", and hope i bent the mental bars gaurding "teachers" free thought.
meh.
bottom line is that i believe there is nothing in the bible to study.
RandomNoise
what is the study of the bible?
do you go into it knowing its the direct word of god or are you... this is somewhat confusing to me, how can someone who believes it is the literal word of god critically study the bible?.
im atheist and unconvertable but i like to talk about the bible.
what is the study of the bible? do you go into it knowing its the direct word of god or are you... this is somewhat confusing to me, how can someone who believes it is the literal word of god critically study the bible?
im atheist and unconvertable but i like to talk about the bible. i excepted a "study" and im not sure who should be teaching who. ill give an example...
i was asked if i knew about the creation story and i said yes but that i have a hard time making any sense out of it. the "teacher" was curious so i only pointed out 1 problem. how can we have night and day on the 1st day if the sun and stars are only created on the 4th?.. my "teacher" tried to convince me of the craziest physics i have ever heard and i debunked the whole "theory" and "teacher" had the goddam effrontery to say that "i need to understand the basics", i was pretty close to telling the "teacher" to fuck off, but kept it to myself. and "teacher" went home red, probably riled with my understanding of things.
am i wrong when i think that just by that single conversation we are way beyond the basics? and what the hell does that mean anyways? what useful point of view am i going to get out of this person? what kind of critical thinking is this person using, cause "teacher" never put in question what "teacher" was saying.
i dont know if my initial question is being understood...?
RandomNoise
well, it seems like i am going to ruin the domination of raypublishers' topic at this section of the board.
:d. now back to the topic.
the last month i was trying to get "closer" to my classmates and to the others from my highschool.
... i forgot to mention that you should always keep a fresh bag of cookies.
nothing attracts the ladies like a fresh bag of cookies.
RandomNoise