you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!
the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems that Mark Sanderson didn't mention the 'faithful and discreet slave' at all in his talk, instead it was all 'the governing body has decided'..?
If that's so, I have some ideas what it's the start of laying the foundations for.
many are talking on whatsapp about what to wear.
sisters wearing slacks and brothers wearing all sorts of different tops.
'use vegetable oil and soft margarine in place of animal fat,'.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/101997444?q=vegetable+oil&p=par.
'when possible, cook with unsaturated vegetable oils.'.
I reckon Mark Sanderson is one of the 'apex predators' of the 'food pyramid'.
Drink up your corn syrup and one day you, too, could look like that.
yeah, so first the female armorer has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and will get up to 18 months jail time.. now it's that soppy sod baldwin's turn in court.. i hope he's held properly to account - he was the film's producer after all..
in my studies, i have concluded that year 530 bc was when the destruction of jerusalem occurred and the temple destroyed.
i had determined this prior to investigation of vat4956.
i had already found that the jubilees, sabbaticals, courses of the priests, and chronology attested to this.
The mathematics should be presented in pyramid inches to give a true picture of the worth of this theory.
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1ap8kcp/robert_hendricks_removed robert hendricks removed?.
any info would be appreciated..
Is it too early to start a 'who's next' discussion?
anyone know a witness with trimethylmaneria (tmau) or fecal body odor?
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The faecal smell syndrome may be something called Intestinal metabolic bromhidrosis syndrome (IMBS)
I went to school with a boy who may have had this; he certainly had a pretty foul stench for which no explanation was ever forthcoming.Poor guy!
please, please ignore all the scientific impossibilities here, that's not what this topic is about.. let's make the assumption as many christians do that the bible is historically accurate.
the noachian flood actually happened a little less than 4,500 years ago after which eight adults stepped off the ark to repopulate the planet.. that means that approximately 60 million lives had been snuffed out, a holocaust by anyone's estimation.
as if that isn't horrific enough just think about the babies, toddlers and young children god killed.. he drowned all of them, every single one.
I think the answer to those who would take Genesis literally, and then raise questions about God's motives or judgement, is found in Job 38:4, words to the effect that maybe the Almighty God of the universe knows more about it than you.
i've seen people say something along the lines that the authorities would like to/have been trying to subpoena (members of) the gb (in csa cases).
my question is: why don't they?
if the gb are issuing orders to cover up evidence in csa cases, and otherwise interfere in justice being served in those cases, then they are accessories before (and after) the fact, and theoretically can be arrested and charged as such.
This is arguably why Jehovah's organisation is such a tangle of legal entities.
Jesus: Be as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves
Watchtower: We need to be as slippery as eels.
Jesus: There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed
Watchtower: We need to buy a shredder. A cross-cut one.
todays watchtower is very interesting on many levels.
they know that millions are disappointed.. https://www.jw.org/finder?srcid=jwlshare&wtlocale=e&prefer=lang&docid=2023681.
i also found it interesting they talk about brother fred franz and show his picture.
'Telling you before they tell you'.
As I understand it, the important and most disappointing 'new light' from the 2023 annual meeting is going to be in the May 2024 watchtower.
Hence this gentle warning that we don't expect to be feeling any disappointment any time soon. No, not us!
