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  Welcome...to Witness Island! Almost all Witnesses!

  by Witness 007 in

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  guadelope an island near brazil has 1 in 49 people are witnesses.

  403,000 population 8,300 witnesses!

  the main language is french and cereol.

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  User99

  Yes, Guadeloupe has about 39 out of those same 49 being Roman Catholic. So at least 40 of every 49 people on that island belong to a religion that has pedophilia issues!
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  2018-05-18-BOE--Instructions For Circuit Accounting!

  by Atlantis in

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  2. bible

  2018-05-18-s-331-e-boeinstructions for circuit accounting6-pageshttps://we.tl/lm1hgyqxe3atlantis!.

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  Stephane,

  Yes, transparency is one of my main concerns. I spoke with someone who handles these donations in the Southern US and he told me that my understanding of how donations are handled is wrong. So my reading this document gives me more information than someone who is actually handling the funds. The Society is misleading in yet another area.
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  2018-05-18-BOE--Instructions For Circuit Accounting!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  2018-05-18-s-331-e-boeinstructions for circuit accounting6-pageshttps://we.tl/lm1hgyqxe3atlantis!.

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  Thank you!

  So the per publisher contributions are a built in donation of about $10 US or so per attendee?

  Another point that I found interesting is that they actually had to mention not feeling obliged to replace the furniture and appliances in the CO apartment every time another circuit overseer comes in.

  And another noteworthy item for me was in reference to the contribution boxes. They stated not to put contribution boxes in close proximity, to avoid giving the impression that money was very important to them. And they also state that the boxes should be strategically placed.

  And one more thing. Circuit funds are encouraged to be sent to the society, even as an interest-free loan. I wonder how easy it would be to get that returned to the circuit in time of need.
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  What is the strangest book or craziest book the JWs have ever printed?

  by blownaway in

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  what do you think the crazies or strangest book they ever printed is?.

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  That reminds me of the 2 apostate books - Treasoning from the Scriptures, and Unsure of All Things. (Alright, that was an old joke.)
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  Has the Great Tribulation Already started?

  by The Fall Guy in

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  w55 10/15 p. 623 par.

  w56 12/15 p. 755 par.

  w56 2/15 p. 119 par.

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  Overlapping tribulations?? "Perhaps"!
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  Mormons baptize Holocaust victims and D. Trump grandparents..

  by James Mixon in

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  yes the associated press..mormons are posthumously baptizing holocaust victim as well as grandparents of public figures like d. trump, hillary clinton and steve spielberg..i wonder what holocaust victims will think, surprise you are a mormon...i think i will send a request to mormon's headquarter to check to see if c.t russell and any of the past dead gb members were baptized, and make it known to jw community.. it would hilarious to see their (jw) expression, "you know russell was a baptized mormon.....

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  Only if they can count their time.
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  Deceptive comments or lies that you have heard from platform or brothers & sisters?

  by Farmer Jim1 in

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  ok, so what are the most deceptive comments that you have heard from your experience in congregations?.

  my top three are;.

  1) service overseer during the ’ how did we do?’ annual talk, twisted the figures to such an extent that it looked like the congregations ministry was in tip-top shape.

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  @cha ching,

  They actually made up that excuse about apostates to get buy-in for the great KH takeover? Wow, that's crazy!
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  Rock band titles from JW history / culture

  by sir82 in

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  2. friends

  on another thread, undercover suggested "adam and the dinosaurs".. i came up with these:.

  green bible dinosaurs.

  jezebel and the fornicators.

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  User99

  Forgot the new band out of Australia:

  A.R.C. and the Kangaroo Court
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  Rock band titles from JW history / culture

  by sir82 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  on another thread, undercover suggested "adam and the dinosaurs".. i came up with these:.

  green bible dinosaurs.

  jezebel and the fornicators.

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  User99

  Okay, some of these are really good!

  I can add some random thoughts...

  GB & the Prophets

  GB & the Profits

  Twisted Sister(S and Brothers)

  Sister (and Brother) Christian
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  November 13, 2017 TO ALL BOE IN THE US Re: Making the Best Use of Our Kingdom Halls

  by wifibandit in

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  november 13, 2017 to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory re: making the best use of our kingdom halls.

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  User99

  I'm inclined to believe that the overall picture involves creating a problem, and then creating a solution for it, taking credit for a master plan that forces all faithful meeting attendees to do (once again) whatever they're told. Here are my thoughts as to how this could happen:

  Future problem - distance to attend meetings (self-inflicted by GB of course)

  Future solution - more, maybe some day all, meetings to be attended at home, through jw-org site.

  Benefits:

  * Reduced travel time and expense

  * Ability to pause meeting due to household interruptions, so that none of the meeting is missed

  * Ability to replay meetings in case you needed to replay that New Light, which didn't make sense the first several times you heard it

  * (List additional benefits with vague scriptural reference here)