A blonde is driving down the road in the country and sees another blonde in a little row boat out in a plowed field pulling on the oars for all she is worth. She pulls off the road and parks, goes over to the fence and yells to the blonde, "What in the world are you doing?" The blonde in the boat yells back, "Can't you see? I am rowing this boat across this field!" First blonde replies, "That's a bunch of foolishness. It's doing things like that, that give us blondes a bad reputation. And if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
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best blonde joke ever
by JeffT inmy wife (a blonde) told this one to our son and i yesterday, knowing we'd find it really funny.. .
a blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
the blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
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best blonde joke ever
by JeffT inmy wife (a blonde) told this one to our son and i yesterday, knowing we'd find it really funny.. .
a blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
the blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
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A blonde walks into a bar, she is all smiles and tells the bartender she is celebrating a special event, and to set up a round of drinks for everyone in the bar.
The bartender asks her what the special event is and she replies, "I just finished putting a puzzle together. The box said 3-5 years on the front, and it only took me three weeks to finish it!"
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Watchtower Takes in $2 Million Conditional Loan and Won't Return the Loan, Is it True?
by BucketShopBill ini heard several stories of the watchtower taking in loans and donations given by rich witnesses who have fallen on to hard times and asked for the money back and the watchtower won't return the money.
have you ever heard of the watchtower only paying the money back on "conditional loans" once legal experts get invovled?
one of the stories that is around is a family donated a large chunk of their nest-egg to the watchtower and the husband got sick and the branch refused to contact him when he asked for his conditional donation back, would the watchtower screw people out of their money?
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piztjw
Money may be donated under a special arrangement in which, should the donor request it, the donation may be returned to him.
And there you have it folks. Notice the wording? The org in true "splitting hairs" fashion has worded this as MAY be returned to him, not WILL be returned. That is their loophole.
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Watchtower In The Window
by watson inevery time i see this new "logo", jw.org, i'm taken back to the days in the late 60's and early 70's when we used to put a watchtower in the rear window of our cars when on the way to our vacation..er, i mean, the district convention (that's what they called it back then).
then, some years later we were "admonished" to not put the watchtower in the rear window of our cars while on the way to the dc.. how long before they council the "friends" to not bring "undo" attention to the organization?.
boring subject?
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Posters do you know of any cases where a devout JW was DF'd for Lesbianism?
by booker-t ini think this is a hush hush topic among jws but i remember years ago at an assembly i saw two sisters(i am only assuming they were jws they could have been studies or relatives of jws) walking arm and arm like a married couple.
some of the jws looked at them like they had horns.
some of the jws moms were covering their small children's eyes and those two women were stared at like they had the plague.
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piztjw
he would have anyone disfellowshiped for any type of "loose conduct" while he covered over his daughter's sins by making back-room deals!
So a typical eldurr, then?
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Posters do you know of any cases where a devout JW was DF'd for Lesbianism?
by booker-t ini think this is a hush hush topic among jws but i remember years ago at an assembly i saw two sisters(i am only assuming they were jws they could have been studies or relatives of jws) walking arm and arm like a married couple.
some of the jws looked at them like they had horns.
some of the jws moms were covering their small children's eyes and those two women were stared at like they had the plague.
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piztjw
they fluttered around each other never talking to any males.
That's because there is an unspoken rule that men and women must remain totally segregated within the congregation. A man or woman freely conversing with each other are only a few seconds away from mattress dancing after all in the sex mad world of the JW's. After all, better to have people assume one is lesbian or homosexual than to think that a man and woman are fornicating like rabbits, y'know.
Stoopid JW's!!!
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Posters do you know of any cases where a devout JW was DF'd for Lesbianism?
by booker-t ini think this is a hush hush topic among jws but i remember years ago at an assembly i saw two sisters(i am only assuming they were jws they could have been studies or relatives of jws) walking arm and arm like a married couple.
some of the jws looked at them like they had horns.
some of the jws moms were covering their small children's eyes and those two women were stared at like they had the plague.
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Do you commend them on their choice of pants?
Yes, but ONLY if their pants are not tight pants.
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St. Louis police are asking for your help in finding a man who set fire to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovahs Witnesses
by Sol Reform inst. louis (kmox) - st. louis police are asking for your help in finding a man who set fire to the kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses at 2428 north grand.. the fire occurred saturday september 13th at 6:15 a.m.. a surveillance camera recording shows a suspect: a white male with a beard and mustache wearing a green jacket and coveralls.. anyone with information is asked to call crimestoppers at 866 371 tips.. man sought for setting fire to jehovahs witness building.
man sought for setting fire to jehovahs witness buildin... fire was set at 2428 north grand early saturday.
view on www.thenewscommen.... preview by yahoo.
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piztjw
Will there be a new article, "Are Coveralls For True Christians?"
Likely. But I am sure that it will say it's a conscience matter...unless they are tight coveralls. Then it will cause homosexuallity.
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Skinny dipping in the new order?
by donny inthe jw's are quick to tell you that when jehovah has finished kicking the ass of those who do not acknowledge the teachings of the watchtowers governing body in new york state, that those who survive will live forever in a restored paradise on earth.
the same goes for those who are resurrected during the 1000 year reign of jesus and survive satan being let loose "for a little while" at the end.. they are also quick to tell you that everything will be just as it was for adam and eve before the latter decided she needed a fruit fix and then got her hubby high on it as well.. and when you view the illustrations in their publications showing what they view this paradise to be, it shows a world of lush color.
the deep greens of all the trees and grass, the clean blue skies, puffy white clouds and tables covered in a plethora of fresh fruits and vegetables representing just about every major color.
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What is the Watchtowers explanation of the need of clothing in the perfect paradise earth?
The only thing I can think of is that if they were to portray New World drones without clothes in the publications would have the R&F wanking non-stop...even IF they were just the oh so typical cartoon drawings.
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Crazy Sounding Story
by piztjw inlast sunday after sitting through the ca an eldurr whom i know related this story about the warwick compound construction, as related to him by someone who had just returned from their tour of duty.. "the property is over-run with rattlesnakes.
so there are assigned brothers who catch and release them off property.
they won't kill them.
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piztjw
Last Sunday after sitting through the CA an eldurr whom I know related this story about the Warwick compound construction, as related to him by someone who had just returned from their tour of duty.
"The property is over-run with rattlesnakes. So there are assigned brothers who catch and release them off property. They won't kill them. They are also in the process of building a 'special wall' around the entire property to 'keep snakes out'."
Now it seems to me that this story doesn't quite have the "ring of truth" to it. I personally believe that any wall being built is for some other reason than to simply keep out 'rattlesnakes'.
What are your thoughts/comments? Anyone been there that can verify that the rattlesnake story is actually true?