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  you know you're from Arkansas if...

  by teejay in

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  1. you measure distance in minutes.. 2. you've ever had to switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.. 3. stores don't have bags; they have sacks.. 4. stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.. 5. you see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.. 6. you use "fix" as a verb.

  example: i am fixing to go to the store.. 7. all the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.. 8. you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.. 9. you carry jumper cables in your car ... for your own car.. 10. you know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.. 11. you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,and tabasco.. 12. you think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.. 13. you think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.. 14. the local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.. 15. you think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.. 16. you know which leaves make good toilet paper.. 17. you find 90 degrees f "a little warm.".

  18. you know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and christmas.. 19. you know whether another arkansan is from southern, middle, or northern arkansas as soon as they open their mouth.. 20. there is a dairy queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.. 21. going to wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "wally world.".

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  tyydyy

  Our kingdom hall had outhouses until 1973.
  They banned hound dogs in the kingdom hall in '68. (the dogs kept fighting during the meeting)

  My mail was addressed
  TimB
  General Delivery
  Deer, Arkansas 72628

  TimB
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  you know you're from Arkansas if...

  by teejay in

  1. social
  2. humour

  1. you measure distance in minutes.. 2. you've ever had to switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.. 3. stores don't have bags; they have sacks.. 4. stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.. 5. you see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.. 6. you use "fix" as a verb.

  example: i am fixing to go to the store.. 7. all the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.. 8. you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.. 9. you carry jumper cables in your car ... for your own car.. 10. you know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.. 11. you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,and tabasco.. 12. you think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.. 13. you think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.. 14. the local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.. 15. you think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.. 16. you know which leaves make good toilet paper.. 17. you find 90 degrees f "a little warm.".

  18. you know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and christmas.. 19. you know whether another arkansan is from southern, middle, or northern arkansas as soon as they open their mouth.. 20. there is a dairy queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.. 21. going to wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "wally world.".

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  tyydyy

  If you've ever had chocolate gravy.
  If you've seen the inside of an outhouse.
  If you'd rather go coon huntin' instead of watchin' Monday night Football.
  If you used to think the Beverly Hillbillies was a Documentary.
  Tim B
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  open marriages, anyone have experience?

  by Pierced Angel in

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  well, my husband found out about my affair (yes, i gave in to the temptation with the soccer player and while it was fantastic, it's over now) and it's been a devestating time, we almost got divorced, but we're working through it.

  i knew telling friends and this board wasn't going to help me fight his romantic advances, but i tried.

  it was a one time thing that would have continued, but i wasn't too careful about the clues (guilty conscience i think).

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  Just a question Christina....Are you positive that in every relationship you can either have the companionship and love or multiple partners but not both?

  Englishman,

  How many couples can you list who have an open marriage? Most people don't advertise it. I can name at least one.

  Some people see their wives as partners not possesions.

  TimB
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  open marriages, anyone have experience?

  by Pierced Angel in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  well, my husband found out about my affair (yes, i gave in to the temptation with the soccer player and while it was fantastic, it's over now) and it's been a devestating time, we almost got divorced, but we're working through it.

  i knew telling friends and this board wasn't going to help me fight his romantic advances, but i tried.

  it was a one time thing that would have continued, but i wasn't too careful about the clues (guilty conscience i think).

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  Just curious Englishman,

  Do you have any experience or evidence that supports such a prophetic statement?

  TimB
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  A WOMAN'S PLACE IS AT HOME!!!!!!

  by crownboy in

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  all of us know how patricharcial the watchtower society (and most fundamentalist religions) is.

  men pretty much "run the show", there probably are things a two year old "brother" would probably get to do before a poineer sister can.

  because the sister is a female(maybe .

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  How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

  None .....It should be open by the time his wife hands it to him.

  TimB

  I just noticed that I am now appropriately classified as a MASTER member.
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  Average life span of an EX JW

  by tyydyy in

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  just wondering if anyone has an idea of how long the average poster lasts online.

  is if 3 months, 6 months, 10 yrs?

  related question: why do they eventually leave or stay?

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  tyydyy

  Do all people who eventually leave the board do so because they get pissed off or because they just decide they don't need it anymore?

  TimB
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  Average life span of an EX JW

  by tyydyy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just wondering if anyone has an idea of how long the average poster lasts online.

  is if 3 months, 6 months, 10 yrs?

  related question: why do they eventually leave or stay?

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  tyydyy

  Just wondering if anyone has an idea of how long the average poster lasts online. Is if 3 months, 6 months, 10 yrs? Related question: Why do they eventually leave or stay? ( some have been here forever)

  I'll bet someone knows the answer to these questions.

  TimB
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  Why Brits Rule Supreme.

  by hillary_step in

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  brits rule supreme because:.

  imagination - the brits have far more interesting and equivalent words for the us brain-dead.

  for example, thundering dunderhead, planky-bonse, squonka, mole-brain, glaswegian.. though most women over 60 in the inner cities, in a sort of tribal union, all wear the same pale-buff raincoats, similar plastic rain-hats and sensible shoes, and all look like joan plowright, they still manage to have sons who are sas hit men or yorkshire cricketers.. confidence - take for example your common or garden down the pub englishman.

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  tyydyy

  Great post HS,

  I agree that the English have a much better grasp of the English language but until you learn to speak Texan you just haven't lived.

  Nothing feels as warm and friendly as a good ol' "Howdy Ya'll" greeting.

  We have found a way to make the English language the language of brotherly love. LOL

  TimB
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  Are we equal...?

  by DannyBear in

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  when an employer resorts to comments like 'who sign's your check?

  ' or 'are you biting the hand that feed's you?

  ', it is normally due to some perceived or overt violation of loyalty, or simply to shut the employee up regarding the subject matter at hand.. i don't like the tactic, because it is rarely used in a one on one situaltion, but generally in the ear shot of other's, to squelch the matter.

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  Oh my God! Tina! You're right!

  Peace out Ya'll

  TimB
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  Are we equal...?

  by DannyBear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when an employer resorts to comments like 'who sign's your check?

  ' or 'are you biting the hand that feed's you?

  ', it is normally due to some perceived or overt violation of loyalty, or simply to shut the employee up regarding the subject matter at hand.. i don't like the tactic, because it is rarely used in a one on one situaltion, but generally in the ear shot of other's, to squelch the matter.

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  Alan,

  That's just it. I did show proof. Now that you are accusing me of falsely accussing you would you care to show proof or is this were you get my attention again by calling me names.

  TimB