Posts by tyydyy

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Legality of WT in a Free Democracy?

by Celtic in

jw
friends

armed with all the facts, an overall grasp of the facts, a helicopter minds view of the entire situation, in an ideal free democracy, would the wt corporation be legal or illegal?

based on their own theocratic warfare doctrine?

what does this advocate?.

tyydyy

Aren't there afidavits that they have to sign as officers of the corporation where they have to swear to certain facts. The Theocratic War Strategy would conflict with something there, I would think.

TimB

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JW Cheerleader, Basketball Player, Etc: Huhhh???

by MadApostate in

jw
friends

athlete recognition.

character counts!

in chaves county's winter sports athlete recognition program congratulates the girls' and boys' middle school basketball representatives.

tyydyy

LMAO

Hey guys! It's STILL the same religion. Did you miss this part???

She never complains and always does what is asked of her without thinking twice.

That was classic. lol

TimB

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Are you naughty??

by safe4kids in

ok, time for another quiz, if anyone's interested... http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/nice_or_naughty.jsp.

but i hafta go back and take it again, coz it said i'm pretty tame!!!

obviously, there was a glitch in the processing of my answers!

tyydyy

Something is wrong with this test! I know I'm a nice guy. I know I'm just a little naughty but this is what they said about me.

You're a Wild Thing!
You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands — or the rest of you — dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for a promotion at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having fun and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a tightrope here. Every once in a while, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" — it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind.

How am I going to get any women in the sack if I don't have my nice guy image. This is terrible. Oh wait! Naughty girls like naughty guys right?

TimB

I was Christ for a Day!

by tyydyy in

you find that hard to believe, do you?

well it's true!

do i have proof???

tyydyy

You find that hard to believe, do you? Well it's true! Do I have proof??? Well I know it's true and that's all that matters.

I asked him why he needed my body.....He told me that he couldn't experience a lifetime here on earth without performing so many miracles that it would be too easy for everyone to have faith. I said "That makes sense to me. What do you want to experience J?" He told me that he had missed a few things while on the earth the last time and he wanted to see what the big deal was. Everyone keeps talking about Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll so he wanted to experience it through the person who understood those things the best. Well, my modesty came out and I said: " Really JC I must tell you that there are lots of people who understand drugs better than I do and I'm sure that there are many who have a better understanding and appreciation of Rock N Roll" ........short pause......"Ohhhhhhhhhh Ok I See. I'm married to Xena. Nooooow it's starting to make sense."

To Be continued.....

TimB

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Wanted: A few good men

by butalbee in

where do you go to meet a good man?

don't want to go to a bar, where all the men are drunks.

don't want to date anyone i work with anymore, it's too awkward.

tyydyy

Valis knows about whips. Don't you buddy? I don't know about chains. But it sure wouldn't surprise me......

Valis,
I'm sure I'm just one in a long string of concubines. She keeps me around for obvious reasons. (it ain't the money, I can promise you that)

Tim

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Ya'll dont believe in God?

by flower in

jw
friends

i have to ask this although i have a feeling i dont really want to read the responses but anyway.

i talked to several people here today who dont believe there is a god at all.

this is disturbing!

tyydyy

Flower,
I went through the exact same thought process you are going through. I'm still searching for answers. As long as you are alive you'll be searching for answers. The thing is.... there are many answers that we won't have in our lifetime. Is there life on other planets? Can we duplicate the human mind? Why do kids refuse to listen to good advice? I'm sure you will find many more.

Basically Flower, you have just been born. You have just begun to think for yourself. You have just fallen out of the nest. It's a little scary right now. Now you have to realize that you are going to have to do it on your own. Of course, it helps to bounce your questions and ideas off other people but the decision is yours. Just as the consequences are yours.

When it comes to morals/ethics, again you have to decide for yourself what is right and wrong. You may find that your morals/ethics come very close to some religions. That doesn't mean that you have to join that religion. It just means that your thoughts are similar to the founder of that religion. Whether it was an individual or a society.

Same is true when it comes to the purpose of life. You have to set your own personal goals. You have to decide your own purpose. That doesn't mean you should go through life with no purpose. Decide....Adjust.....but live life with purpose. Even if that purpose is to have fun.

You can get some ideas from literature, philosophy and religion but I feel like the best ideas come from discussions with normal people like you and me. Keep asking questions even when you think you know the answers.

Good luck
TimB

The harder you work.....The luckier you get.

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jesus Married?

by bboyneko in

jw
friends

at the wedding at cana, they come to mary to say they have no more wine.

why mary?

consider that jesus married mary magdalene and she was the sister of lazarus.

tyydyy

Great post Dan! I never heard that one. I love it!!!

TimB

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feds vs. states, medical marijuana

by peaceloveharmony in

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/02/13/pot/index.html .

feds bust s.f.

by margie mason.

tyydyy

LOL Was there any smoke coming out of those Kazoos????

TimB

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Wanted: A few good men

by butalbee in

where do you go to meet a good man?

don't want to go to a bar, where all the men are drunks.

don't want to date anyone i work with anymore, it's too awkward.

tyydyy

Only a few?!!!!! I think it's all a numbers game. You have to meet 100 men to find a good man.....and then he's probably married. At least I am. Bummer!

TimB

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Most hated Bible stories....

by PopeOfEruke in

years ago, i had a pet-hate bible story, and it was this one story that actually started me on the path to freedom from the borg-org.. it was the story of lot when he was living in sodom and the 2 angels visited (dressed like men of course).

and the crowd of sodomites were yelling "send out the visitors so we can bonk them senseless".

remember?.

tyydyy

Bang,
If the Jonah story was about Jesus goin to hell............Why didn't I read anything about Jesus? Let's see.....Jonah...Jesus...both have 2 syllables and start with a J but I don't remember Jesus going the other way, disobeying God in the other story.

Anyway why would God feel the need to tell the same story twice? Only the first time it was cryptic and gives the impression he's telling a real story. Why would God care about Ninevah anyway? He couldn't even get his own nation in line.