If they are just words and mean nothing, then why do we bother posting words. If words didn't mean anything then this discussion board would not exist.
TimB
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XJWs Gutless God Trashing Wimps?
by IslandWoman inhey, jehovah the god of jws gets trashed big time here, he gets called all kinds of names, he gets his face rubbed in the gutter all the time.
now, this is somebody's god!
but no matter, it is allowed!.
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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tyydyy
What's the matter Mark? You didn't think my post was humorous? I was the one with the LOL and ROFL.
TimB
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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tyydyy
Out of the closet,
ROFL, let's see, is "shriveling dick" theory the textbook term for this phenomenon that never happens?
I don't know about you but my dick never, never, never shrivels in the presence of the opposite sex. You might want to get that checked.
Of course I don't hide the fact that I'm married and act like we don't know each other either. That would make me a Pu**y now wouldn't it?Keep it comin' LOL
TimB
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The story of Samson
by Simon injust a few things in the account that don't make sense and lead me to believe it's just a made of story (really?
a guy with superhuman power?
who would have thought... ).
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tyydyy
Did anyone hear the story here in Texas about this man who can actually fly? Yeah, it's true. He claims to have this unique ability after eating burritos at Rosie's Tamale House. Of course he says a prayer before every meal so it could be that God has blessed him with this ability. That's the way he prefers to look at it. Anyway, while he was flying one day he noticed a car full of gang members. This car met 3 other cars and they went to the movies together. Now knowing the amount of violence these gang members were capable of he decided this was a great opportunity to take them all out at once. He flew around the movie theater as fast as he could 7 times then stood on the roof and let out the biggest fart anyone had ever heard causing the roof to collapse and killed everyone inside. Unfortunatly the lack of oxygen killed him also. It was a great day in the City of Austin, Texas.
We will miss Burrito Man but he will not be forgotten for we have learned a valuable lesson from his life story. Killing a theater full of people is a good thing. One day people will believe his story and learn that it's no use trying to rehabilitate those who don't believe. Just kill them all! KILL THEM ALL!
TimB
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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tyydyy
Come on Norm,
You can do better than that. If you're really gonna get a flame war started you have to make some stinging personal insults. Try to be more specific. OK? Then try to polarize the different sides. Try to get some who likes you to say something bad about someone you don't like. Do you see how it works? You've been around here long enough to know that you can't have a great flame war without calling names. Try to come up with some colorful insults or using the logic we learned so well from the JWs. Have you learned nothing from the experts in flame wars?
I'm doing my part by replying to you. The least you can do is call me some names or insult my intelligence. How about pulling up some old post I made where I said something stupid. You can at least do that. Right?
Oh well. Hey maybe we could have a class on how to properly start and maintain a flame war. Some people here just haven't gotten the training they need.
TimB
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Bible Fake: Jesus Stills the Storm
by JosephAlward ini've argued before in this forum that mark wanted to have jesus seem to be the messiah whose existence he believed--or pretended to believe--was prophesied, foreshadowed, or prefigured, by persons and events found in scripture, so he scoured the writings of the prophets for these stories, and adapted them to fit jesus.
i believe the striking parallels below show almost conclusively that mark's story about jesus stilling the storm was adapted from jonah, and is fictional.. in jonah, a violent storm threatens a ship on which jonah sleeps, so mark made a violent storm threaten a ship on which jesus sleeps.
in jonah, the apprehensive sailors waken jonah and question his cavalier attitude toward the danger, so mark made his boat's captain apprehensive also, and had him, too, waken jesus and question him about his seeming lack of concern.
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tyydyy
Hey Joseph,
I think there is another conincidental similarity you missed.
In the Jonah story: God killed the Bottle Gourd plant instantly.
In the Jesus story: Jesus killed a tree instantly.
Hmmmmmm Coincidence?
TimB
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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tyydyy
Norm,
Did you notice that there were more men deactivated than women?
No, I guess not. Otherwise that last post would have been made just to stir up the emotions of men and women. You would have been trying to start another flame war. We all know that YOU would never do that.
TimB
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Favorite food at Assemblies
by finnrot ini hated growing up as a witness.
i hated the boring ass meetings where you could hear a pin drop on the floor, i hated going door to door and i hated not being normal like the other kids.. but the one thing i liked was going to the assemlies at the oakland coliseum.
i would wander around and find other kids to goof around with.
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tyydyy
Vanilla Pudding. I'd take little bites so it would last longer. :)
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Elect Your GB Member Here & Now.
by Englishman inthis is just for fun, but imagine if you will the following scenario.. the gb are dropping like flies and the remainder are desperate to find some replacements before the whole shebang is taken over by non-annointed ones.. news comes in of a middle-aged anointed bro who sounds as if he will fit the bill perfectly.
no-one at brooklyn has met him yet, so they send for him to be interviewed with a view to him sitting on the gb if approved.. on the flight to new york the prospective gb newbie suffers a heart attack, and as he expires he drops his wallet under the seat, the wallet also contains a letter with the details of his forthcoming interview.. by an amazing coincidence, the person sat immediately behind the victim is an active poster from jw discussion.
he spots the wallet, and upon reading its contents he decides that he will impersonate the defunct would-be gb member in the hope of eventually becoming part of the gb himself.
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tyydyy
That's an easy question for me...
Seven006
Why?
He has a great knowledge of Ex Jw issues.
He has the ability to reason with others without getting them pissed off.
He is old enough to pass for a GB member and he looks like a GB member. (gotta keep him from getting the BIG HEAD)What issues first?
I think there needs to be a regular cartoon strip page in the AWAKE. This would lighten the mood of the JW Rank and file causing many to see through the BullS&&T.
Then there should be an "accidental" mailing to all congregations similar to a Dear John letter with the voting results of a GB meeting. Carefully executed, of course, so that noone knows who made this "mistake".
Disfellowshipping should be changed from a congregation decision to a individual decision. That would take all the power out of the hands of the BORG. Leave everything else the way it is so people would want to leave.
Of course, it would also be really cool to email Dave from time to time to give him the psychological support he would need to counteract the BORG programming.
TimB
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Where Would You Live If You Could???
by LB ini have been many places.
a few years ago i left california to move to oregon so life could slow down a bit.
it has and i love it here.
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tyydyy
If I could live ANYWHERE I would live EVERYWHERE!
I love traveling and wouldn't want to settle down in any one spot for very long.
TimB