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  Found an old Talk..WARNING this may Cause Nausea

  by Xena in

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  was going thru some old files on my computer and stumbled across an old talk i helped my sister with for the school....talk about bringing back bad memories.....but you gotta admit...i was pretty good.... lindsey: thanks for the ride cindy.. .

  cindy: your welcome lindsey.. .

  lindsey: oh by the way a group of us are going ice skating tomorrow morning and i was wondering if monica and joseph could go with us.. .

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  Oh Yeah....It sounded nice but please let no one think that Xena actually thought anything like that. That was purely a nice piece of fiction. Of course we all knew what to say and how to say it. Everything we said from the platform and in the back of the hall was spoken in an unholy theocratic language. Our words at the door in field service came from someone else's mind. Our smiles at the assemblies were forced to the surface while the thoughts of the nearby amusement park were kept tightly boxed until the closing prayer. Every time we were invited to an office party we spoke someone else's words. We really did want to party. We wanted to be on the company softball team. We craved the action-packed and sexy R-rated movies while we denied ever seeing them. Looking back, don't we all feel like puppets? Somehow under the control of the master of the harvest? I remember the night I cut the strings. I became truly alive. I ran for the joy of running. I read books that lead me to read other books. I lost myself in music. I sung christmas carols while walking in the mall. For all those little things I now experience that make me normal I thank myself...............Amen Tim
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  An explanation for God's behaviour

  by crownboy in

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  this is a funny article, but better than any explanation theists have given: .

  http://www.theonion.com/onion3716/god_diagnosed_bipolar.html.

  new haven, ctin a diagnosis that helps explain the confusing and contradictory aspects of the cosmos that have baffled philosophers, theologians, and other students of the human condition for millennia, god, creator of the universe and longtime deity to billions of followers, was found monday to suffer from bipolar disorder.

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  That was hilarious! Right on!

  All this time I thought God was just a spoiled brat playing with his earthling toys. I thought he needed a good spankin' and a lecture about the sanctity of life from his parents.

  Thanks for clearing that up for us.

  TimB
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  Ok...College football anyone??

  by safe4kids in

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  this saturday marks the season opener for the university of florida fiiiiiiigghhhhtin' gators!!!!!!

  yahoooooooooo!

  guess what i'll be doin' come saturday evening??

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  Since I am from Austin, home of the the University of Austin Longhorns, all that needs to be said is ...............

  Go Horns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Don't buy CD's from supermarkets.Please.

  by sleepy in

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  for music lovers everywhere.. don't buy cd's from supermarkets.please.thats an order!.

  there just been a report in britian that supermarkets are increasing their share of the recorded music market by selling cheap cd's.. why is this bad news?surly if you can get a cd from tescos for a tenner instead of 15 quid this is good?noooooooooooooooooo.. i say that again , no.. lets look at it.supermarkets can sell cd's and other items cheap because they make a profit on the other goods you buy.they use the offer of cheap cd's to entice you into their store.they only sell chart cd's otherwise they will make a loss on more obscure music which won't sell in bulk.. if you love music and wish to buy music or listen to good new music in the years to come, you are shooting yourself in the foot if you buy your music from supermarkets at a lower price.it is a false ecomony.this is why.when you hear a piece of music you like in a few years time which is not chart music and go to you local independant or specialist music store you will see a big sign on the door ,closed.they will have shut down because lack of sales when all their customers went to the cheapo market ment they could no longer survive.. they had to charge more for music becausea.it was the only thing they sellb.they stocked all types of music and would not make money on some bands and would make up for it with more popular bands.cthey could get the music you wanted on special order if they didn't have what you were looking ford.they had knowledge of music and bands which was readily available to you if needed.and a good few other things.. you are not saving anything if you buy cheap.if you like music you need to support the peole who want to supply it,and offer quality, which in the case of music includes choice, not just marketed corporate crap, not those in it for a quick buck.they need to charge more but have a far greater range of product, one which a supermarket will never have,ever.. you have been warned.

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  Ok,

  I'll admit that I own a collection of about 1500 songs downloaded from the internet. I will also admit that I own over 300 CDs that I purchased (most from pawn shops). I will use the internet to find obscure songs that are no longer readily available in record stores. Very often I will download music I have never heard of before and fall in love with it. Next thing you know I'm in the record store buying the latest cd because I can't get all the songs. Last time that happened it was Norah Jones. Such a sweet voice.

  The record industry has only to come up with a standard for Mp3s and they would make a fortune. I don't feel sorry for them or the artist. The artist could make a great living singing live if they are that good. If the price is too high for cds people will find other ways to listen to the music they like (for less).

  There is no reason for a music cd to cost even close to the price of a Movie dvd. Movies cost much more to produce. They spend much more on promotion and the disc itself costs more. If you argue that movies cost less because they've made their money at the box office then why can't musicians make their money on tour?

  Hmmmm

  Tim
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  Feeling pretty grateful right about now

  by bigboi in

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  well, i guess u can say that i've dodged the proverbial bullet.

  now only if i could've dodged that damn rim yesterday!.

  yesterday at work a tire and rim application that i had been workin on came apart under about 60 lbs of pressure and smacked me right in the face.

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  See Bigboi there are some benifits to getting hurt. I just had a cute girl ask me to strip. Coooooool !

  Prisca, I'm in my undies right now. Showing off to everyone in the house.

  TimB
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  Feeling pretty grateful right about now

  by bigboi in

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  well, i guess u can say that i've dodged the proverbial bullet.

  now only if i could've dodged that damn rim yesterday!.

  yesterday at work a tire and rim application that i had been workin on came apart under about 60 lbs of pressure and smacked me right in the face.

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  Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn Boi!!!!!!!! That sounds kinda painful. Wish we had a picture. I'll show you my scars if you show me yours. :)

  TimB
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  HI! This site is a blast!

  by doorboy00 in

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  i just wanted to say that i'm having a blast reading all the posts.

  i stumbled upon this site because i was curious to see what the jehovah's witnesses have to say about september 11th and instead i've been laughing at the top ten's and such.

  i was priveleged?

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  What is this about women not wearing undergarments????????????????????????
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  My email encounter with a con artist

  by Quotes in

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  just thought i would share this series of communiques between myself and one budnik1 <[email protected]>.

  i received the following unsolicted email to my quotes email address, with budnik1 marked as the return address:we wonder if you would like to acquire a unique christian relic associated with the nativity and created by the apostles.in 50 ad.

  however, we have some other items in our collection (not mentioned in our first message) which may be of some use to you.

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  That was tooo funny!

  Any suggestions on a reply for this one I just got today??

  From: "MRS. M. SESE SEKO" < [email protected]> | This is Spam | Add to Address Book To: [email protected] Date: Thu, 5 Sep 2002 18:02:05 +0100 Subject: URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

  
  

  Dear friend, 

   I am Mrs. Sese-seko widow of late President Mobutu Sese-seko of Zaire, 

   now known as Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). I am moved to write 

   you this letter. 

   This was in confidence considering my present circumstance and 

    situation.  I escaped along with my husband and two of our sons James Kongolo 

   and Nzanga out of Democratic Re

  public of Congo (DRC) to Abidjan, 

   Coted'ivoire where my family and I settled, while we later moved to settled in 

   Morroco where my husband later died of cancer disease. However, due to 

   this situation we decided to change most of my husband's billions of 

  dollars deposited in Swiss bank and other countries into other forms of 

   money coded for safe purpose because the new head of state of (Dr) Mr 

   Laurent Kabila has made arrangement with the Swiss government and other 

   European countries to freeze all my late husband's treasures deposited 

   in some european countries. 

   Hence, my children and I decided laying low in Africa to study the 

   situation till when things gets better. Like now that president Kabila is dead 

   and the son taking over (Joseph Kabila). One of my late husband's chateaux in Southern France 

   was confiscated by the french government, and as such I had to change my 

  identity so that my investment will not be traced and confiscated.I 

   have deposited the sum Eighteen Million United State 

  Dollars (US$18,000,000,00.) With a security company for safe keeping. 

   What I want you to do is to indicate yourinterest that you can assist us 

   in receiving the money on our behalf, so that I can introduce you to my 

   son (Kongolo) who has the out modalities for the claim of the said funds.

   I want you to assist in investing this money, but I 

  will not want my identity revealed.I will also want to acquire 

   real/landed properties and stock in multi-national companies and to engage in other safe and 

   non-speculative investments as adviseby your good self. May I at this point 

   emphasize the high level of confidentiality, which this upcoming project demands,and hope you will 

   not betray the trust and confidence, which I repose in you.In conclusion, if you want to assist 

   us, my son (Kongolo) shall divulgeto you all briefs regarding this 

   project, tell you where the funds are currently being maintained and also discuss remuneration 

   for your services.For this reason kindly furnish us your contact 

   information,that is your personal telephone and fax number for validation 

   purpose and acknowledge receipt of this mail using the above email address.

   Yours sincerely, 

   Mrs. Mariam M. Seseseko. 

  Edited by - tyydyy on 6 September 2002 21:30:41

  Edited by - tyydyy on 6 September 2002 21:31:35
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  Satan didn't lie!!

  by tyydyy in

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  i remember reading the adam and eve story when i was a jw and it just didn't make sense to me.

  god said:.

  "from every tree of the garden you may eat to satisfaction.

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  LOL @ Min

  Scully,

  Believe it or not, I just heard that same arguement about how they really died spiritually in that day from a Penecostal. LOL

  TimB

  Edited by - tyydyy on 4 September 2002 10:22:19
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  Why do men have nipples???

  by Celtic in

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  i always did wonder about this, i mean, what function do they have and further, if, just supposing that we are made in the image of god, does god himself have the equivalent of nipples?

  any insights proffered?

  celty .

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  I hate to disagree with such a great and well respected man like Kev but wanting your nips nipped doesn't make you gay any more than wanting your sac sipped. For the record, I think that gays like some of the same things that we do. Maybe because it feels good. LOL

  TimB

  Edited by - tyydyy on 4 September 2002 10:19:5