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  NEW UN LETTER-Final nail in WT coffin

  by messenger in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i received this today from a confirmed source.

  i am sure someone will have the actual scans soon.. .

  united nations nations unies.

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  umtiger

  HHAAAA
  officer Friday you make me hgual!!!
  more power??
  how many more stupid fucts are there left in this werld

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  Pagan Application / Booty Call

  by umtiger in

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  2. friends

  my first time starting a thread, been lurking here reading for a while, just haven't said much.

  i might tell my story soon, but once ya get me talking i don't shut up.

  i got this email from a friend in texas today, we had a conversation yesterday about jw's, religion and bible schtuff.

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  umtiger

  My first time starting a thread, been lurking here reading for a while, just haven't said much. I Might tell my story soon, but once ya get me talking I don't shut up. That being said,

  I got this email from a friend in Texas today, we had a conversation yesterday about JW's, religion and bible schtuff. She's recently learned that a "friend" of hers in Ill. is one of JW's. Earlier this week they had a conversation covering various topics, BS after BS this JW spewed forth to her. My friend knows where I stand, understands all of the BS I've been thru, and how I feel about ANYONE trying to push their beliefs. She is very open-minded, confesses to being Pagan, she is one of the sweetest, gentle, kind, most caring persons I know.
  Well, during the conversation about the conversation for conversion(did I say that?) I basically blew UP and told her I was questioning the almighty, the bible and all blind followers of it, and said I think I want to be a PAGAN NOW! Is there some kind of application, cuz I need one.

  HA This is what she sent me:

  PAGAN APPLICATION

  This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the "Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of __________,2000, by and between
  _______________and __________________.
  THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

  1. No sleeping over - UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED TO REPEAT IT IN THE MORNING.
  2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
  3. No calls before 9pm -- (we don't have shit to talk about).
  4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-strictly mind blowing-sex allowed.
  5. No emotional discussions...(ex. Where are we heading withthis? Do you love me - Hell naw- so don't ask stupid shit.)
  6. No plans made in advance ... that is why you are called the "backup" unless you are from out of town-then its only a one time advanced arrangement.
  7. All gifts accepted - (money and diamonds are always good)
  8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)
  9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (its really none of your damn business)
  10. No kissing (too intimate except to other body parts- no mouth
  kissing-yuck)
  11. No calling each other "friends with benefits" (we are not friends just sex buddies)
  12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended
  13. No extra clothing (I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.)
  14. No falling asleep right after sex-get your ass up and go home-its over damn it.
  15. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it (I don't care).
  16. You can not borrow my car for any reason
  17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be,"My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend"
  18. Doggie style preferred (just hit it hard and right or get the hell out)
  19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. (Don't want to look at your ass -just want to have sex with you)
  20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes - ME (so don't keep
  calling damn it)
  21. The most important one - no condoms - no sex - carry your ass home.
  22. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
  23. No phone usage please-don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

  * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may
  only be altered by the holder
  of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any
  terms of this Agreement,
  this Agreement will automatically become null and void and You will then be removed from the
  BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. You will
  be BLOCKED from all communications
  until your silly ass understands the rules.

  Participating Party Signature:

  _______________________________

  Date:________________

  Participating Party Signature:

  Date:_______________

  ***NOTE***
  This document may be used and distrubuted by anyone interested, however my only pre-requisite is for some babe to use it on me!!
  HeHe.............Have Phun!

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  Whats your fav song or band?

  by Beans in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  other than the kingdom songs i`m sure we must have squeezed in some time to listen to the radio between territories and on the way to the mettings.. my musical tastes vary from classical to heavy head banging music,basically i like everything!i love the cult,rush,van halen,boston,etc anything from the 80`s retro era.. but my favourite song would be everything counts by depech mode and she sells sanctuary by the cult!.

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  umtiger

  Old School: Journey, anything by Steve Perry
  Rush, REO, Elvis

  Candlebox is a must
  The Cult
  Alice In Chains
  The Artist
  One Pac
  StainD
  Train
  A Perfect Circle
  POD
  Gomer Pyle :-0
  Lots of stuff
  Last few years CREED has been at the top of the list
  Check out this song, makes me think of the situation that a lot of
  Ex-dubs are in:

  Who's Got My Back Now

  Run…hide
  All that was sacred to us
  Sacred to us
  See the signs
  The covenant has been broken
  By mankind
  Leaving us with no shoulder…
  with no shoulder
  To rest our head on
  To rest our head on
  To rest our head on

  Who’s got my back now?
  When all we have left is deceptive
  So disconnected
  So what is the truth now?

  There’s still time
  All that has been devastated
  Can be recreated
  Realize
  We pick up the broken pieces
  Of our lives
  Giving ourselves to each other…
  ourselves to each other
  To rest our head on
  To rest our head on
  To rest our head on

  Who’s got my back now?
  When all we have left is deceptive
  So disconnected
  So what is the truth now?

  Tell me the truth now…
  Tell us the truth now

  Who’s got my back now?
  When all we have left is deceptive
  So disconnected
  So what is the truth now?

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  What is you occupation

  by Beans in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  im a liceinced electrician now working in wireless communication installations.i love the electrical industry,there is so much to learn and so many different things do work with and technology is always changing.never a boaring day especially when we are working in the office buildings downtown,chicks everywhere!.

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  Computer Vector graphics guRUDUde. I design/make vinyl graphics, signs, silly stickers and auto graphics fer the entrepreneurial type.
  The stuff you see and say, I wonder where they got that.

  HEY HEY HEY,. any of you software developers interested in writing a script, (or mebbe giving some assistance) for Adobe Illustrator fer me,. email me ASAP

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  Home Security Code

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm just curious how many of you that have/had a home security system used the code '1914'?.

  i know around here you could have broken into any jw's home on a sunday morning using it.. outaservice (who changed his code to 1975!

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  Why in HELL do KH's need alarms??!! ...why...can they not trust in J(AH),...are they not protected by the most high of the universe!
  Material possesion in the KH are so insignificant and can be replaced,
  whats to steal, the cheap a$$ radio shack sound system?
  HA J(AH) gimme a break!
  I remember finding OUR stolen sound mixer at a pawn shop one time, with all the colored stickers I put on it. I call the PO, he call the po po (thats the police) and they come over and basically laughed, cuz it was pawned fer $25!!
  YUP could've been bought fer $89.95 NEW, NOT on SALE, at Radio Shack!!

  Their lives are like cartoon characters!
  and the sky cuud fall any time now

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  JW's Say To Love Your Children..........!!!!!!

  by ladonna in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i get this in my email.

  thought i'd share this one!!!!!.

  children need a sense of security to overcome their fears, especially in .

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  Love builds family's?? HA!!! OMG Interestingly I just asked my older sister when was the first time she remembers "Mom and Dad" telling her that they love her,.. she said she remembers Dad telling here when she got married,.. a very terrible situation leading up to her gettin' married and out of the house at 17.

  I remember NONE,...... NADA,.. 'cept when we "patched" things up at age 22.

  Guess the society has figured out that their demise could be that lack of "love", seeing as how it all stems from the family, and they only do what they are told and taught to.

  I Remember the BS of having NO natural affection, are they trying to cover their own A$$? I was taught that this was in relation to those that kill their own children, torture etc. etc. The form of torment the society has created within family structures definately fits into this catagory in my opinion!! Cuud this actually be the policy of DFing fulfilling the prophecy of having no natural affection??

  This was just my case, I am sure that there are some out there who had parents with sense enough on their own to think, without waiting for a command to love thier own children.

  Love your children,..lesson learned
  (from the mouths of babes, hear me now)
  and If I go overboard with my son then SO Be It!

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  Advice? Domaine Registration & Website Hosting

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  would one or two of you computer and web savvy individuals, please impart some advice for me, where and who with, to register a domaine name?

  and of hosting companies, any reccomendations?

  storefront required, ecommerce enabled, below 50 products, expandable, plus simple information page or two, plus links etc, contact details etc?.

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  umtiger

  I am looking for the same thing, been doing some research on e-commerce apps and hosting. Lots out there, some confusing!
  email me and tell me where you are in the process, and maybe we could compare notes.

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  TMS 2002 - Your Free Copy

  by ofcmad in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  okay.. a jw actually did the "apostates" a favor.

  click on the link below for the theocratic ministry school book 2002- online.... anyone want to set a pool on how long that link stays with out threat of lawsuit?.

  , http://www.purelanguage.net/forums/showthread.php?s=a31587d493c122fd5ccba13ff1567ac6&threadid=260.

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  Alright what tha hell is this??

  Fer kicks I downloaded the silly thing and
  boy do they have it made now, hell you don't even need a bible with this handy dandy tool.
  Have I been gone that long??
  Its been, oh I don't know like 8 years. Not really keeping count.

  What is this a "cheat sheet" for talk preparation for the School???
  And what tha hell happened to talk no. 5, I remember my 1st #5 and whoa what "status" it provided me.
  Somebody's gettin' shafted here, what have they shortened the dayum service meeting??

  Oh the effort and research I put into them,.. nah here ya go its all right here(psst. just say this)

  Whats next Karaoke knight at the hall, "Yes brother thats all you have to do, no, no, don't be nervous, just watch the dots on the screen and read the words exactly as they are on the screen, remember to smile now."

  Better yet, "With technology today our loving brothers have provided us a yet another tool in our service to jehovah. He has seen fit to expidite our confOrmation this way, Just get up on the stage and when you hear the 3 little beeps just start moving your mouth, much like the way I am doing right now. The paper in front of you will warn you of any pauses, and remember! 3 Times for emphasis. The fine loving brothers and sisters will hear all that they need from the little disc that is controlled VIA big shiney buttons in New York, what great provision from our loving brothers, please accept our expressions of such as such et all.
  blah blah blah,.. shoot me for remembering,.....ahhh,.. thanks thats much better

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  If you need to earn more - State your Hobby here:

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you could be earning money from your hobby, from the very thing that you enjoy as a past time in life.

  you may not be aware how to do so, but others here can assist you in showing ways forwards.

  what have you got to lose by stating your hobby / interest here?.

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  Whoa! I checked out you hubby's website,. thats kewl!!

  I Use 3 or 4 different programs,. sum to convert graphics,.. sum just to open and export to my main program, which is Signlab,. thats the one that I specifically use for vector format (line drarwings,hehe), to cut on my plotter.

  Adobe illustrator is great,..not user friendly, then there is corel draw. Point size and fills and Raster, and vector graphics is the most confusing world out there, people have no idea,..

  Soon, I hope vector graphics will begin to fill up the Net, SVG, scalable vector graphics is the latest buzz at an attempt to make conversions to mainstream vector usage, as is warranted,. they are crisp, clean, and bandwith friendly. OH chit,.. I'm rambling!!

  I have tons of graphics you guys are welcome to any, just email me and I can help you with more in the line of directions of what you need to use them with. It may be possible to just get a viewer to catalog to print and use them from there. Currently I am attempting to catalog all of mine,. up to 6,000 or more and still have thousands to go! Rambling again!! Sorry.
  Just email me if ya want and I'll help ya.

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  If you need to earn more - State your Hobby here:

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you could be earning money from your hobby, from the very thing that you enjoy as a past time in life.

  you may not be aware how to do so, but others here can assist you in showing ways forwards.

  what have you got to lose by stating your hobby / interest here?.

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  here is a Post I just made on the thread: Ex-JW fundraising ideas

  I do computer graphics.... make 'em on vinyl,. like stickers or, as "We" like to call 'em, Decals.

  I thought about offering to make some for Simon and for bill @ Silentlambs, donating to them so they could generate some revenue with them. Like the www. decals, or anything logo-wise, one I had in mind for Bill, is of a baby in hands.

  Here is a pic of it,I ran across a while back and converted it to Vector and can output it to plotter, I've been wanting to use it somewhere but haven't been able to yet.
  It is one of the most precious things I've ever seen, think I'll mess with it a bit and then make the offer to Bill,... any suggestions welcome.

  P.S .I can make anything, stickerwise,... vinyl etc.

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  All That Could Never Be Done
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