that's funny, smoldering. welcome to the board. there was a thread like this early last year with lots more funny khall stories. i'm not sure what it was called, but it was a good one. if you are interested in looking for it, i think it was in april or may. - nate
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Funny Kingdom Hall Stories
by Smoldering Wick in"the one whose throne is in heaven sits laughing.
" (psalms 2:4).
attending a congregation on the mexican border, we were accustomed to "snow birds" joining us during the winter months.
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disturbing thoughts from witness site
by detective ini found this on a purelanguage.net thread.
what smug, bizarre, self-satisfied comments.
it's sad that these folks don't realize how ugly some of the things they say (and apparently think) really are.. an excerpt:.
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it's such typical dub arrogance. they are actually proud of being ignorant! it's a good thing that witnesses aren't allowed to get into politics, because i would hate to see anyone from that biased group making laws for the rest of us.
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Special Dub Words That Make You Go YUK!
by Englishman infor me, the word was "loving".. great "loving" kindness.. great undeserved "loving" kindness!.
disfellowshipping is a "loving" provision.. when the wtbts want their accolytes to swallow another bitter pill, another restriction, another rebuke, another demand on time, the buzz word is "loving".. the "loving" word, is, to the average jw, the same as the mccabe nod is to the salesman.
the mccabe nod is used by salesman all the time to get the prospective customer to agree to something that he doesn't care for too much.
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great topic, englishman. connielynn named the one that has always made me puke the most, "the friends". every time i hear my mother-in-law use that one, i want to ask her if she means the child molesting "friends", the holier than thou "friends", the hypocritical "friends", or what. - nate
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My Response To J R Brown
by silentlambs inmy response to j. r. brown.
i am writing to follow up with information concerning j. r. browns response to comments i made to the media regarding watchtowers policy hurting children and protecting pedophiles.
in the course of the last year the jehovahs witness public information department headed by j. r. brown and local elders have repeatedly offered misinformation to the public.
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thanks for posting this , silentlambs, thanks for your courage. i am also amazed by the courage shown by all the victims who have been able to step forward. it's so encouraging to see the exposure of lies gain momentum.
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we're having a baby!!!
by unanswered ini had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby.
we just found out not too long ago.
today, though, was amazing!
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you are all so nice! thanks for all the kind words of support.
venice, you are too funny - i don't think your aunts would come within a mile of my house.
think41self, outnfree, bluesapphire, adonai, bigfloppydog, thanks for the congrats, i don't know how i am going to be able to stand waiting until august.
congrats to you too, closer2, i'll try to get my wife to start posting again.
badwillie, sounds like you are a couple of steps ahead of me, i'm glad you're having fun with it.
thanks a lot, peacelh.:)
hey riz, our baby couldn't have a better auntie.
shauna - good to hear from you again too. how are you? hope life is treating you well.
i'm happy for you and your wife, danb, how cool! please make a birth announcement for us!
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we're having a baby!!!
by unanswered ini had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby.
we just found out not too long ago.
today, though, was amazing!
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prisca - didn't mean to leave you out, you responded while i was replying - thank you so much. - nate
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we're having a baby!!!
by unanswered ini had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby.
we just found out not too long ago.
today, though, was amazing!
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thanks for the kind thoughts. :)
lb - lol, i was glad to find that too.
dakotared - that must have been hard not to be present for the birth. i can't imagine that. thankfully things have changed for the better as regards to that issue.
scully - thanks for responding, my wife and i have been lucky in that we have lots of positive people like you looking out for our baby.
beepers, isp, and noidea - thanls for the congratulations, we couldn't be more excited.
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we're having a baby!!!
by unanswered ini had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby.
we just found out not too long ago.
today, though, was amazing!
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i had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby. we just found out not too long ago. today, though, was amazing! we had our first ultrasound. this is our first child, and to see it actually moving even though it is so tiny, well, i just can't describe it. i am so stoked! it made it so much more real than it already was. our due date is august 23rd...wow, i still can't get over it! anyway, hope all of you are happy and well, i myself couldn't be happier this evening. - nate
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Today is my birthday
by TR inanyone want to give me cyber hugs and kisses?.
tr.
"yk is his name, false prophecy is his game"
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happy birthday TR, hope you're not too old to be able to make out these letters! cheers- nate
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Anyone care to write a #2 talk?
by mindfield inyup, you heard me!
if you are interested in writing a 5 min.
long talk, including about 3min.
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that's a tempting offer, mind. i haven't been able to mess with dubs in a while. i'm just afraid that having to write a talk again would bring back memories that would make me puke. - nate