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Flipping out at the meeting

by BU2B in

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unfortunatley, i still go to many meetings as i am working on getting my wife to wake up.

for the most part i maintain my composure but there have been two or three times when i actually have gotten so upset and the frustration built so high that i have come very come close to actually slamming something down or pounding the table in the literature room, or shouting out how i felt!

has anyone else felt this way?

Gojira_101

Newly Enlightened didn't just flip out, she laid the smackdown on the pervert that was sexually harassing all the sister, and she laid the smackdown on the two elders who were trying to pull her to the backroom and in the process she almost made both of those elders trip over the chairs. As soon as they grabbed her arm to pull her, she did not like that, and shoved the elders away from her. The pervert at one point tried to hug her, oh big mistake there MR Pervert, she shoved him so hard he would have fallen over if it wasn't for the chair stopping him. I remember the entire hall was silent, no one was talking at all, they were all watching the soap opera unfolding live.

Hawk (A.K.A Dad) also forgot to mention this little scene she made in the KH.......The subject was about regular pioneers that didn't get their time. Scriptures were read regarding making a vow to Jehovah and not keeping it, regardless of what life may throw at us or unforeseen circumstances. Within just a few minutes, my daughter ran out of the hall sobbing uncontrollably. I grabbed our coats and ran after her, accidental knocking our chairs over and making a big scene....taken from this post http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/244665/1/One-experience-in-our-old-Kingdom-Hall-that-still-HAUNTS-me if you want to read it in its entirety. Both of my parents were good at making scenes...me on the other hand....

It's no wonder you two weren't df'ed long ago AND you wonder why there has been a bad letter following you two.

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My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!!

by Gojira_101 in

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since april 1st will be officially 6 months and i will be considered inactive, i thought this would be a good time for me to review my life since leaving....and i guess wtbt$ is right in that my life would return to a debauched state if i left them...so here is my review and i'm being totally serious here.. .

sex: yes i have sex with my husband.....i guess we have returned to the world because we take advantage of our marital dues.. related to sex: no longer just missionary.

drugs: yes i have been taking drugs......my allergies have been so bad the last few days i just couldn't handle it anymore and i gave in to the temptation to take over the counter allergies medicine.. rock and roll: yes......i am no longer listening to the kingdom melodies (i never really did anyways), and have gone to listening to the devils music.

Gojira_101

ADCMS:

Oh LORD I’m so honored you grace my humble post with your presence and you have taken time out of your busy schedule of your second coming to help your poor humble servant.

Lord since you are concerned about me, will you take time to answer a few of my questions?

LORD I know how you and your father feeling about us lowly humans taking blood, I must ask oh LORD, why did you create blood sucking incest’s? Mosquitoes, leeches, ticks, all of these feed off the blood of living things, so why then forbid us to take blood to save our lives?

LORD I also for the life of me can’t figure out why you would direct your Faithful Slave to build Beth Sarim? I just can’t understand this, please help me LORD to open my eyes to your wisdom.

Also LORD I don’t want to put you to the test, but what were you thinking when directing the Whacker Brothers in making that video for the deaf? I have had to do so much damage control with the deaf community and other hearing interpreters, they think it’s hilarious and I have tried to up hold your name and get them to take it seriously, but it’s been to no avail.

LORD I have also measured the Great Pyramid and I cannot get the same measurements as your faithful servant Russell on 1914. LORD what am I doing wrong?

LORD, why did you have your faithful servant David collect the foreskin? Did you need the leather for a hat?

Last LORD, My 7 friends and I have been writing books and articles against the government so we can get arrested for sedition to make it look like we’re being persecuted in your name…, but again it’s just not working. Please help us LORD?

Humbly your faithful servant Gojira and in your name. AMEN!!!

P.S. LORD please forgive me, but I can’t stand your new music because it sounds too much like church chorus music, and for years LORD your Faith Slave has been telling us not to listen to Church music, but since this is your will LORD I will force myself to listen to your music now.

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My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!!

by Gojira_101 in

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since april 1st will be officially 6 months and i will be considered inactive, i thought this would be a good time for me to review my life since leaving....and i guess wtbt$ is right in that my life would return to a debauched state if i left them...so here is my review and i'm being totally serious here.. .

sex: yes i have sex with my husband.....i guess we have returned to the world because we take advantage of our marital dues.. related to sex: no longer just missionary.

drugs: yes i have been taking drugs......my allergies have been so bad the last few days i just couldn't handle it anymore and i gave in to the temptation to take over the counter allergies medicine.. rock and roll: yes......i am no longer listening to the kingdom melodies (i never really did anyways), and have gone to listening to the devils music.

Gojira_101

Good morning everyone,

Wow I did not think I'd be at 2 pages and have so many people post on this. I will try to comment on each person's post, but please forgive me if I forget someone.

@ Sooner: Thanks! I figured since I'm living a debauched life, I mind as well go all the way.

@ Finklestein:

@ St. George: Some days I just can't bare the guilt of leaving WTBT$, I'm so unhappy since leaving....NOT!!!!!!

@ Cantleave: I guess since it is our decision to live this debauched lifestyle, we are going to burn in hell for it. At least we can finally meet in person right?

@ 2+2=5: Well at least we can be scum together right? You've gotten to the point of sacrificing your kids on the alter of Satan, but have to gone to eating babies yet? Congrats on being out 6 months!!!! It feels great doesn't it?

@ wasblind: I don't mind being called Jezebel, but just to clarify I look nothing like the Jezebel from the My Book of Bible Stories. I think I'm much hotter than her

@ Suraj: I'm glad this made you smile

@ Finally awake: You are awful, I haven't even gotten to that point of debauchery. You need to confess your sins to the elders so you can be punished and feel god's love!!!!! I really do hope they can straiten you and your family out!!!!

@ Billy: I can't stand soap opera's but yes I've given in to the whole corny teenage vampire love stories...I just can't help myself!!!! I like your idea of brushing your teeth with vodka, that will help me to hit the bottle early! Great idea In all seriousness, that is great you aren't drinking as much. I know my anger issues and hating people are all but gone now. I don't have the constantly being tired all the time. It's amazing how your whole outlook on life changes once you leave WT.

@ mom: Lottery tickets? Really? I'm going to have to call your elders right now and get your df'ed, I can't believe my own mother is this debauched. And you know where I get my warped sense of humor, don't blame dad, it's from you!!!!!

@ Dismissing servant: Debauchery, it does the body good

@ ADCMS: You will require your own separate. Coming soon!

@ XYZ: So true, it's damned if you do and damned if you don't with WTBT$

@ Julia: Yes it's rated R over here, I haven't watched it yet, but I'm thinking if they rated it follow today's standard it would probably be PG-13, hubby and I are going to watch the movie today. I can't wait, I love Monty Python's search for the holy grail. That is my favorite movie. And yes I know I'm debauched!

@ whathappened: I plan to and I might even get a tattoo! If I could get past the needles, and threat of diseases.

@ neverscreamagain: OH MY GOD, Bob Ross is on here too. I love how you paint your happy little trees! But really, playing BINGO? the debauchery is just too much!

@ finally awake: I love that movie, it was so funny. I plan on buying that movie here soon. My hubby loves Adam Sandler and with his Dracula accent...it's just to funny.

@ Mr. Flipper: Dude that is TMI! I don't need to know about about your bedroom antics....but you did forget to mention the clowns.

@ wasblind: The first thing I did too was go buy a push up. Man my hubby attack me!!!!! lol (jk). I also went and bought a pair of satin purple 4 inch heels. I can barely walk, but man do I love the debauchery!!!!

I love all of your comments. I've been laughing this whole time while typing. I guess it's good all of us debauched evil apostates have found each other

Y'all keep up with the debauched lifestyle!

G

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My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!!

by Gojira_101 in

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friends

since april 1st will be officially 6 months and i will be considered inactive, i thought this would be a good time for me to review my life since leaving....and i guess wtbt$ is right in that my life would return to a debauched state if i left them...so here is my review and i'm being totally serious here.. .

sex: yes i have sex with my husband.....i guess we have returned to the world because we take advantage of our marital dues.. related to sex: no longer just missionary.

drugs: yes i have been taking drugs......my allergies have been so bad the last few days i just couldn't handle it anymore and i gave in to the temptation to take over the counter allergies medicine.. rock and roll: yes......i am no longer listening to the kingdom melodies (i never really did anyways), and have gone to listening to the devils music.

Gojira_101

Since April 1st will be officially 6 months and I will be considered inactive, I thought this would be a good time for me to review my life since leaving....and I guess WTBT$ is right in that my life would return to a debauched state if I left them...so here is my review and I'm being totally serious here.

SEX: Yes I have sex with my husband.....I guess we have returned to the world because we take advantage of our marital dues.

RELATED TO SEX: No longer just missionary.

DRUGS: YES I have been taking drugs......My allergies have been so bad the last few days I just couldn't handle it anymore and I gave in to the temptation to take Over The Counter allergies medicine.

ROCK AND ROLL: YES......I am no longer listening to the Kingdom Melodies (I never really did anyways), and have gone to listening to the devils music. Godsmack, Metallica, Avenge Sevenfold, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch.

PARTYING: YES.....tonight in fact we are going over to my husband's classmates house for dinner with his family, a Mormon family who is being shunned by their cult also.

ENTERTAINMENT: YES....I just bought Monty Python's Life of Brian Rated R (Thanks to Don'tCallMeShirly's topic on him being the Christ and the comments on there about the movie)

RELATED TO ENTERTAINMENT: YES.....playing violent video games...oh wait I did that as a JW, forget I mentioned this.

No wonder the elders are trying to track me down as I type this (That thread coming tomorrow). WTBT$ was right I would return to a debauched life because I was no longer under their protective wings......I'm using heavy sarcasm while typing this because in reality the only thing that has changed is I feel free of WTBT$ kool-aid, and just plain feel free!!!!!

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Shiver Me Timbers I Gots a Bible Study Matey!

by RayPublisher in

the new wt 2013 june tells kids that they might get to study with a pirate someday!

perhaps johnny depp will be resurrected for just that purpose?.

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Gojira_101

Well dang it! If there will be pirates in the new system, why did I leave WT then? They never told me I could have a chance of studying the bible with a pirate, I might go back to WT just for the "pirate benefit" What do pirates do best? Need I say more? hahahaha (raping and pillaging)

...but I must say I am disturbed by the fact they made the pirate clean up his look....they are always more sexy with long hair and beards

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For those claiming to be Christ: you are not! I am

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

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for those claiming to be the biblical christ-messiah, you are wrong.

i am the christ!

and, i can prove it.. ----.

Gojira_101

Oh my God!!!!! I was laughing so hard I actually did spit out my coffee!

Anyway, by taking the above-stated figures and factoring in a host of unrelated historical events, unrelated Bible texts, flawed chronologies, shaky evidence, fluffy bunnies, the number of people that bought tickets to Al Yankovich concerts but never attended, the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow (European), and a little hocus pocus, I arrive at the real date of Christ's (My) Second Coming: 2005.

Love the Monte Python Reference!!!!!!!!

I will be laughing about this all day. Thank you!!!!! DCMS you are brilliant!!!!!

G

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Any "inappropriate" or "saucy" conversations out in Field Service car groups???

by Gojira_101 in

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i thought of one that happened to me, i think i was 16 and regular pioneering at the time.

i was in fs with my friend, i think she had to be about 18, and we were in a van with older married sisters, my friend and i were the only single ones.

there were 6 of us in this van and my friend and i of course were forced to sit in the back (meaning we couldn't escape by jumping out of a moving van), anyway, the conversation turned to discussing molestation.. the two oldest sisters sitting in the front then started going into detail about how they had been molested, and it wasn't just "i was molested by..." no they went into detail.. i was shocked!

Gojira_101

Finally awake: Sorry I misunderstood. Allergies are killing me right now, it feels like I'm in a fog, I've been misunderstanding things all day :)

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My decision about "family shunning"

by Gojira_101 in

since i've been off work this week because of spring break, i've really been missing my grandma.

when i have left wt (i'm fading and april will be 6 months) and i told her about january, she has been shunning me.

i told myself "i will respect her wishes/decision..etc" this morning i woke up and said "to hell with shunning!

Gojira_101

Thank you Ambersun for the idea, I was thinking of doing that also. And also I was going to give her some info about how happy we all are...nothing to in your face, but you can still be happy outside of WT.

Cobaltcupcake: I'm glad you still let her know you are alive. And it is hard when you have a hard nose in the family who monitors everything. I think with my grandma, it's my aunt who is doing most of the shunning, but since grandma lives with her, grandma can't do anything on her own.

I'll see how it goes, I'm going to pick up a card in the next day or so.

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Any "inappropriate" or "saucy" conversations out in Field Service car groups???

by Gojira_101 in

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friends

i thought of one that happened to me, i think i was 16 and regular pioneering at the time.

i was in fs with my friend, i think she had to be about 18, and we were in a van with older married sisters, my friend and i were the only single ones.

there were 6 of us in this van and my friend and i of course were forced to sit in the back (meaning we couldn't escape by jumping out of a moving van), anyway, the conversation turned to discussing molestation.. the two oldest sisters sitting in the front then started going into detail about how they had been molested, and it wasn't just "i was molested by..." no they went into detail.. i was shocked!

Gojira_101

Thank you all for the comments, right after I posted this I realized I ran out of posts and then I'm been working so haven't had a chance to get on here.

@ d: I've heard many, many off color or dirty jokes out in service, I guess I was always in the wrong car groups...or I should say the right ones

@ Hawk (A.K.A mom): I don't remember that. LOL. It doesn't surprise me though because I remember some of those sex starved sisters in our old hall.

@ Gypsy: Why would that surprise you if it was my dad? I can say he's not the "shy" type. He can be very blunt an too honest with people sometimes....I remember just before my husband and I got married my dad pulls my future husband aside to make sure his parents had "the talk" with him about um..being with an "innocent" girl. I husband still talks about that even today!!!!

@ Think about it: You know what that is an interesting point to bring up. If the angels are directing the work, then why would they allow these types of conversations to go on, and also, why would they direct the preaching work if all the car group is talking about perverted things? That's a very good point!

Maybe they just stick their fingers in their ears and say, "la,la,la,la,la". Love it!

@ Cobaltcupcake: I think the older generations knew to keep certain things private. The younger ones though, some of the things they say could make a hooker blush.

@ therevealer: OMG are you serious? I can just imagine the person who takes care of the flowers "Honey, do you know why all my flowers in this area are yellow/dead?" "No i sure don't, made it's bugs!" hahahahahahaha wow. I know a few times working out in the rural area's the nearest bathroom is 20 miles away, we would go out into the woods to take care of business, but not at someones house!

@ finally awake: Even though the conversation wasn't explicit, it still would not be right to have that kind of conversation during "the lord's time" when you are supposed to be focused on spiritual things. That's interesting.

@ Dismissing servant: I think everyone has one of those stories. I went to a door where the guy was in his whitey tighties and let's just say something was peaking out. I remember my grandma telling me one time a guy opened the door completely naked and she just pointed at his junk and started laughing.

@ Clearpoision: What happens in the car stays in the car! Like it!

@Bella15: Back-door sex. I got your meaning! But you are right, who tells a 16 year old that stuff?

Interesting comments. It's amazing to me, how I even survived being in this cult. I just thought of a nauthy thing a car group did one time, and yes I was apart of it. I think I'm going to start a new topic on it. It's funny because out of the 4 of us in the car group only one got into trouble.

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Any "inappropriate" or "saucy" conversations out in Field Service car groups???

by Gojira_101 in

jw
friends

i thought of one that happened to me, i think i was 16 and regular pioneering at the time.

i was in fs with my friend, i think she had to be about 18, and we were in a van with older married sisters, my friend and i were the only single ones.

there were 6 of us in this van and my friend and i of course were forced to sit in the back (meaning we couldn't escape by jumping out of a moving van), anyway, the conversation turned to discussing molestation.. the two oldest sisters sitting in the front then started going into detail about how they had been molested, and it wasn't just "i was molested by..." no they went into detail.. i was shocked!

Gojira_101

I thought of one that happened to me, I think I was 16 and regular pioneering at the time. I was in FS with my friend, I think she had to be about 18, and we were in a van with older married sisters, my friend and I were the only single ones. There were 6 of us in this van and my friend and I of course were forced to sit in the back (meaning we couldn't escape by jumping out of a moving van), anyway, the conversation turned to discussing molestation.

The two oldest sisters sitting in the front then started going into DETAIL about how they had been molested, and it wasn't just "I was molested by..." No they went into DETAIL.

I was shocked! This was not a good topic to be discussing in FS and especially since you had for sure one minor in the car.

I also remember one time with a car group of sisters talking or should I same comparing the size of their husbands "junk" (Here in the states "junk" refers to a person's private parts).

Has anyone else experienced this, I know you have, but care to share it? Any topic will do it doesn't have to be only about the things I already mentioned :)

G

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