Verily I say unto thee Saint Satan that thou art a dark stenchfilled stain upon the fabric of Simons new threads. Go forth at once and scrub thy mouth afresh in the obsevations and deductions of Monks of letters and learning, hitch up thy trailer to the caravan of raptuous glorious fundamentalism and return here forthwith a better and more noble man.
Gospel according to UncleBishop of Bablebelt
you know how at every baptismal talk they say to the candidates that they should 'make a note of this date june, 4 whatever..ect'?
and everyone knows that date for like the rest of their life?
well i dont remember when i was baptized.
Flower, Andi, Closer, Simon,
That's terrible .. how disgusting not remmembering the day of your dedication! That means you gotta go back and do it all again .. GO ON! hehehe
unclebruce, dunked 28th Oct.1972
PS: Can a bloke be 'undunked' by the United Church of Satan in Norway or somewhere?
just for fun, i thought we could post what celebrities people may have told us we look like.
i know, i know, it's all fluff baby!
i'll be the first one to say it....i'm mainly a fluff poster.
Hey Closer, this is you to the left .. right?
Anyhow, even if you're as ugly as a hatful of bums, I enjoy reading your upbeat positive posts, it's beautiful people like you who make this site worthwhile. Now excuse me while i copy your party popper lol ... unc who can't help playing .. here goes, fingers crossed .. ~Happy New Year!~
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something that happened with an ex dub friend of mine prompted this post.he finally wrote a letter to his elder father telling him how he really felt.i read the assorted corespondences.. in the letter to his father my friend mentioned that he could only remember 1 instance where father and son spent quality time together.. they spent an afternoon (1 afternoon)flying a kite down at the park.. that was the only pleasure incident he could remember with his dad.. i wept and wept reading that.
for it reminded me of my own dad.. i could barely remember any pleasure incidents either.. my father and i went on 3 camping trips, when i was a teenager.. we did that together.
all the rest of my memories were of him compelling me to do things i didnt want to do.. this causes me to wonder if this is a phenomena unique to the dubs.. no memory of quality time spent with your dad.
Hey Flower and Refiner,
I'm enjoying lurking in on your conversation. Could you please put a few paragraph breaks in your long posts (just press 'enter' now and then)
Thanks, unclebruce.
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Andi,
(((((HUG)))))
unclebruce
- http://4heavens.homestead.com/mrandmrsyadirf.html.
- http://4heavens.homestead.com/mrsyadirfandme.html.
- http://4heavens.homestead.com/yadirfsretirementparty.html.
The only thing that I ask is that nobody re-post the actual pictures themselves onto this forum or any other place on the Internet, and I believe that I can trust that such won't be done. /Yadirf
What the? After you blew my picture up real big and distorted .. and had folks blowing my face up all over the bored! ... you hypocondriac you .. why i oughta! lol
unclebruce
PS: Internet rule no1: NEVER post anything you'll regret seeing on Kents board or your muther reading.
just for fun, i thought we could post what celebrities people may have told us we look like.
i know, i know, it's all fluff baby!
i'll be the first one to say it....i'm mainly a fluff poster.
Jesus Closer, you're drop dead gorgeous (i'd add "inside and out" but that'd be taking the smarminesss a bit too far ;)
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I knew a girl who was convinced i was Robert Redfords hansome younger brother .. i shoulda married that girl! lol. .. then again it mighta cost me a lot in pranged cars and other short sighted accidents :(
Here's a toast to all women. You're lovely just how you are .. and for what you can do for a mans ego ;)
hey Aunty Jack .. come 'round here and rip me bloody arms off .. i dare ya! lol.
unclebruce
incredible as this news report may seem, but there appears to be no limit to the wickedness of some of humankind, no matter what their race or creed.
this news report has just been posted from australian associated press:.
21:47 aedst thu 27 dec 2001 .
G'morning Englishman,
How are we supposed to know who you're talking about? there are 4-5 million people in Sydney, about a million famous toffs on the North Shore alone .. You haven't met a snob till you've met an aussie snob .. even thier servants have plums in thier mouths. (real snobs come from Adelaide and Melbourne. Sydney's the capital of crass but the people are mostly very friendly)
ToffPoshCoffSpice? .. Most Sydneysiders have coff in our names right now lol. You're sooo mysterious sometimes English ;)
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Too right Jan ... bloody idiots.
unc.
PS: Helpful hint #264 for the travel weary: Don't sleep in a paddock of grass in PNG or you could end up cooked meat.. the locals see dry grass and get out the matches .. i think it's their fear of snakes .. (another reason to avoid wearing grass skirts ;)
or do you have any land that you own and your looking for developing a project upon such for income possibilities?
put my farm diversification mind ideas generator to good use!!
excellent management experience proffered.. anyone interested?.
Hey Celtman,
I told you ages ago I was into permaculture .. I don't bullshit about such things .. lol .. permiculture was invented by a Tasmanian i know and admire called Bill Mollison. He has helped hundreds of thousands of communitees around the world restablish the lost arts of sustainable villiage life. This is the most clean, peaceful, green valley in the world .. well NSW anyway .. I'm not doing anything commercial, just seting myself up to be self sufficient and run mine tours.
I hope to spend next year fully commited to building my dream. I intend posting photos as i go.
cheers, unclebruce
or do you have any land that you own and your looking for developing a project upon such for income possibilities?
put my farm diversification mind ideas generator to good use!!
excellent management experience proffered.. anyone interested?.
G'day Scully,
Nah I don't think fairy penguins come up this far, they mainly hang around the colder waters of Victoria and South Australia (though a colony live happily in a western sydney wildlife park ;)
Funny thing about australia is that we aren't allowed to keep native animals without a permit .. one reason i decided to move in with them instead ;)
cheers, unclebruce
LOL Hey Celt, you drunken little hobbit, you been to see Lord Of The Rings? .. great flick .. very apro po to the characters posting here lol .. sleep tight, unclebruce.
