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  The New World Translation

  by pratt1 in

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  do you still have your old bible?.

  can you bring yourself to throw it out?.

  it's the only book from my dub days i can't get rid of.. i guess i still have part of the "old personality" and i haven't fully put on the "new personality"

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  LMAO You're all bloody hillarious - Lawrence writting a Freddie Franz play while smok'n his way through the New World Translation, Leolaia acusing gumby of the same, mrsjones5 saying she doesn't use hers and getting a tad pissed off, Eagle1's accident, blessed star still thinking God wrote it...you people will kill me one day

  Gary makes a good point about the Watchtower Bible and Cash society. I remmember Randy Watters wrote an article calculating the profit made on each book printed. it was quite big. It may still be on his freeminds/watchers of the watchtower world site.

  I still have my bendy morone NWT which I only use online.

  unc, jealous of bro busselman's 'fat boy' NWT (when my Dad died mum wouldn't let me have his).
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  Los testigos de Jehová una amenaza al marco social familiar

  by nandokano in

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  hola amigos,.

  se a traducido un articulo del ingles al espanol.

  el articulo es de victor escalante .

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  unclebruce

  Hola Fernando,

  Un saludo to you.

  unclebruceo.

  ______________

  any spanish speakers here want to greet our new chum?
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  Why didn't Jesus Give Instructions for a Bible?

  by gumby in

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  matt: 24:14 .."and this good new of the kingdom will be preached in all the earth as a witnesss to all the nations - and then the end will come".. jesus plan was that by the time he was to return, the earth would be schooled as to who and what he was.

  suppose you were going to leave the planet for 2000 years and you wanted the entire earthly society of people who would be alive when you returned to know about you.

  would you tell someone to write down all your words of truth since these words would produce salvation and eternal life to all who believed in you........or would you tell a handful of diciples or say even 500 buddies to spread your words to their children and down through the succeding generations?.

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  Thanks for your reply just, It appears we were on different wavelengths yesterday.Yes academics are a pain in the butt (especially in the humanities

  Uncster......you still have ho hum breath from your nap. You got any mouthwash... ya stinky bastard!

  What does this actually mean gumby?

  uncleplainspeak
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  And Now for Something Spiritual

  by unclebruce in

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  as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.

  i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.

  it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.

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  ..."a super fab sexy flesh colored lycra cycling shorts" to go rollablading in and he would simply love some filthy pms from you

  Yeah but I'm not wearing them now, sitting here waiting for Mary to pm me

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  Fun with Mary:

  Nowhere is the collision between popular culture and Christianity better articulated than through this mischievous 16-piece, die-cut magnet set. On the domestic innocence of your own fridge door you can mix'n'match the Virgin Mary's average day.
  
  Seamlessly, the 2.5" x 8.5" Madonna moves from traditional theotokos-with-halo to struggling downtown waitress... from demure Catholic schoolgirl to flared-jean teen. But our favourite is the iconic Christ-child all set for a pushchair outing to the local park.
  
  Virgin Mary Mix 'n' Match – $19.99
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  My God, this is outragous - HP Sauce to be made in Netherlands, not Britain

  by Simon in

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  hp sauce is the sauce to have with a fry-up at breakfast.

  not like that horrible american ketchup nonsense.

  http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/05/10/hp-british.html.

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  unclebruce

  What the? The English have forgotten how to make sauce? Bloody hell how standards are on the slide
  
  Whatever next? soon Blackpool Rock will be made in Shanghai

  A Full English Breakfast:

  
  
  
  
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  And Now for Something Spiritual

  by unclebruce in

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  as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.

  i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.

  it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.

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  You people don't understand how hard it is to photograph bobblehead mahomad .. his whole body wobbles

  In fact I'm relaunching him as bobblebody mahomed the dancing dervish prophet of God
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  And Now for Something Spiritual

  by unclebruce in

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  as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.

  i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.

  it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.

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  Hey Doc maybe I should branch out into Islamic religious paraphernalia. Being a Christian I never thought of that but we'll need bigger premisis if we're gonna start a world religion warehouse. And what if the demons sneek in at night and Smurfs for Buddha pick a fight with the Commies for Christ?

  Persian Stamp Collection?:

  Complete Persiphilia
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  And Now for Something Spiritual

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
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  as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.

  i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.

  it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.

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  Exclusive to JWD:

  Bobblehead Mahomed:

  Not to be confused with bobblehead Osama. Yours for just $215US (or one barrel of oil).
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  And Now for Something Spiritual

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
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  as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.

  i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.

  it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.

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  LOL @ Mary and KW .. Mary you're a very handsome woman

  this'll test the friendship...

  Bobblehead Mary:

  
  
  
  The BVM (Blessed Virgin Mary) meets the BHM (Bobblehead Mary) in one of this year's Most Highly Favoured Kitschmas gifts. Immaculately styled and standing a queenly 8 inches tall, Bobble Head Mary is ready to give her approving nod to all aspects of the Christmas story.
  
  "Yes, be it unto me according to your word," she nods.
  
  "Yes, I am a virgin, and, the Catholic Church willing, always will be."
  
  "Yes, this is a teatowel I'm wearing on my head."
  
  Bobblehead Mary is a good deal paler than her Son, Bobblehead Jesus. "He has a slightly darker complexion as he spends his days fishing and preaching on hillsides," explains the manufacturer. Bobblehead Mary can be hailed for just $1914US
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  A new urban legend

  by loosie in

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  i just got this in my email.

  has anyone heard this one yet?.

  this is an experience from andre' r_____, overseer, just back from the branch committee course at patterson: in england, one of our blind brothers had a seeing-eye dog that would faithfully guide and take him to the meetings each week.

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  Don't underestimate dog's Doc, here's one teaching the kiddies about Jesus: