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  Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

  by AGuest in

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  may you all have peace!.

  in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

  that is incorrect, however.

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  unclebruce

  Hey Farkel - no more uneven jokes OK?

  I just replied to your email and will try and phone/fax you shortly (if I can figure out the code to get into America I think it's 0011 or 1100)

  How come I'm Shelby's cyber better half? I don't remmember a ceremony or even the honeymoon. Are you thus honoured as well? Would this make Shelby a cyber polygamist?

  cheers old cock, unc playing with himself.

  PS: Marriage is a yoke - you gotta admit that I think a marriage is good if you still smile kinda coyly at each other after a few hours apart. (always check her hands for frypans and such first)

  PSS: How far is Mt Etna from Vatican City? .. just wondering
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  advice needed--please respond

  by lisaBObeesa in

  1. jw
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  this is a question my df mother would like me to post for her:.

  would it be morally right to go back to the jws, even though she doesn't feel it is god's org?

  she would do this in order to speak with her life long friends and her youngest daughter, all of whom are quite emotionally distraught due to her dfing.

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  unclebruce

  G'day Lisa,

  My mom says, "Couldn't I get reinstated and NOT go out in service?" She is thinking to go back for only a short time and then move out of town and become an innactive witness.

  Do you think this could work?

  Sure it could work. In the eyes of her zombie friends the big stain will be removed from her character and they'd be the love-bombingest little cult friends a woman can have. If you have the inner strength to pull it off Lisas mum - all power to you! I hope in a years time you can join us 'happy walkaways' having our freedom and eating with jw's too.

  sincerest best wishes to you both, unclebruce.

  PS: Personally, I'd rather eat a shit pie than grovel to the warped male egos of those self-righteous bastards .. but hey, that's me
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  Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  may you all have peace!.

  in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

  that is incorrect, however.

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  unclebruce

  G'day Shelby,

  I know just what ya mean about 'all hell breaking loose'. I just saw pictures of Mt Etna on the news .. geez I wonder what's going on down there? Good assignment for bibleman .. let's lower him down to check it out .. some like it hot and he's got the legs .. hee hee

  All looks calm enough to me .. must depend on which posts ya open I guess X <--- a non-sexist kiss (i'd do the same to Kent)

  unclebruce on the lookout for Satanic Messiahs blowing thier top!

  CHEERS!
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  Australian Convention Dates

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
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  does anyone know when the conventions here in oz are on?

  or did i blink and miss them?

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  unclebruce

  G'day ozzie,

  You're spot on .. back in the big smoke for a few days picking up the last remnants of my junk (a bloke can only fit so much on a ute and trailer.) The misses still loves me and the girls are happy .. Amy just turned 20 .. we've devoured the cake, so it's back to the rock pile soon ;) Moving camp was a job and a half but higher up the hill the view is even better .. I swear the surf was up around 4meters last week, between it and the owls hows a bloke suposed to sleep? .. ah well, sure beats screaching cars and passing trains.

  I probably said "I never wanna go to another convention again in my life" that as a given, if any of you guys want a partner in crime for a bit of stirring I'll be in like Flynn. (and Stephanus sounds like a stirrer if ever there was one ;) Lot of effort and dressing up for a cappicino but what the heck .. we might do the 'apostate car park trick' or better yet the 'sneek around the superbowl and place some anti-cult tracts on bumless seats' trick ;)

  cheers mate, best regards and platonic hugs to you and mrs ozzie .. I still owe ya a meal .. an armagedon snack?

  PS: I'm supposed to be reseaching diabetes but some how the computer linked to here???
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  A Great Club For Americans. :)

  by Kent in

  1. jw
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  ban breast-feeding now!

  over 200,000 american citizens have signed a petition urging congress to declare breast-feeding a crime.

  this primitive ritual has continued to be a violation of babies' civil rights, an unlawful, incestuous relationship with mothers that leads to moral decay.

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  unclebruce

  Geez Joelbear,

  like a bong, ya gotta suck not blow ..
  although ..

  unclebruce
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  Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  may you all have peace!.

  in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

  that is incorrect, however.

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  unclebruce

  G'day waiting,

  sex sex sex .. that's all you women think about .. pushing when she's pulling unclebruce .. thank the lord for missionary positions, uneven yokes and the ups and downs of holy mattress money ;)
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  Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

  by AGuest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  may you all have peace!.

  in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

  that is incorrect, however.

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  unclebruce

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  A Great Club For Americans. :)

  by Kent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ban breast-feeding now!

  over 200,000 american citizens have signed a petition urging congress to declare breast-feeding a crime.

  this primitive ritual has continued to be a violation of babies' civil rights, an unlawful, incestuous relationship with mothers that leads to moral decay.

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  unclebruce

  Prisca thanks, I wasn't sure if it was a leg pull. What kind of idiot would be so stupid to be against breast feeding with all it's advantages for good health of both mother and baby?

  unclebruce

  PS: It's enough to make a bloke plan a bombing raid on that evil multinational purvayor of death to third world babies - Nestle'
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  A Great Club For Americans. :)

  by Kent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ban breast-feeding now!

  over 200,000 american citizens have signed a petition urging congress to declare breast-feeding a crime.

  this primitive ritual has continued to be a violation of babies' civil rights, an unlawful, incestuous relationship with mothers that leads to moral decay.

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  unclebruce

  Hey Kent - This topic sucks!

  How come babies have all the fun?

  unclebruce, on the bottle.
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  Australian Convention Dates

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does anyone know when the conventions here in oz are on?

  or did i blink and miss them?

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  unclebruce

  G'day Stirrers,

  If someone can scan a lapel card and put a link here it would be great - They'd be dead easy to forge. Most newsagents have the plastic 'lapel card holders' (since they are used at many buisness conventions .. though the latest trend is to laminated ID cards)

  Stephanus - come on down! ;) .. springtime? Suit and tie only please. Seriously - if you wanna go to the superbowl and it's armageddon cafe let me know .. we might be able to scare up a vampire .. I even have a songbook curtesy of my last visit (still haven't heard from Horst of Lightning Ridge) No Woolongong doesn't warrant a convention of it's own .. even though it has more Kingdom Halls/mile of coast than anywhere else in australia :(