LOL! Yep, Good one Randy,
Hey, how about putting up a link to freeminds each time you post? (The best JW info/humour site on the web)
cheers unc who keeps loosing his links.
phone message for taliban (humor).
rose's cantina.
http://www.freeminds.org/aftrhour/aftrhour.htm
LOL! Yep, Good one Randy,
Hey, how about putting up a link to freeminds each time you post? (The best JW info/humour site on the web)
cheers unc who keeps loosing his links.
ever tried to sue an elder or the society for alienation of affection in regards to shunning/divorce?.
yerusalyim.
"vanity!
Not that I know of Yeru .. but a few have had their lights punched out! ;)
Most JWs are far too integrated into the cult machinery when the sheep hits the fan to even think of taking legal action (one must never sue a bro youknow) It's usually only later, once ones head clears, that the angry period arrives (often years after the judicial commitee has done it's cowardly hatchet job and one has largly moved on with ones life :(
cheers, unc.
PS I believe there are celebrated cases of the Society being suedd though.
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My favorite sin is slowly removing a womans clothes, tying her to the bedposts then gently spanking her and ... um .. etc .. hey each to his own! unc.
maybe this is old hat to some, but i found it disturbing.
it's contained in excerpts from british body of elders letters.. the following references can be found on silentlambs:.
boe january 1, 2001. para 6. when a member of the congregation is accused of child molestation remember to contact the society's legal desk immediately.
Well posted Little Toe,
I don't usually talk about child abuse (my blood has a low boiling point on some issues)
I've been away from "the truth" for many years but the insanity of raising children in the cult is bad enough without having your kids exposed to perverted "uncles" slyly taking unwholesome interest in them.
You remind me how lucky my girls are that I escaped when they were pre-schoolers and raised them free of cult indoctrination, molestation or any kind of abuse. They went through all the usual teenage angst but I know with 100% surety no-one ever touched them inappropriatly or anything .. a 19 and 21 they can find thier own boyfiends for that kinda thing
Kingdom Halls truly are mind traps and some of the least 'spiritual' places on earth .. far more like carpeted prisons than uplifting temples.
cheers, unclebruce
there is a lot of ignorant afghan bashing going on here at the moment (as opposed to informed afghan bashing) and when we read the papers and see the television pictures it's little wonder why.
the world news media is on a feeding frenzy whipping up so called 'anti-terrorist'* retoric to silly levels.
(*one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter .. nelson mandela?
Thanks for your replies folks.
Tina please excuse my ignorance about the term "marine" .. and educate me anytime you like. As for American bashing .. I had my say about that in my rant "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" Love ya, and still crazy after all these tears .. big sloppy kiss on yer chops! ;)
Willy Think - You're post has me Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tao Te Ching Off! Who in Budddhas name said I was a Christian .. YAAAAAAARRRRK! if I was a biblebashing jesus freak fuitcake my biggest desire would be wanting to surf jesus not wash your mouth out with soap.. now go away and stop calling me names that ddon't stick! ;) ..(I'm about as far from christian as you can get .. Taoist by nature is what i am ..
As for killing people who hurt the weak .. especially women and children .. I'd calmly put the gun to their head pull the trigger without a second thought .. perhaps my abusive upbringing bent my attitude, perhaps i'm insane .. but i am rabidly anti-violent (if that isn't too much of a contaditictory tortology for ya) If I see someone being kicked in the street I don't hesitate to join in on the side of the underdog. (same reason SirFRED HALL and other 'outcasts' here became my friends.)
BoyBonko BOMB AUSTRALIA! you say? LOL .. Yeah Pine Gap, Narunga and North West Cape first!!! ;) (Americas eyes and ears on this half on the planet)
Yeru You're a fine family man (that means the best in my book) and I have no quarrel with you, the US army or the Marines (oops .. sorry for putting you on a pedestal too high ;) I hope you and yours feel safe and you aren't placed in any personal danger 'at work'. best wishes and warm regards bro.
All the best folks, thanks for your responces to my rant/s .. unc, who just says what he thinks and doesn't expect/ask anyone to agree.
there is a lot of ignorant afghan bashing going on here at the moment (as opposed to informed afghan bashing) and when we read the papers and see the television pictures it's little wonder why.
the world news media is on a feeding frenzy whipping up so called 'anti-terrorist'* retoric to silly levels.
(*one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter .. nelson mandela?
g'day,
There is a lot of ignorant Afghan bashing going on here at the moment (as opposed to informed Afghan bashing) and when we read the papers and see the television pictures it's little wonder why. The world news media is on a feeding frenzy whipping up so called 'anti-terrorist'* retoric to silly levels. (*one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter .. Nelson Mandela? Che Grevara? Bob Marley?)
Let me make this perfectly clear - I am not against every callous terrorist on earth being hunted down and excecuted like the worthless dogs they are.
If I ruled the world every single child molester and every single wife beating piece of shit that walks the earth, every helicopter pilot that cluster bombed women and children or napalmed vietnamese villagers, every mad scientist, every remote killing coward would be immediately and without the slightest twinge of remorse or pity be lined up against a wall and shot. I'm no rampant pacifist and carry a proud fighting heritage dating back to the days of ending slavery in England to my more recent ANZAC forebears.
I know emotions are running hot at the moment and when my good pal logical dared post something about the insanity that we as a species are he gets silly shallow minded pricks like TR heaping abuse on him (duh...) (sorry TR but someone's gotta tell ya ;)
As I posted to our US marine friend Yeru .. all the chest puffing and militeriistic peacock strutting is fine (if you get off on that .. 'scuse me while I puke) .. but the the shallow hollow bullshit ignorantly directed at the good people of Aghanistan is getting right up my clacker .. all the ignorant crap and dumb jokes about Afghan TV just play into the hands of those who'd have us believe Americans are hiding so far up their own arses they don't reconise anything but their own excrement.
Come on you yanks .. you're a whole lot better than this .. how about some reasoned debate and acknowledgement that an Afghan life is just as precious as anyone elses. Sure we should track down and kill terrorists without emotion or mercy but don't slander a whole people without knowing a thing about thier culture. (like America did with the beautiful, ancient and intricate 3,000+year old culture of Vietnam)
Where I was born and raised (S.Aust) the Afghans are revered to almost godlike status. You see when my decendants left England for the free state of South Australia (the only free colony in Aust .. no convicts for us thankyou very much) in the early 1800's, with hardy pioneer spirit they ventured into one of the harshest environments for farmers on earth. It was drummed into us as kids that water was extremely precious there ... "the driest state on the driest continent on earth" schoolteaches impressed on us (mmm they forgot about Antartica) .. anyhow many faiiled and some including my relations survived and prospered there thanks largely to the Afghan camel men who kept them supplied and markets open .. those tough bastards survived for weeks where an Englishman 'd be dead in a few hours.
It's a bit weird at the moment for South Australians because just now when Afghan celebrations are at thier peak there .. all hell is again breaking loose in that crazy country.
The Afghans have the undiing unashamed support of every South Australian (all 1.5 million of us ;) We cherish the memory of those outstanding bushman and the roll they and their beasts played in our settlement. We named our favorite desert train after them. "The Ghan" still chugs the rail but it's a lot quicker now .. it used to go so slow you could often jump off, pick a few wildflowers and jump back on at the rear .. and if a washout occurred you could be stuck for days or even a week or two while the line was fixed.
The Ghan is Australias most famous train journey (from Adelaide to Alice Springs) and the decendants of those desert camels have bred up to be one of the purest most sort after camels in the world .. (if you need one i'll do you a good price .. let's haggle)
unclebruce, an Australian with Afghan friends who believes in killing in cold blood (stick yer media hype where no light shines!)
PS: I am no expert on Afghan culture but i've seen precious little evidence that anyone else here is either .. especially the loud mouthed "let's bomb the bejesus outta 'em" brigade .. "DUH! Let's break someth'n" .. typical little boy, limp pathetic male ego responce to a crisis .. trouble in fammily beat the wife and kids .. (the previous analagy doesn't really work but it felt good so i typed it) anyway .. give me coolheaded, coldblooded killers as friends anyday (fight fire with fire and keep the sabre rattling and whirling duh-vicous to the fanatics running amok in Islamabad.)
PSS: There are several recently released books out describing in detail the pivotal Afghani roll in Australian pioneer history. (I might go get me one)
the news media has been reporting that our nuclear power plants are on high alert, but their reports suggest worry.
then this morning, it was reported that three mile island plant near harrisburg, pennsylvania received a threat.
so, i thought that since this is an area i am most familiar with i would post some helpful information:.
Hey Amazing,
Worried about their planet wrecking toys now are they ROTFL! What clueless clown came up with the idea that nuclear was the way to go in powering the lifestyles of the rich and wannabe's?
headshaking unc who recons mother nature uses fussion (implosion) rather than fission (explosion) for good reason ;)
PS: For more info check out Victor Schwarberger <-- smile of a smug bastard.
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Yeah sweatheart these folks rock alright .. mad bloody scientists 'll rock the planet off it's hinges one day!
don't forget to bring:.
for the weather.....a storm stick, and your sunnies.
to eat and drink....snags, sarnies(sangers), stubbies(tinnies), and summat for a cuppa.
yeah ozzie - and 'bbq' 's american as well (from Boston me thinks .. nothing much original about our lungusage really .. unless you mention marsoupials and gum trees and nick cave.
unc hav'n a grouse time stirr'n ozzies possum.
most of this i pilfered, some of these are my own...... mondays: .
8:00 - "husseinfeld" .
8:30 - "mad about everything" .
bboyneko - partypooper!
hi all lovers of modern music,.
i apologise for not posting this in the music forum, but i think many of you might like to know about a cd i recently bought over the internet.
btw, this is the first time i've bought a cd over the internet, so i am a little bit excited about it all.. it's what i supposed is known as techno/dance, but it doesn't have the deadly boring thomp thomp thomp sound throughout it.
Yep Prisca,
I listened to some of the mans work a while back and it was pretty good stuff. Logical is Englands version of Paul Kelly ... well, if you take out the haunting lyrics and real instruments
Logical .. you're a legend! .. givus a kiss (carefull, I think leather lady has the hots for ya .. not to mention bro.steinhaug)
unclebruce haunted by an elephant headed eyore with a mean keyboard and a black cloud rising.
had a few spare moments so i called wts in nyc.
a pleasant woman who asked if i was the press, answered the phone and directed me to someone else, who then directed me to someone else, who finally put me in touch with someone who identified himself as patterson.. i explained that i had read the article in the guardian newspaper and i was concerned about the article.
he asked if i was a jw and i said no, my parents and grandmother are.. i then asked him what the response was.
(typical Watchtower responce "crisis what crisis? .. only "the world" has those")
the dude fobbed you off like that .. .. and you didn't ask to speak to his superior? .. then his etc.. all the way down to Jesus in the basement. In truth, I recon the Brooklyn buildings are so devoid of anything resembling good vibes even Rutherfords ghost wouldn't go there ;)
unclebruce who thinks jesus never left the building (he wasn't there in the first place)
PS: If you're serious speak to Aguest (she has Jesus cell phone # ;)
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Latte EDITion: WOW Shelby .. speak of the drivel .. er devil .. er on doppelganger .. oops
LOL .. unc who had no idea Aguest was about when posting this .. she musta beat me with a nano second (like being beaten with a feather but quicker)
CHEERS SHELBY!! ((((hog))) .. oops .. ((((((HUG))))))