i have a question that puzzles me and would like to receive some ideas.
i used to be a witness for two years before fading away, leaving quietly.
i was not disfellowshipped and i did not write a letter of dissasociation.. the way i got babtised was such that noone from my congragation saw it since the babtisees were taken by buses from the convention to a private swimming pool.
Hi Peter,
Elders do have the option to 'annul' your baptism if you simply make the claim that you didn't fully understand what you were doing. An announcement is then made to the congregation.
I have only seen this device used twice, both times to extract Elders from an embarrassing situation.
best wishes, unclebruce.
a very dear friend sent this to me.
"the gift of the gold box".
the story goes that a man punished his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.
A very moving story Record Collector,
I enjoyed your comment about unconditional love being the most precious of gifts. (something judgmental watchtower men and woman battle against to thier own eternal peril)
Thanks, unclebruce.
we've been invited to a christmas party monday night and i'm not sure what the protocol is.
are we suppose to take a gift, bottle of wine, etc?.
the guy thinks we are still witnesses, he said he still wants us to come, even though we don't celebrate it.
SatanSpawn - stop shak'n 'n pull yer britches up, there's ladies present!
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Hey Dunnybrush, Plonk = Booze .. geez you look prerdy wiv yer mistle toes on yer head.
unc with cheap red plonk and a 3 day growth .. (((smooch))) lol
a wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another .
woman.
with super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the .
Dear bro.Seeker,
Have you any sisters, daughters wives? lol. Women aren't rational logical creatures like us and hey can be extremely dangerous around yer tools.
I know several women who'd have no problem clamping a chaps manhood in a vice without damaging it. Some girls specialise in a little thing called CBT. (cock and ball torture) ... or so i've heard.
I'm no mad women but can imagine at least one successfull method. Lay the penis on top of the vice jaws, open slowly and slide just sheath skin into the jaws tightening them.
I was gonna tell bigboi to get his right hand pumping the hacksaw into the vice bolts but didn't wanna risk it with xena nearby .. who knows what a woman scoffed at may do?
uncircum bruce
well, my husband found out about my affair (yes, i gave in to the temptation with the soccer player and while it was fantastic, it's over now) and it's been a devestating time, we almost got divorced, but we're working through it.
i knew telling friends and this board wasn't going to help me fight his romantic advances, but i tried.
it was a one time thing that would have continued, but i wasn't too careful about the clues (guilty conscience i think).
LOL@COMF
unclebruce who still believes in the Kama Sutra.
hope you all don't mind my barging in here like this..haven't posted for a long time.
yes i am of the lurker class..lol.
now what i a hoping you all can help me with:.
G'day HP lurker,
Hows about:
Well little girl, it's like this. Some people's brains don't work very good. We call these people religious. They are people who can't grow into adults and think for themselves because that part of thier brain doesn't function properly. When you're little its wonderfull to have a mommy and daddy to look after you but these people never really grow up and they think there is a big mommy and daddy somewhere up in the sky who will come and solve all thier little problems one day. This is very very funny. But we mustn't laugh at them or else they might get mad and hurt us or cry so much thier clothes will get all wet and sticky.
Shall we have some icecream now?
unclebruce
a wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another .
woman.
with super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the .
OUCH! Remind me not to let ya near my tool Xena,
I live by the maxim: "Why make a woman mad when with just a little extra effort you can send her right off!"
unclebruce
http://the-lesser-evil.org/radio/.
christmas tunes from papa's vault; warning, some adult humor and possible yuletide moronitude .
available tunes subject to change at the missionary of music's whim.. merry christmas!
Mother Dark I am totally shocked by this post .. you mean you've heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson!? lol Bad taste travels fast I guess. I couldn't play them .. (came over all spits and starts like a bloke with an enlarged prostrate having a leak)
I'll be having a melancholic Tom Waits style xmas myself .. but near a beach at least!
Merry Bloody Christmas and a Funky New Year unc.
well, my husband found out about my affair (yes, i gave in to the temptation with the soccer player and while it was fantastic, it's over now) and it's been a devestating time, we almost got divorced, but we're working through it.
i knew telling friends and this board wasn't going to help me fight his romantic advances, but i tried.
it was a one time thing that would have continued, but i wasn't too careful about the clues (guilty conscience i think).
G'day folks .. interesting thread,
I'm with Englishman. I'm an old fashioned 'one woman man' but I have seen many marriages fall apart over this. Like hippy communes work in theory only, so do most 'open marriages'.
solitary unc, who couldn't handle his wife fooling around.
PS: The childbride desperately wants me back but i just can't do it .. sorry, not this time honey. Hey captain, keep the hints comming .. nah, different cloth .. i'll probably line up my next victim and walk down the isle again ;)
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Vitameatandvegimite: You're a disgrace! Now go out and get yourself Adulterized lol. I agree about children, little bastards kept me in wedlock 22 years last November ;) (um for the record I have only ever slept with one woman .. does it show? lol.
PS: Lilacs - this is not a personal add! :)
i am preparing a major upgrade on my book, "thus saith the governing body of jehovah's witnesses," which i may retitle "thus saith the watchtower.
" anyway, i am putting in dozens of pages updating stuff on voting, pedophiles, the media and deception, and most notably the united nations issue.
what amazes me is over half of the november 22, 1998 awake!
Hey Randy,
Good work. Are JWs really so 'out of it' that article got published without big ripples in the pond? The GB Ministry of truth must think they're Gods.
Lord of the Rings starts screening here boxing day (26th) I'll be taking in the scenery and set design more than anything. I'm building from large timber and stone and have already incorporated some of the designs into my building plans. My 'bushfire bunker' will closely match Bag End hobbit hole. I've had a long interest in Celtic and science fiction artwork. Antique restoration and blacksmithing were an obssession for a while so i'm really looking forward to creating some masterpieces in the forest next year. With any luck I'll post photos as I go. (a blokes gotta show off)
unclebruce, drawing pad at the ready.
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G'day ElijahIII,
Don't tell me WBTS publiications are barcoded now? Well, scan me watchtowers and download me awakes!
unclebruce
"I like Jesus better dead than alive" Apostate Paul Unc 6/9
