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  Who saw Borat?

  by roflcopter in

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  borat: cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan.

  best freakin movie of the year in my opinion.

  i laughed almost the whole entire 1.5hrs of playtime.

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  unclebruce

  Like AliG he's funniest when people don't get the joke (americans mostly

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhPoHWweEqk
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  Dub attack!!

  by unclebruce in

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  this evening i went for a stroll around the headland, camera at the ready hoping one of the last of the migrating whales appeared.

  oh look, there's a fluffy dog.

  ain't he cute ... [ .

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  She must be an absolute fanatic, unclebruce, carrying a bible with her while she walks her dog. Is the dog baptised?

  I couldn't help feeling sorry for her. I've been there myself and seen it so often before. A lone witness parked on a headland overlooking the sea, her only companion a happy little dog. It makes a man appreciate his freedom (and relative sanity). She didn't know or care about Watchtower history or flip flops in doctrine and prophesy. The one question that really had her thinking was "name one person that Satan the Devil killed".
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  Dub attack!!

  by unclebruce in

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  this evening i went for a stroll around the headland, camera at the ready hoping one of the last of the migrating whales appeared.

  oh look, there's a fluffy dog.

  ain't he cute ... [ .

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  unclebruce

  This evening I went for a stroll around the headland, camera at the ready hoping one of the last of the migrating whales appeared. Oh look, there's a fluffy dog. Ain't he cute ..

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  Hold still ya little stinky! Ah that's better...

  Oh dear he's a Jehovah's Muttness! Here comes his owner and she's armed with a New World Translation

  An hours discussion followers .. in which I learned many things. Sandra is a scitzophrenic Jehovah's Witness. She believes she has a powerful personal relationship with Jehovah. She witnessed events in 1975 but denies the Society promoted 1975 (I left her with some homework). Poor Sandra believes in miracles and is most likely shunned by many of her own congregation (Bega). I notice she is wearing a rough home made dress which makes me mad (I bet she's dirt poor and can't buy good cheap clothes readily available from the Babylon the Great run second hand shops. I bet no one ever offered to teach her how to sew or any thing else to make her life better.

  At several points she got mad at me but mainly because, like most JW's, her preaching was less about me and more about justifying her own lifes choices. "The Society is not perfect but Jehovah God is" was her mantra. That dam "light keeps getting brighter" doctrine was a masterstroke. Anyway we had a long sometimes heated discussion but parted as friends. Sandra is passionate about her faith - it's all that stands between her and despair,. It's sad but true and illustrates why we will never completely 'beat' this religion. Damn crazy dub counted her time I bet!

  Behold Look! a sign! Holes in the ozone layer!:
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

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  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  I think it means we're born, we eat, we crap and we die .. a rough uncouth song of dubious value .. certanily not worth fighting for a sack of nut cream
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  Please welcome my friend chaiyah

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day chaiyah,.

  welcome to jwd.

  this place needs your broom of truth to sweep through it like there's no tommorrow!

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  unclebruce

  "do you have a bunch of fans?"
  
  My producer refuses to tell me what my stats are, so I simply go my own way and speak my own truth, and we'll see who shows up.
  
  http://www.Wellstoneradio.com Monday-Thurs 8pm.
  
  The call-in line is 559 732 5005
  
  Have at it.
  
  Chaiyah

  Hi triton,

  I can't find a working link to the radio show Chaiyah links above but I presumed it was named after one Senator Paul Wellstone (fast Paul):

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUnnIJQYJgA

  :::

  Shaddap Mary ... I don't find Christians a turn on - it's just a vicous rumour!
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  Please welcome my friend chaiyah

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day chaiyah,.

  welcome to jwd.

  this place needs your broom of truth to sweep through it like there's no tommorrow!

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  Take it easy ozzie,

  We met on JWO is all. Chaiyah is a mature w0man with strong views and much to say about religion and the state of the world we live in. I believe she hosts a twice weekly radio show in that big wet state where thirdson lives (Minnesota).

  unromantic unc

  ps: mind how ya go, the woman's one badass brother kickin' nighmare of a christian
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  Please welcome my friend chaiyah

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day chaiyah,.

  welcome to jwd.

  this place needs your broom of truth to sweep through it like there's no tommorrow!

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  unclebruce

  G'day chaiyah,

  Welcome to JWD

  This place needs your broom of truth to sweep through it like there's no tommorrow!

  happy posting sweetheart

  zerubberunc
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  Hello.

  by mellisamouse in

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  hello.. .

  new here kinda................apparently i joined awhile back and never posted...............so here i am hello to all the ones i know, and how you doing?

  to all the ones i haven't met yet!.

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  unclebruce

  Hello and welcome to JWD!

  I'm sure you're going to lie it here!

  hugs,

  Annie

  She will not! What an aweful thing to say!
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  Is there a bird watcher in the house?

  by unclebruce in

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  this evening i went for a walk near the mouth of the bega river, several kilometres from my place.

  i enjoyed the peace and took a few photos.. for several years the pelicans here were my concern (keeping an eye on them and occationally capturing them to remove fish hooks and the like.

  while there a duck billed mud stinky arrived.

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  Hi Leolaia, Jabiru's are a huge scarey bird (that beak is an effective weapon lol). Sounds like you had a good trip to the NT

  An Eastern Rosella:

  

  Gannet? (ok I'll start carrying my field guide to birds):

  On Tanja Lagoon:

  

  Some type of Crane:

  

  One day I'll spend some time photographing the Black Swan (not easy from a wobbly boat):

  

  
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  The Territories we were Banned from Preaching

  by The wanderer in

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  <!-- .style1 {font-family: arial, sans-serif} .style2 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; } .style3 {color: #912427} --> the territories we were banned from preaching after an interesting phone call yesterday with an ex-jehovah's.

  witness, it was mentioned during the course of the conversation.

  that the watchtower society had placed restrictions on certain.

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  unclebruce

  Locally calling on houses where dangerous people live (creeps, flashers and the like) is avoided. There are very few things that can stop a determined witness though (even watchtower decrees and do-not-call lists). The only restriction I ever saw from Bethel was the ban on white JW's calling on the black servant houses at the rear of white suburban Port Moresby (but being zealous young pioneers, we ignored that anyway).

  I'd heard that the Amatyville Horror involved a JW family.