at least he didn't go off half cocked...
Posts by Valis
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5Cowboys Secret...
by Nikita ina tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
the grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93. .
when he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Three Stooges vs. The Elders, Part 2
by Mister Biggs in.
joanna.... it would be nice if i had spelled balaam's name right the first time...lol!
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Falwel's targets
by WildTurkey inthe rev.
jerry falwell recently outed tinky winky, from the television show, "teletubbies", because, falwell pronounced, "the character is clearly a fount of gayness.
he is purple, the gay color, he has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and he carries a purse, something all gay people do.
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Valis
*L* it's true WT...almost all those cartoon characters were dogless...the only ones that really had faith in dog were the Flintstones and Scooby crew......the rest are clearly faithless animated heathens....all of them...
CLick here to see if you can tell the difference between the statements Jerry, Osama, and Pat Robertson.....
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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Found this JW news page...
by Valis indidn't know if any of you had seen this site, butn they have some jw obits and some articles i haven't seen posted before, plus it looks as if it gets an update semi-regularly.
http://www.weeuniverse.com/religionjehovahs.html.
sincerely.
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Valis
Didn't know if any of you had seen this site, butn they have some JW obits and some articles I haven't seen posted before, plus it looks as if it gets an update semi-regularly.
http://www.weeuniverse.com/religionjehovahs.html
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
Edited by - Valis on 12 June 2002 13:31:39
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Favorite Summer Recipes
by mpatrick in.
i am looking for some new ideas for summer cooking (preferably on the grill).
i thought some of you might have some good ideas of marinades, pasta salads or the like...post your favorites...please!!
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Valis
Last Night 's Meal Chicken and Green Salad, Steamed Artichokes and Dipping Sauce, Garlic Bread
I like to chop everything then refrigerate/store it in on long container till the chicken and chokes are done.
1 head romaine chopped
1 English cucumber, peeled and sliced (dam naughty English and their outrageously large cukes)
1 shredded medium carrot
4 Roma tomatos cubed
1 package feta cheese Split Use3 -4 boneless chicken breats
4 cups flour
1 egg
1 cup milk
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp pepper
3 tbsp chilli powder
4 cups olive oil or veggie oil
Combine flour, spices together in small bow. combine egg and milk in small bowl , stirring till mixed. wash chicken in egg and flour mixture till covered comepletely. heat oil and fry breasts till golden brown. remove from oil when don, soak up excess oil, let cool and chop breasts into edible slices and chill in fridgeSteam 4 Artichokes for 30 minutes at least
Add a bit of olive oil, lemon and a little salt to the steaming water.I like to take some of the feta mentioned earlier and put it with some ranch or other dressing. great for dipping the artichokes.
Toss salad ingredients w/chicken, serve chokes w/dipping sauce and garlic bread
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE
by You Know inthings are gettn interestinger and interestinger every day.
on the international scene any number of scenarios can serve as triggers to set off wwiii, or the tribulation, whatever you may prefer to call it.
the next cross-border atrocity by rogue militants could easily detonate a conflagration between nuclear-poised india and pakistan.
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Valis
Ah You Know, I see that superior JW logic has kicked in, however your snide remark must be a projection on your part. I have a simple question for You Know. Lets pervert reality for a moment and assume the end comes and its judgement day....What would be You Know's standing with Jehovah? BTW, I would much rather be a clown than a troll any day and as Captain Ahahb said in Moby Dick, "a greater idiot never scolds a lesser....."
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GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE
by You Know inthings are gettn interestinger and interestinger every day.
on the international scene any number of scenarios can serve as triggers to set off wwiii, or the tribulation, whatever you may prefer to call it.
the next cross-border atrocity by rogue militants could easily detonate a conflagration between nuclear-poised india and pakistan.
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Valis
OUTLAW, isn't it time someone hijack this thread? I mean how many pages does the token troll boy get?
BTW, how was the hike today?
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
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Favorite Summer Recipes
by mpatrick in.
i am looking for some new ideas for summer cooking (preferably on the grill).
i thought some of you might have some good ideas of marinades, pasta salads or the like...post your favorites...please!!
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Yummy Wraps...w/White Wine Carrot Ginger Sauce
1 bag rice noodles
1 head large leaf Romaine
pork chops/your favorite meat 1.5 Pounds or So..or less depending on how much you prefer...see marinade
2 small cans water chestnuts
1 package crunchy chow mien noodles
two or three handfulls of fresh snow peas
two or three handfulls of bean sprouts
Add other favorite veggies
2 medium carrots
5 tblspoons grated fresh gingerBoil Noodles and strain well, refrigerate
Wash and drain veggies, refrigerate
Grate carrot and ginger...mix and set aside for sauceMarinate pork in the following for at least an hour, I like to use a freezer bag..you use less marinade that way.
1 cup soy sauce
3/4 cup plum preserves
1 tblspoon garlic salt
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
Salt & PepperGrill until done and chop into small pieces..refrigerate w/noodles and veggies.
For sauce mix the carrot and ginger wth 2 cups of rice wine vinegar, dash of worchestershire/soy sauce, and 2 tblspoons brown sugar (optional, but my suggestion) Sauce can be done a day or two in advance to get max flavor.
Serve w/ romaine leaves to wrap veggies, noodles, crunchies, and meat. Apply some sauce and enjoy. About 5 or 6 servings.
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
Edited by - Valis on 11 June 2002 20:20:3
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Picture of me and dad picture of the kids too.
by Yerusalyim in.
edited by - yerusalyim on 11 june 2002 16:14:50edited by - yerusalyim on 11 june 2002 16:20:4.
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Yeru has mail...
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GOING DOWN TO THE WIRE
by You Know inthings are gettn interestinger and interestinger every day.
on the international scene any number of scenarios can serve as triggers to set off wwiii, or the tribulation, whatever you may prefer to call it.
the next cross-border atrocity by rogue militants could easily detonate a conflagration between nuclear-poised india and pakistan.
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ballistic knows You Know knows better than that! if he dies Jehovah will cast him into the lake of fire for engaging in dialogue w/APOSTATES and sassing his loving arrangement...at least if he's alive he can attempt to double talk Jehovah to death...or at least bore him into granting everlasting life...
Sincerely.
District Overbeer
