hahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you for the cheer up!!!!!
It would seem you have a preoccupation with fouls however!
It was a joke! And you fell for it like the fascists you are! - Rick - The Young Ones
VioletAnai
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Gross Naughty Jokes! PLEASE READ!!
by d0rkyd00d ina man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini .
at mass, he asked the congregation, "has anybody got a cock?
he was hoping he could get a special rooster and told this to the market vendor.
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Who is Rolf Harris?
by rekless ini have said to look like jerry garcia of( the grateful dead )when my hair was frizzy.. hell is truth seen too late.
h.g.adams
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VioletAnai
Well tie me kangaroo down sport!!!! You do look like ol Ralf...guess what? I've got his autograph...how much do you reckon I'll get on ebay for it?
Rolf rocks...Jake the Peg being his legendary masterpiece!!!!!!
It was a joke! And you fell for it like the fascists you are! - Rick - The Young Ones -
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Boys: Tired of Male Bashing Jokes......
by VioletAnai inok, this time and only this time i will let you have a giggle at our expense....otherwise i'm pretty fierce about defending the female of the species.....enjoy!.
how many men does it take to open a beer?.
it should be opened by the time she brings it.
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VioletAnai
Ok, this time and ONLY this time I will let you have a giggle at our expense....otherwise I'm pretty fierce about defending the female of the species.....enjoy!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings itWhy is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably neva be able to support youWhy do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sinkHow do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the ovenWhy do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressureIf your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
Always let the BITCH in firstWhat's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's toldI married Miss Right....I just didn't know her first name was "Always"
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 monts, I don't like to interrupt her
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
DivorcedScientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called 'Wedding Cake'Marriage is a 3-ring circus
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, SufferingOur last fight was my fault My wife asked me: "What's on the tv?" I said: "dust!"
Why do men die before their wives?
They want toYoung Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: "That happens in every country, son"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted"
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine!"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they're beautiful
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go back to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, and go to the fridgeAnd there you have it....I don't believe any of it of course...except of maybe the bald guy walking down the street one......
Anyways I hope you got a laugh!
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any comments?
by Daemia inhttp://www.rickross.com/reference/jw/jw30.html .
just was wondering if any comments are available on this?.........
made me mad.
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VioletAnai
Oh ok...yeah a bit offensive, but hey, overall it was a pretty positive description.....or is THAT your problem?
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any comments?
by Daemia inhttp://www.rickross.com/reference/jw/jw30.html .
just was wondering if any comments are available on this?.........
made me mad.
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VioletAnai
What made you so mad about it may I ask?
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Why Are Women Better Liars Then Men ?
by YYHWH ini cannot tell a lie with a straight face.
women seem to be able to lie and you cannot even have a clue they are not telling the truth.. why is that?.
are women better liars?
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VioletAnai
Poker faced liar right here folks!!! Yup, am a master...should become an actress.....I've learnt to keep secrets, twist words, tell lies and be manipulative from a very early age.....
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What don't you know about the people in your life?
by sf intonight on 20/20 downtown, this is the topic.. skally.
if man was supposedly created in gods image, then.....holy krap...we're all doomed.-skallywagger.
what a blessing such integrity keepers are to the congregation!
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Well hun, if I knew I'd tell ya!
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33 Ways to Annoy the Living Crap out of Anyone
by VioletAnai ini've done some of these.....they work brilliantly!
(courtesy of the straight jacket site online).
1. leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra-dark, 17-inch paper.
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Oh yeah.....
Thanx Popee!
It was a joke! And you fell for it like the fascists you are! - Rick - The Young Ones -
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33 Ways to Annoy the Living Crap out of Anyone
by VioletAnai ini've done some of these.....they work brilliantly!
(courtesy of the straight jacket site online).
1. leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra-dark, 17-inch paper.
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VioletAnai
I've done some of these.....they work brilliantly! (courtesy of The Straight Jacket Site Online)
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra-dark, 17-inch paper
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write, 'for sensual massage'
3. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go'
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking with others
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, 'to keep them tuned up'
6. Reply to everything someone says with 'thats what YOU think'
7. Practice making fax and modem noises
8. Highlight irrelevent information in scientific journals and copy them to your boss
9. Make beeping noises when you back up
10. Finish all your sentences with the words 'in accordance with prophecy'
11. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears this one works, especially on annoying twats...believe me
12. Disassemble your pen and 'accidentally' flip the ink cartridge across the room
13. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
14. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green and insist to others that you 'like it that way'
15. Staple papers in the middle of the page
16. Memorize the 'most annoying sound in the world' - from Dumb and Dumber
17. Honk and wave at strangers.....they'll only think yer nuts...I suggest you leave this one off
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register
19. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE
20. type only in lowercase
21. dont use any punctuation either
22. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times 'Do you hear that?', 'What', 'Nevermind, it's gone now' really shits off deep and meaningful conversationalists
24. As much as possible, skip rather than walk Hell this is fun...so why not
25. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, 'No, wait, I messed itup'. Then repeat
26. Ask people what gender they are
27. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet you may neva be called on as speaker again....BONUS!
28. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down This works, I shat myself one day.....
29. Sing along at the opera
30. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme
31. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about 'pychological profiles'
32. Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're 'not in the mood' Man this is a good excuse....they're usually stumped and have no comeback but a wary glance your way....hehe
AND THE FINAL WAY TO ANNOY PEOPLE.....
33. Send this to everyone in yer email address book even if they sent it to you or ask you not to send things like this.
Edited cause: Man my spelling sucks
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Shunning Us
by Dawn ini guess that since i'm new i've probably missed something.......... but shouldn't "youknow" and "mavman" be shunning us?
after all - we're like.....df'd, da'd, and possible even .
don't get me wrong - i enjoy their posts because i always want to have an open mind and hear both sides of a discussion - but it seems to me that if they truly believed the organization was jehovah's only source of information and the only "ark" so to speak, they would do what it said and not be spending time (lots of time) on an anti-jw discussion board.. my dad was an elder before he passed away recently - he was always willing to listen to my questions and try to answer them (a good thing - open mind) - but he truly believed the jw was god's organization and would not in any way have anything to do with an anti-jw web-site, material, etc!!
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VioletAnai
All are welcome...trolls are well loved......I luv em anyways....keeps everyone on their toes....but yes 'technically' jw's should not be frequenting this site..but Mavman said he was disfellowshipped anyways......
It was a joke! And you fell for it like the fascists you are! - Rick - The Young Ones